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« on: April 27, 2007, 02:39:48 PM »

It'll never happen, but let's just say that one day they make a movie about GNR like "Ray" or "Walk The Line."  Who would you cast to play the lead roles?

Axl Rose................................................ Brad Pitt
Chris Pitman.......................................... Paul Rudd
Bumblefoot............................................ Tom Hanks
Tommy "The General" Stinson...............  Sean Penn
Del James............................................... Jeff Daniels
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« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2007, 02:57:56 PM »


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« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2007, 03:15:23 PM »

John Mario (Orgazmo) as Merck


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« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2007, 03:20:24 PM »

If he was alive, River Phoenix would be a great Axl.

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« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2007, 03:22:21 PM »

It'll never happen, but let's just say that one day they make a movie about GNR like "Ray" or "Walk The Line."? Who would you cast to play the lead roles?

Axl Rose................................................ Brad Pitt
Chris Pitman.......................................... Paul Rudd
Bumblefoot............................................ Tom Hanks
Tommy "The General" Stinson...............? Sean Penn
Del James............................................... Jeff Daniels

TERRIBLE!!! How about Eric Stoltz or Mark Wahlberg as Axl?
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« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2007, 03:22:26 PM »

Christopher Lee could play Axl for the CD release party scene hihi
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« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2007, 03:28:47 PM »

W. Axl Rose > Orlando Bloom

Robin Finck > Johnny Deep

Richard Fortus > Tom Cruise

Bumblefoot > Sean Bean

Tommy Stinson  > Viggo Mortensen

Chris Pitman > the dude that does ''Grima Wormtongue'' in the lord of the rings (Brad Dourif, if im not wrong)

Dizzy Reed > Himself (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1110649/)

Frank Ferrer > Whoopi Goldberg
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« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2007, 03:29:12 PM »

John Mario (Orgazmo) as Merck




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but how about Roan Atkinson as merck



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« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2007, 03:32:00 PM »

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W. Axl Rose > Orlando Bloom

Robin Finck > Johnny Deep

Richard Fortus > Tom Cruise

Bumblefoot > Sean Bean

Tommy Stinson  > Viggo Mortensen

Chris Pitman > the dude that does ''Grima Wormtongue'' in the lord of the rings (Brad Dourif, if im not wrong)

Dizzy Reed > Himself (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1110649/)

Frank Ferrer > Whoopi Goldberg


Wow.  Somebody just watched Lord Of The Rings.


And Lucky...glad you got the Sancho reference.  I was afraid nobody would.
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« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2007, 03:42:11 PM »

I don't think the current GnR is interesting enough to make a film about. Maybe a movie about the life and times of Axl Rose, that'd be interesting.

And then that kid from Almost Famous could play the young Axl.
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« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2007, 03:49:40 PM »

I think the story of the current band is pretty fascinating, myself.?

I think the story should be like Citizen Kane, with Axl being played at different stages in his life.? It starts with his death, and then flashes back to different periods in his life as all the people he's alienated over the years remember their time together.? Slash would be his Jed Leland.? Pitman would be his Bernstein.? Merck would be his Thatcher.  Erin Everly would be his Emily.? Stephanie Seymour would be his Susan.

It would be the most epic movie ever made.
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« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2007, 03:59:27 PM »

hard question to answer, but what about leo dicaprio as axl rose?
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« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2007, 04:01:49 PM »

They're making a Motley Crue movie, why not GNR?
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« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2007, 04:30:12 PM »

Jarmo > Jack Osbourne
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« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2007, 04:31:50 PM »

Mark Wahlberg as Axl Rose
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« Reply #15 on: April 27, 2007, 04:32:02 PM »

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« Reply #16 on: April 27, 2007, 04:32:54 PM »

I would HATE if Marky Mark played Axl.  HATE it!  I absolutely hate that guy.  He tried to bang my wife (not a joke).
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« Reply #17 on: April 27, 2007, 04:36:26 PM »

danny bonaduce as axl
adrian greiner (entourage) as slash (give him a wig)
gary busey as adler haha.
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« Reply #18 on: April 27, 2007, 04:50:35 PM »

TROY POLAMALU AS SLASH

RICHARD FORTUS AS IZZY

AVRIL LAVIGNE AS AXL

DARRYL HALL AS DUFF

MATTHEW LILLARD AS DIZZY

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« Reply #19 on: April 27, 2007, 05:06:23 PM »

Chris Pitman in all roles.
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