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[Gordon Gekko]

Gordon Gekko here, nice to meet you all.

I'd like to take this moment to urge all of you to attend Gordon Gekko?s "Manage Your Money to Millions seminar." In this seminar, we promise to show you how to, using any simple check book, turn nothing into millions, learning the secrets of check cryptography, the hidden symbols and techniques used by the experts to turn the writing of a simple check into a multi-million dollar profit.

In this seminar, we teach you by example, using only your own check book to show you how this is accomplished. Prior to the seminar, we ask that you give the instructor two or three blank signed checks that we will use as examples to show you how anyone can manipulate these everyday financial devices into millions. In order to be eligible for this seminar, you must present your current bank balance as proof you are financially able to handle these responsibilities.

Please PM me for more details.

[MCT]

Beaton R. Oundabush here. Nice to meet you, Gordon.

I'd like to take this moment to urge you to consider perusing the old "Wildlife Fact File." In this vast repository of knowledge, I promise you'll find, in the mammal section, something from the class, edentata, or maybe even perissodactyla (especially from the family, rhinocerotidae) that's at least twice as funny a moniker as this horrendous gecko incarnation.

In this really cool binder full of wildlife facts, the animals are broken down into sections, making it navigationally ergonomic for you, the animal afficionado. Prior to taking my advice though, I'd ask that you give proper consideration to the insect kingdom in order to better maximize your potential funniness and to help manipulate us everyday posters into believing that your posts are worth millions.

In order to be eligible for the title of legitimately funny though, you must present at least a smattering of real humor in your posts as proof that you are intellectually able to handle the figurative tickling of our funny bones.

Please PM me for more details.

And thank you for your time.

[Gordon Gekko]

If any of you bitches want to party let me know. I know all the strip joints where you won't get stabbed.

[MCT]

I'd love to party! Problem is though, I'm not much of a bitch, I'm not much into strippers, and I actually like getting stabbed...

So what now?

[Axlfreek]

Hello everybody. My name is Keith and i have been addicted to guns n' roses for about a decade now.

[Selene Papillon]

Hi, my name is Suzy, I?m 31 years young and live in Sweden.
I work as a nurse, mainly with elderlies.
My hobbies are going to concerts, reading (fav authors includes Stephen King, Dean Koontz and E.A. Poe), working out and seeing my friends. I also spend a lot of time on different Gn?R-forums...?
I?ve been a Gn?R-fan since 1988 or 1989. Other bands I like includes Alice Cooper, Iron Maiden, Skid Row, Kiss, Aerosmith, Nasty Idols, Edguy and Evanescence.

[sarumzilo]

hi 2 all.
hello world! It is nice site. Keep working!
best regards
i found you here http://google.com ^^

[Cowboy Buddha]

welcome to htgth

[Where is Hassan Nasrallah ?]

I Like !!!!

[BBF Rocks]

i have loved guns n' roses basically my whole life since the early 90's so very happy to be here

[von]

It's nice to have you here, but watch out making too many threads like this. Nobody's gonna get mad, but they might just get deleted. There's so much stuff going on here, you know.

[BBF Rocks]

ok please don't delete it
i just wanted to say hi

[bringbackadler]

Welcome aboard Axlgurl !   

[lorna]

Hi , Im Lorna , im 25 im a guns n roses and axl addict i love them to bits , im from scotland . 

[anythinggoes]

Hey welcome to the Board have fun Enjoy yourself

From England 


A pathetic attempt to restore English Scottish Relations 

[lorna]

ha ha your attemp was sucsussfull seeing as you are a guns n roses fan ha ha

[Breaking_Reef]

hi i'm the reefer.

[GunnerOne 84]

I'm Casey, 23 years old, A sophomore at Univ. Of Maryland (USA) studying history as a major, with a possible concentration in Euro History.

I've been a guns fan for as long  as I can remember, and I love this site.

[Angelrose]

Hi there.
Well, I'm 33 this year.
I leave in France and I'm born in Canada. I work in a Fire Department.
I'm also registered in GNR France forum for nearly one year now but I'm a GNR's fan since the begining...

[xChaosx]

I'm thirteen... ...lol
I live in Evansville, IN.
My hobbies are being an Internerd, locking myself in my room listening to music, and trying to re-create Jackass stunts with my best friend.

I have a lot of other hobbies but nothing regular. Basically whatever I'm in the mood for.