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Chris Axl
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« on: March 23, 2007, 02:09:18 PM »
With 3 friends.

Its simpel, if Chinese Democracy comes out before June 1st, they will buy me a Chi Dem record

If I loose I must eat a glove.....
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« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2007, 02:11:47 PM »
I suggest lots of ketchup and a doctor..
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« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2007, 02:12:21 PM »
You might want to practice on some socks, maybe some t-shirts before you try to tackle a whole glove.

Is it a delicate, girlie glove or a hardy, workwear glove? Might want to think about getting braces. 
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« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2007, 02:17:35 PM »
its more of a black little thin girl glove, not any thick leather stuff.

It could be a brick for all I care, I got my hopes up for Chi Dem
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« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2007, 02:21:05 PM »
I got my hopes up 5 years ago.  This is quite a gamble. nervous
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« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2007, 02:23:54 PM »
Try to plea bargain with them - if you concede defeat can you just eat the fingers of the glove and not the whole thing.

I can only imagine what the vegas odds would be on this one hahah. 

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« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2007, 02:24:33 PM »
cut it in small pieces and swallow it with some milk or water ok
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« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2007, 02:29:46 PM »
Quote from: CheapJon on March 23, 2007, 02:24:33 PM
cut it in small pieces and swallow it with some milk or water ok
small pieces is my strategy hihi

Dunno bout the water, sounds kinda like cheating, hehe
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« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2007, 02:32:13 PM »
you gotta have some liquid or else your mouth will  get "dry" or whatever the right word would be.. u know what i mean
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« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2007, 02:32:43 PM »
Quote from: Chris Axl on March 23, 2007, 02:29:46 PM
Quote from: CheapJon on March 23, 2007, 02:24:33 PM
cut it in small pieces and swallow it with some milk or water ok
small pieces is my strategy hihi

Dunno bout the water, sounds kinda like cheating, hehe

I don't think it's cheating - you're still eating it. ?Good luck and have someone video it and put it on utube - maybe Axl will see what you had to do.
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« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2007, 02:33:18 PM »
Quote from: CheapJon on March 23, 2007, 02:24:33 PM
cut it in small pieces and swallow it with some milk or water ok
Which may help, or which may cause the whole thing to glue together and wrap itself around some body part important to the process of living. Could go either way. Have fun!


Also; Try prayer. First, for the release date and then, if it doesn't arrive, for the safe passage of the glove through your internal plumbing. Would be pretty embarrassing to have some  nurse with a rubber glove and a tub of petroleum jelly digging around inside you to dislodge a glove.
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« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2007, 02:37:16 PM »
If you lose to the three, knit a glove out of thin noodles or make two French pancakes and shape them into a glove.
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« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2007, 02:37:28 PM »
Quote from: 25 on March 23, 2007, 02:33:18 PM
Quote from: CheapJon on March 23, 2007, 02:24:33 PM
cut it in small pieces and swallow it with some milk or water ok
Which may help, or which may cause the whole thing to glue together and wrap itself around some body part important to the process of living. Could go either way. Have fun!



 rofl ?No worries though...
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« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2007, 02:38:53 PM »
ok, all this death talk start to scar the shit outa me.

Can the glove kill me?? anyone know if its very dangerouse?

I mean, its just a glove, cant be that dangerouse, could it?
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« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2007, 02:40:00 PM »
Quote from: Chris Axl on March 23, 2007, 02:38:53 PM
ok, all this death talk start to scar the shit outa me.

Can the glove kill me?? anyone know if its very dangerouse?

I mean, its just a glove, cant be that dangerouse, could it?
If you swallow it whole, you could die.
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« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2007, 02:40:16 PM »
have a doctor handy too for when your bowels get bunged up hihi

if you really seriously expect CD out by june 1 then you better get down and pray for an announcement next week nervous cuz april 1 will be about 8 weeks before june 1
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« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2007, 02:41:12 PM »
Quote from: Chris Axl on March 23, 2007, 02:38:53 PM
ok, all this death talk start to scar the shit outa me.

Can the glove kill me?? anyone know if its very dangerouse?

I mean, its just a glove, cant be that dangerouse, could it?

the stomach will have a hard time digest it, it might even destroy it (the stomach and stuff)

but don't worry, there's no sugar ok
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« Reply #17 on: March 23, 2007, 02:42:59 PM »
Well, I don't mean swallow. If you can get it down there, you won't die... but good luck getting it out.

If you can't swallow it, and it gets stuck... you might not be able to breath.... and then, well.... good luck in the afterlife, don't forget to bring your suntan lotion.
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« Reply #18 on: March 23, 2007, 02:45:25 PM »
Quote from: EFISH on March 23, 2007, 02:42:59 PM
Well, I don't mean swallow. If you can get it down there, you won't die... but good luck getting it out.

If you can't swallow it, and it gets stuck... you might not be able to breath.... and then, well.... good luck in the afterlife, don't forget to bring your suntan lotion.

have bumblefoot gotten acces to EFISH's account
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« Reply #19 on: March 23, 2007, 02:46:21 PM »
Quote from: EFISH on March 23, 2007, 02:42:59 PM
Well, I don't mean swallow. If you can get it down there, you won't die... but good luck getting it out.

If you can't swallow it, and it gets stuck... you might not be able to breath.... and then, well.... good luck in the afterlife, don't forget to bring your suntan lotion.
Are you hinting to me going to hell? ?Cheesy Tongue
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Of promised love that can't keep up with your adoration
Just use your head, and in the end you'll find your inspiration
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