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[GeraldFord]

I will start:

I have a lonely penis
I might as well be on Venus
I am so alone
Can't get anyone to fetch my bone
I sit around the clock
Because their is no companionship for my cock
Just staring at the walls
I feel my deeply hurt blue balls
I want a woman that can bake
And play with my one eyed snake
I could rest my yogurt shooter
Against a hooter
It could be worse, I could fall from a double decker
But, still, I have no one to play with me lonely pecker

[Ganja4Life]

good use of rhyming..quite amusing,,made me giggle

? once there was a tale of this mythical cd
 given the name " Chinese Democracy"
 who would've thought it'd take so long
 to put together 13 songs
 and every single day
theres pests that just wont go away
they whine and bitch and moan and cry
dont you ever wonder why
what makes it such a big huge deal?
do you really think it isnt real?
they'll tell you now this is? the case
this dreadfull thing we have to face
it my be another 15 years
before the music reaches our ears
do you think its really true?
hmm..well..do you?