Just for laughs post your most memorable/dumb GNR rumor that people believed

[BBF Rocks]

Does anybody remember the poster named "Pure" from gnrx.com?? He claimed to be an insider and posted all this information about the 02 tour, but none of it ended up being true.

I remember ?

What fun we've had over the years eh ?

indeed! here's to many more!

[Izzy]

dumbest rumour?

Axl's working on an album called Chinese Democracy that will hold a candle to earlier offerings

oh boy - can you remember when people believed that

[polluxlm]

Does anybody remember the poster named "Pure" from gnrx.com?? He claimed to be an insider and posted all this information about the 02 tour, but none of it ended up being true.

Whatever happened to that site?

Houses built with straw never last

Somehow I always thought gnrx was what is now mygnr. I wonder why...

But yeah, you hit the nail

[Mysteron]

Then Darknemus would be there hinting that it might be GN'R related, even after management said it wasn't. When we finally decided to pull the plug on advertising that fake site, Darknemus got really annoyed.

Darknemus had all kinds of explanations on why Axl didn't know lyrics to his own songs, why his computer had a Finnish setup etc etc.







/jarmo

Not to be a dick
But dark prefers a small "d"
To start his name. ? ?

With reference to the Danny thing; it'd be entertaining to see your fraud IRS lyrics written in Haiku. 

[bringbackadler]

Then Darknemus would be there hinting that it might be GN'R related, even after management said it wasn't. When we finally decided to pull the plug on advertising that fake site, Darknemus got really annoyed.

Darknemus had all kinds of explanations on why Axl didn't know lyrics to his own songs, why his computer had a Finnish setup etc etc.







/jarmo

Not to be a dick
But dark prefers a small "d"
To start his name. ? ?

With reference to the Danny thing; it'd be entertaining to see your fraud IRS lyrics written in Haiku.?

Mysteron, welcome.   

Do you have any new news that you can share with us concerning Chinese Democracy ?


/bringbackadler

[Mysteron]

Then Darknemus would be there hinting that it might be GN'R related, even after management said it wasn't. When we finally decided to pull the plug on advertising that fake site, Darknemus got really annoyed.

Darknemus had all kinds of explanations on why Axl didn't know lyrics to his own songs, why his computer had a Finnish setup etc etc.







/jarmo

Not to be a dick
But dark prefers a small "d"
To start his name. ? ?

With reference to the Danny thing; it'd be entertaining to see your fraud IRS lyrics written in Haiku.?

Mysteron, welcome.? ?

Do you have any new news that you can share with us concerning Chinese Democracy ?


/bringbackadler

No

Stay on topic

[horsey]

ha ha stay on topic i like that .

[EFISH]

I remember some people thought Lenny Kravitz was the new guitar player. 

[polluxlm]

No

Stay on topic

Well, ok.

The rumor that Mysteron is Merck.

(no, I'm not fishing, just a joke)

[bringbackadler]

I guess it's still "one Tuesday this year" aye Merck, I mean Mysteron.   



/bringbackadler

[Mysteron]

I guess it's still "one Tuesday this year" aye Merck, I mean Mysteron.? ?



/bringbackadler

We are different people. You are very Adler-esque in your assumption (j/k) 

[bringbackadler]

I guess it's still "one Tuesday this year" aye Merck, I mean Mysteron.? ?



/bringbackadler

We are different people. You are very Adler-esque in your assumption (j/k)?

I'm just having some fun.? ? ?

It's good to see you back. I wish you had some kind of news for us, though. But, welcome back anyway.? ?


/bringbackadler

[EFISH]

He never went anywhere. 

[CAFC Nick]

Funniest rumour i've heard I think is that GN'R were waiting back in the summer until 06/06/06 to release the album...

Every GN'R date has to have some relevance to GNR's past or to a superstition or something like that, it can't just be any given date.

[Danny]

With reference to the Danny thing; it'd be entertaining to see your fraud IRS lyrics written in Haiku.

That might be tough, but I do offer you this haiku:


I wrote fake lyrics
It pissed off the hard core fans
I almost got canned

[Sober_times]

The whole I heard this on the radio thing. Everybody comes to a forum saying they heard this or that or another thing from a dj on some obscure radio station, wasn't there one is alaska or canada that was playing the first single a couple months ago?? And lots of people say they don't belive, so the guy posts the phone-number or email or website of said radio station and everybody floods it. Than you have some people come back and give the bs they suposedly got from the dj or email or whatever and people believe for a little longer. Every rumor that gets posted on here or any other forum is funny in its own way. ?

[misterID]

The Lionel Ritchie rumor. That was the best. Was it ever proven false?

[Jackamo!]

(back in the 90's) That the band made a song with the title "Madagascar".




Oh, wait- that came true.

[McGann]

With reference to the Danny thing; it'd be entertaining to see your fraud IRS lyrics written in Haiku.

That might be tough, but I do offer you this haiku:


I wrote fake lyrics
It pissed off the hard core fans
I almost got canned

That was BEAUTIFUL.
Extremely nice job, Danny!
Yes, the haiku LIVES!!

Splash

/Mike

[polluxlm]

The Lionel Ritchie rumor. That was the best. Was it ever proven false?

Actually, I met Lionel at a club last week and he seemed very anxious about getting 'something' off the ground. Then he made a.x.l with his lips.


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