The Paris Hilton Thread

[freedom78]

Her sex tape sucked.  Had I paid for it I would've been super-pissed.

ok so now i know why you're pissed lately.

yeah, the rest of us saw it for free 

Robman, as your profile says you're 15, I feel compelled to inform the police that you have illicitly viewed adult material.  Shocking. 

As a political scientist, I love her wearing the "Vote or Die" shirt...and then not being registered to vote.

I also love when Mr. Slave traps her in his ass, on South Park. 

[aimz]

1). shouldnt this be in the 'bad obsession'? board?
2.) i hate paris hilton..shes a waste of a life....hundreds of innoccent, intellegent, good, hard working people die every day through no reason of their own, and yet shes still alive a breathing......and wasting a life .........(stupid b****h)......but if you guys like her....then thats fine.....everyone to their own tastes and all that....

[Genesis]

1). shouldnt this be in the 'bad obsession'  board?

No, because she has no musical talent worth discussing. This is a general thread. 

[aimz]

1). shouldnt this be in the 'bad obsession' board?

No, because she has no musical talent worth discussing. This is a general thread.

true...very true...point taken....

[Bill 213]

I really don't understand why the hell people enjoy watching these stupid bitches like Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears anymore?  I mean at first they were all cute and did their things (except Paris of course who just pretty much whored it up and partied and such from the start)...then they all started to slowly crumble and now they're shambles of fame.  I was reading (front page yahoo news at that) that the other night in NYC, Britney got so drunk at a club she stripped her clothes off minus bra and panties and got onstage with some dancing girls...she had to be carried out of the club because she was unconcious.  Then of course Lindsay's rehab (read this on front page of IMDB) is going great with her treating it like a hotel and still going out and drinking and shit. 
I mean, after a while this will all pass and they won't even be cared about, but right now it's so annoying that they're getting this mainstream attention in their downfall.  Paris Hilton has absolutely no credibility anywhere, yet she's treated like she's a fucking goddess by the media.  And that photoshoot she did dressed as Audrey Hepburn from Breakfast at Tiffany's almost sent me into anger management classes.   In those days you had Zsa Zsa and Eva Gabor and Marylin Monroe to compensate as the cumdumpsters, yet they still had class which any of the Trampy Trio of today lack.  Today I think Natalie Portman is about it in terms of class.
Either way...the only thing that will make these douchebags go away is to totally just stop paying attention to them.  They're like herpes...they'll go away eventually and reappear for a bit, then go away again...just ask Paris!

[CheapJon]

1). shouldnt this be in the 'bad obsession' board?

No, because she has no musical talent worth discussing. This is a general thread.

true...very true...point taken....

unfair, she sings better then you and all the other posters on this board



EDIT: and she's hotter too, you know i'm cheap

[deanaxlrose]

I enjoy watching her porn  .
but I Think the world would be better Without her .
AMEEN.

[EFISH]

Here's a picture of Paris trying to seduce me:

[Danny Top Hat]

Basically, she's a cunt.

[Jessica]

Should she read this, i do hope she realises it is now time for a drastic image change and to try and act like the proper girl she is supposed to be.

[monkeychow]

wow...not much love for Paris on here. I think she's funny, and I suspect her real personality isn't the vapid persona she puts on for TV.

[Neemo]

IMO she looks like she was beat with a bag of nickels   i cant see why people find her hot...i'm sorry....she looks inbred or something

[JohnMorrison73]

she needs to grow some boobs

[GNRreunioneventually]

1). shouldnt this be in the 'bad obsession'? board?
2.) i hate paris hilton..shes a waste of a life....hundreds of innoccent, intellegent, good, hard working people die every day through no reason of their own, and yet shes still alive a breathing......and wasting a life .........(stupid b****h)......but if you guys like her....then thats fine.....everyone to their own tastes and all that....

actually i dont think any one likes her i'd just fuck her and thats it

she needs to grow some boobs

i agree totally

1). shouldnt this be in the 'bad obsession' board?

No, because she has no musical talent worth discussing. This is a general thread.

true...very true...point taken....

unfair, she sings better then you and all the other posters on this board



EDIT: and she's hotter too, you know i'm cheap

HA bull shit i bet i sing better than that cunt hell any one could

Should she read this, i do hope she realises it is now time for a drastic image change and to try and act like the proper girl she is supposed to be.

actually i think she should see how fat shes gotten and go anorexic again.

maybe it'll die the next time 

[Natasha23]

Having never met Paris Hilton, I think it's safe to assume she is a horrible human being.  But I will say this, it makes perfect sense that she is so popular.  Right now, she is everything that America values.  She is rich, thin, blonde (i.e. "All American"), and she's a materialistic consumer.  That is what we value in the U.S. right now. 
This professor was recently quoted as saying, "with anna nicole smith, she was pathetic, but you wanted to scoop her up and fix things for her.  you wouldn't want to scoop up paris hilton."  i totally agree.  for as much as women like anna nicole and britney are desperate messes, i think they're somewhat likeable.  there's nothing likeable about paris hilton because she's a bitch.  she thinks she's better than everyone else and she's obsessed with her looks.  i can't figure out if she is just deeply narcissistic to her core, or she is just filled with such self-loathing that makes her behave the way she does.  i'm hoping it's because she hates herself -- that at least would make her more human. 
right now, she seems like a vagina with a person attached to it. 

[CheapJon]

she needs to grow some boobs

No, but a brain and a heart, her body is ok IMO



EDIT: at least fuck-able, record it and then to put on the internet

[2112]

IMO she looks like she was beat with a bag of nickels   i cant see why people find her hot...i'm sorry....she looks inbred or something

Its called money mister

[jabba2]

IMO she looks like she was beat with a bag of nickels ? i cant see why people find her hot...i'm sorry....she looks inbred or something

I always thought that. Or her family paid a sperm bank to try and make Paris look like a childrens doll or something. there is no sex appeal.

[Elrothiel]

Paris Hilton is a vapid airhead wasting valuable oxygen whilst forcing us all to be aware of her blood-boilingly ignorant views and the fact that there are some people who actually think she's an intelligent human being who we  SHOULD all worship.

If I met Paris Hilton, there are two things I would do. First, I would slap her, hard. Then, after smoking a LOT of weed, I'd spend an "intelligence" day with her (hence the weed), making her feel as dumb as possible.
That way she might actually try to better herself.

[ClintroN]

I have recently made this thread at www.ChineseDemocracy.com and it was getting thousands of hits, so I decided to make one here.

Discuss your stories, fantasies, etc. with the intelligent, immaculate, and amazing Paris Hiltion.

P.S she make's an awesome avatar. 

Discuss...

you seriously need to get a fuckin' life man, instead of surfin' the net talkin' 'bout that useless bitch get out n' make some friends, i dont understand what there is to talk about her, she's a spoil't bitch who does NOTHING !!!

YOUR A VICTIM OF THAT FUCKIN' THING CALLED ..........................TV!!