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« on: February 22, 2007, 10:27:26 PM » |
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I think not.
I tried a couple times today just because somebody randomly told me it was impossible.
But it's impossible to chew and swallow it fast.
It took me around 2 minutes 11 seconds.
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« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2007, 11:15:42 PM » |
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How big are the crackers and what are they made of?
I think thin round crackers made of rice flour would be easy to do in 1 minute.
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« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2007, 11:20:04 PM » |
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it would mostly mater on the type of crackers but thats wierd i never thought of that.........hmmm..........  |
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« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2007, 11:36:11 PM » |
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This is officially my favorite thread topic ever.  |
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« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2007, 11:41:36 PM » |
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regular saltine crackers?
any water?
maybe wash it down with a gallon of milk? try to do that one!!
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« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2007, 11:44:12 PM » |
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The first person to prove that it's possible on youtube wins themself some positive karma.  |
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« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2007, 11:45:24 PM » |
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The first person to prove that it's possible on youtube wins themself some positive karma. I am sure it is possible, but I have no way to prove it. So I guess I am stuck. |
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« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2007, 11:45:51 PM » |
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Moisten the crackers in some water. The problem is that crackers are so dry, they absorb all your spit, and it takes forever to eat a lot of them (all at once). When they do the hot dog eating contest, they can dunk it in water.
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« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2007, 03:53:37 AM » |
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I gave up after 2 crackers.....can't do it, sorry.
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« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2007, 05:24:32 AM » |
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what is that brand of deliciously heavy crackers in the us .... uh ...;wheat something ?
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« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2007, 08:17:23 AM » |
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i don't even know what a "cracker" is  |
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« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2007, 08:24:44 AM » |
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« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2007, 08:41:47 AM » |
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Those Cheez-Its look easy! We don't have them here though so i'll never know. I may pick up some Ritz later and try. |
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« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2007, 08:55:53 AM » |
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Those Cheez-Its look easy!? We don't have them here though so i'll never know.? I may pick up some Ritz later and try. don't forget to record it and put it n utube |
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« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2007, 10:02:23 AM » |
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We need answers, people.
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« Reply #15 on: February 23, 2007, 10:28:54 AM » |
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Saltine crackers are whatu are suppose to use and u arent allowed to drink anything
IT IS IMPOSSIBLE
the salt dries out your saliva making it impossible to break the crackers down.
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« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2007, 10:33:34 AM » |
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i've come to the conclusion that cheez-its are mans greatest achievment.
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« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2007, 06:21:05 PM » |
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Those Cheez-Its look easy!? We don't have them here though so i'll never know.? I may pick up some Ritz later and try. yeah, they arent that big, about this size, and they're flat ---------------- |? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?| |? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?| |? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?| |? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?| |? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?| ____________ maybe a bit smaller. By no means would I say they are a cracker. More like a chip/cracker hybrid. |
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« Reply #18 on: February 23, 2007, 06:37:47 PM » |
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Sunday I will attempt to acheive this feat. I'm going to record it on my cell phone camera and then I'll try to put up a video. My strategy is to eat the crackers one at a time in two bites and swallow instead of trying to cram them all in my mouth and having all that salt dry you out at once. Godspeed friends.
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« Reply #19 on: February 23, 2007, 07:06:22 PM » |
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i've come to the conclusion that cheez-its are mans greatest achievment.
Amen dude, amen. I've done 5 crackers in 1 minute, but never 10. |
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