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« Reply #20 on: February 23, 2007, 09:16:24 PM »
Quote from: Axlfreek on February 23, 2007, 10:33:34 AM
i've come to the conclusion that cheez-its are mans greatest achievment.

Cheez its are very tasty--I like the spicy ones--but they are very dry. Even though  they are small, I am not sure 10 could be eaten in 1 minute.
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« Reply #21 on: February 23, 2007, 09:41:37 PM »
White Cheddar Cheez-its are like heroin.....you can't stop eating them.  Anyhow, I think this myth deals with Saltines, so that's what I'll use and no water.

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« Reply #22 on: February 23, 2007, 09:46:48 PM »
Quote from: Bill Brasky on February 23, 2007, 09:41:37 PM
White Cheddar Cheez-its are like heroin.....you can't stop eating them.?


dude, you're not supposed to eat heroin
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« Reply #23 on: February 23, 2007, 11:11:27 PM »
Quote from: SeriousYou'n on February 23, 2007, 09:46:48 PM
Quote from: Bill Brasky on February 23, 2007, 09:41:37 PM
White Cheddar Cheez-its are like heroin.....you can't stop eating them.?


dude, you're not supposed to eat heroin

So that's  why I  never  got high. How  was I to know?
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« Reply #24 on: February 24, 2007, 01:46:01 PM »
Your not allowed to drink water- I think it's impossible. Tongue

That's like one cracker every 7 second- it gets too dry and harder and harder to swallow.

Somebody try this. And not with like pussy crackers.

The one's I'm using are big, salty and square.

Oh, and I tried one at a time- and I tried them 5 at a time- and all 10 at a time.

No luck. Sad
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« Reply #25 on: February 25, 2007, 07:32:02 PM »
I've never tried the cracker thing, though I've heard about it.? Another one is to try and eat ONE slice of white bread without any liquids in a minute.? I know it IS possible.? I've seen it done a couple times but it is very difficult, I can't do it.? There's another thing about drinking a gallon of milk, I forget the timeframe.? But I actually saw on the internet a guy down a gallon in less than a minute.? The caption read something to the effect that he got violentally ill soonafter, so I'm not sure he actually accomplished the goal.? I believe you have to keep it down, if you know what I mean.?
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« Reply #26 on: February 25, 2007, 07:43:54 PM »
It's definitely impossible.......I tried today and one cracker alone took me like over 10 seconds so I knew I was screwed......I did manage to stick them all in my mouth and have them chewed up in less than a minute though.  Damn it!

This myth: FACT
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« Reply #27 on: February 25, 2007, 08:29:19 PM »
Yeah- I can manage to get it chewed- but it's impossible to swallow. Cry
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« Reply #28 on: February 25, 2007, 08:33:05 PM »
I could do it with CHeez-Its
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« Reply #29 on: February 25, 2007, 08:49:09 PM »
Tried it today with standard saltines (http://briandc.com/sigep/eating_contest/crackers_saltines.jpg). Got 9 done in a minute.

edit: the bread slice was amazingly easy! Took about 20 seconds. Bread isn't as dry as those crackers.
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« Reply #30 on: February 25, 2007, 08:52:55 PM »
Quote from: faldor on February 25, 2007, 07:32:02 PM
Another one is to try and eat ONE slice of white bread without any liquids in a minute.  I know it IS possible.  I've seen it done a couple times but it is very difficult, I can't do it. 

That isn't hard. I've ate a whole fuckin' loaf in about 10 minutes one night when I was stoned.
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« Reply #31 on: February 25, 2007, 09:01:17 PM »
Is it fair to start with a mouthful of beer?
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« Reply #32 on: February 25, 2007, 10:12:11 PM »
Quote from: acdcUSSR on February 25, 2007, 08:49:09 PM
Tried it today with standard saltines (http://briandc.com/sigep/eating_contest/crackers_saltines.jpg). Got 9 done in a minute.
That's actually really good.

Should try again til you beat the impossible. Then call up Guinness.
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« Reply #33 on: February 25, 2007, 10:14:46 PM »
To all those who have tried doing  this, and were successful:
a. congratulations
b. apparently you have  too much idle time on your hands
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« Reply #34 on: February 25, 2007, 10:16:49 PM »
My friends older brother once came home from work on pay day and told me he'd give me $50 if I could eat 10 in a minute!I made it to 8 Sad
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« Reply #35 on: February 25, 2007, 10:23:59 PM »
Nah, every person in their lifetime should at least attempt the 10 crackers in 1 minute. It's not too much spare time- it's time well spent. Grin
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