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« on: June 08, 2007, 06:09:58 AM » |
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How about a thread where every line starts with:
"I'm not a whinger but"........and then go for it!
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I'm not a whinger but I find it amazing that men have no problem in getting women pregnant and yet that always seem to miss the bowl when peeing!
Get the idea.
Or, I'm not a whinger but how come when you are on your break at work someone always comes up to you and says I know you are on your break but......could you just do this for me.....
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« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2007, 06:32:59 AM » |
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Or, I'm not a whinger but how come when you are on your break at work someone always comes up to you and says I know you are on your break but......could you just do this for me.....
Ah, I love those people. Somehow they manage to get so hurt when I tell them to fuck off. |
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« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2007, 06:44:09 AM » |
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Remember to start off your post with:
I'm not a whinger but....
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« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2007, 06:46:12 AM » |
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Or, I'm not a whinger but how come when you are on your break at work someone always comes up to you and says I know you are on your break but......could you just do this for me.....
Ah, I love those people. Somehow they manage to get so hurt when I tell them to fuck off. You 2 are fuckin lucky! The cunts round my work just come up and say "do this", to which the reply is also a nice friendly "fuck off".  I'm not a whinger but I hate it how deadshits blast their doof doof music from their hotted up Fiestas. On a side note, if anyone dares even mention CD in this thread I feel it will mysteriously disappear. |
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« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2007, 06:54:22 AM » |
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How about a thread where every line starts with:
"I'm not a whinger but"........and then go for it!
For example:
I'm not a whinger but I find it amazing that men have no problem in getting women pregnant and yet that always seem to miss the bowl when peeing!
Get the idea.
Or, I'm not a whinger but how come when you are on your break at work someone always comes up to you and says I know you are on your break but......could you just do this for me.....
Well theres kind of a difference when your penis is shoved between a soft moist hole in which it cant only move a few mm around, compared to being out in the open spraying away merrily. |
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« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2007, 07:08:59 AM » |
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Thanks for explaining mrlee!
The male plumbing will always be a mystery........
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« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2007, 03:22:00 PM » |
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I'm not a whinger but I hate it when women bitch about a man's peeing habits....
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« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2007, 08:16:35 PM » |
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I'm not a whinger but why is it that men have no problem in cracking jokes about female body parts but when a female directs the sort of thing towards men, they just get so sensitive!!!
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« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2007, 10:13:40 PM » |
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I'm not a whinger but what is it with 'P-plate' drivers and their constant need for sitting on your ass, zooming in and out of traffic, and general lack of courtesy towards other drivers around them? SLOW DOWN, what's the big fucking rush anyway?!?!?!?!
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« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2007, 05:49:56 AM » |
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Im not a whinger but why is it that when you indicate to overtake a car on the freeway, the car you are trying to overtake starts to accelerate!
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I've been working all week on one of them.....
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« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2007, 11:51:06 AM » |
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im not a "WHINER" but wth is an "Whinger"
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I've been working all week on one of them.....
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« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2007, 11:53:10 AM » |
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IM not a whiner but better then those that speed up when being passed on the freeway, how bout those ones that speed up, you pass stay at 20km/h above speedlimit then they pass you back and slow down to the speed limit, whom you then pass again and the process repeats over and oever and over.
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I've been working all week on one of them.....
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« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2007, 11:56:10 AM » |
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IM not a whiner but what about those people that cross the street right in front you and walk really slow on an angle towards the corsswalk on the far side of the street? Why cant they just walk the 10 feet down and just use the CW? Dont get me wrong I J-Walk with the best of em, but it never makes any sence to see people ignore the CW and cross when the CW is just 20s farther down the road
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« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2007, 02:55:14 PM » |
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what's a whinger?  |
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« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2007, 03:25:23 PM » |
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what's a whinger?? whinger ~ one who complains, often about trivial matters. whinge ~ to moan, complain  |
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« Reply #15 on: June 10, 2007, 03:27:46 PM » |
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im not a "WHINER" but wth is an "Whinger"
damnit you stole mine. Im not a WHINER but don't you just hate it when someone steals what you were going to say... |
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« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2007, 03:30:27 PM » |
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I'm not a whinger but why is it that groups of people like to take up the ENTIRE corridor and walk slowly??  Also, why do first year kids like to stop right in front of you when you're walking? God dammit, school is full of annoying things. |
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« Reply #17 on: June 10, 2007, 10:06:20 PM » |
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I am a whiner and have this to say: Why do people from a side street pull out in front of you and then take the very next right, usually a few feet away, when you are the only car coming along for hundreds of meters? Why do old people think they own the road and can anything they want? Why do people throw their trash out the window as they drive? Why do black people not know what "don't walk" means? That's all for tonight. I have whined enough.  |
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« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2007, 12:19:29 PM » |
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I am a whiner and have this to say:
Why do? black people? not know? what "don't walk" means?
I'm not a whinger but, in your experience, it's only black people? |
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« Reply #19 on: June 11, 2007, 12:47:18 PM » |
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Well, I almost hit some black dude the other day who was meandering across the street against the light at dusk.  |
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