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Author Topic: I just got an $11,000,000 bid for toilet paper on eBay!  (Read 4653 times)
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« on: June 04, 2007, 07:55:55 PM »
The bid started around fifty, and it just kept going...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170119007608
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« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2007, 08:43:16 PM »
Who the fuck buys toilet paper over the damn internet? Probably the same kind of person that'd sell the toilet paper over the internet Roll Eyes


i guess i just answered my own question...........nevermind.
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« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2007, 08:50:21 PM »
Quote from: CHINESE DEMOCRACY eventually on June 04, 2007, 08:43:16 PM
Who the fuck buys toilet paper over the damn internet? Probably the same kind of person that'd sell the toilet paper over the internet Roll Eyes


i guess i just answered my own question...........nevermind.

I started it as a joke. Pretty obvious, if you read the item description. But seeing as you can barely spell, I'm not entirely sure that reading is your forte, either.
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« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2007, 09:11:36 PM »
Let the shell bidding commence!
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« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2007, 10:46:11 PM »
Quote from: Russian Roulette on June 04, 2007, 08:50:21 PM
Quote from: CHINESE DEMOCRACY eventually on June 04, 2007, 08:43:16 PM
Who the fuck buys toilet paper over the damn internet? Probably the same kind of person that'd sell the toilet paper over the internet Roll Eyes


i guess i just answered my own question...........nevermind.

I started it as a joke. Pretty obvious, if you read the item description. But seeing as you can barely spell, I'm not entirely sure that reading is your forte, either.

what did i spell wrong? plus who is the idiot thats paying for your ass wipe? do think you will really get 11 million for it? meaning do you think the guy will actually pay for it?

and i didn't mean to sound like an asshole i just ......can't believe some one would even think of ......never mind

peace
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« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2007, 10:49:06 PM »
Quote from: CHINESE DEMOCRACY eventually on June 04, 2007, 08:43:16 PM
Who the fuck buys toilet paper over the damn internet?

I'd probably have dropped a couple hundred thousand, but anything over a million is just outside my price range.  no
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« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2007, 10:50:34 PM »
On a side note I just whipped my ass with a speeding ticket two days ago.....
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« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2007, 11:15:10 PM »
What would really be funny is if the auction ended and ebay decided to charge you for the final selling fee with the percentage included.  You'd have a nice $100,000 deduction out of your checking account!  Imagine going to the ATM machine to take out $20 bucks and seeing $-99,980.   Now that would be super funny.
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« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2007, 11:18:11 PM »
Quote from: Bill 213 on June 04, 2007, 11:15:10 PM
What would really be funny is if the auction ended and ebay decided to charge you for the final selling fee with the percentage included.? You'd have a nice $100,000 deduction out of your checking account!? Imagine going to the ATM machine to take out $20 bucks and seeing $-99,980.? ?Now that would be super funny.

Oh Lord....what the hell if this ocour,poor guy. hihi rofl
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« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2007, 05:39:17 AM »
Quote from: KIKO2K6 on June 04, 2007, 11:18:11 PM
Oh Lord....what the hell if this ocour,poor guy. hihi rofl

poor in 2 ways too
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« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2007, 05:44:12 AM »
Quote from: Pharmo on June 04, 2007, 10:50:34 PM
On a side note I just whipped my ass with a speeding ticket two days ago.....

lmao, fucking perv Grin
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« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2007, 09:14:50 AM »
Quote from: PharmoPUNK on June 04, 2007, 10:50:34 PM
On a side note, I just whipped my ass with a speeding ticket two days ago.....

On a related note, another milk & honey flavored speeding ticket is born...
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« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2007, 09:20:55 AM »
Quote from: Pharmo on June 04, 2007, 10:50:34 PM
On a side note I just whipped my ass with a speeding ticket two days ago.....

I've heard about wiping, but what you're doing seems a very masochistic alternative.

You must get a hell of a hard on.
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« Reply #13 on: June 05, 2007, 11:49:01 AM »
Quote from: Bill 213 on June 04, 2007, 11:15:10 PM
What would really be funny is if the auction ended and ebay decided to charge you for the final selling fee with the percentage included.  You'd have a nice $100,000 deduction out of your checking account!  Imagine going to the ATM machine to take out $20 bucks and seeing $-99,980.   Now that would be super funny.

Looks like that's what happened.

I have a $150,000 + sales charge to pay eBay. I have to file an Unpaid Item Report if he doesn't pay within the next eight days. They claim it takes an additional seven days afterwards for the refund to clear. So, until then, I owe them almost two hundred grand.
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« Reply #14 on: June 05, 2007, 11:51:02 AM »
US $165,023.40 to be exact.
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« Reply #15 on: June 05, 2007, 12:56:25 PM »
^ Now THAT is funny!
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« Reply #16 on: June 05, 2007, 12:59:24 PM »
Quote from: Krispy Kreme on June 05, 2007, 12:56:25 PM
^ Now THAT is funny!

It made me laugh.

After I cried for two hours and contemplated suicide, of course.
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« Reply #17 on: June 05, 2007, 01:03:16 PM »
^But I thought you had the toilet paper?

Oh right...
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« Reply #18 on: June 05, 2007, 01:03:47 PM »
Quote from: Krispy Kreme on June 05, 2007, 12:56:25 PM
^ Now THAT is funny!
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« Reply #19 on: June 05, 2007, 01:05:54 PM »
He's a good guy. He agreed to delete his account so that I can immediately file an Unpaid Item Claim and get my money back. As much as an ass as he was for bidding $11 million on toilet paper, he could have been a prick about this and caused me more grief over it, so I'm thankful that he agreed to cooperate.

Boys and girls, this is why you should NOT joke about on eBay.  hihi
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