The Official "Claim Anna Nicole Smith's Baby" Thread

[Donington2007]

IT'S MINE! 

[GNRreunioneventually]

its my baby damnit you can't take a baby from the father thats bull shit i'm the father me me me me me it was made from my sperm i fucked anna before she crocked its MINE MINE MINE all mine sweet fucking mon-i mean baby

[Axlfreek]

She was fat when i fucked her. it was also dark. so i dont know which hole i stuck it in because it was all so loose 

[Mr. Redman]

She was fat when i fucked her. it was also dark. so i dont know which hole i stuck it in because it was all so loose?

same thing happend to me.

[Donington2007]

I was actualy doing her back when she was hot but she froze my sperm and used it to make the baby.   

[Gordon Gekko]

Judging the caliber of posts in this thread, I remain highly skeptical that any of you would be able to chance upon a vagina, much less produce offspring if you were somehow allowed access. Chumps.

[GNRreunioneventually]

I was actualy doing her back when she was hot but she froze my sperm and used it to make the baby.? ?

ooohh nice one

Judging the caliber of posts in this thread, I remain highly skeptical that any of you would be able to chance upon a vagina, much less produce offspring if you were somehow allowed access. Chumps.

who is this asshole?

so man is it your baby or not?

[Jessica]

You are all sick !!!!

Ok, don't have respect for Anna, but you could have some for that kid for fuck's sake, you are tainting her karma you twits !!!

[2112]

Its NOT my kid!! 

[the dirt]

As you all presume, I very well may have a'plenty floating out there up and about.

But this one isn't mine.

[AxlsMainMan]

I used protection

[guns_n_motley]

im wondering, how many guys did she have sex with in this one month period!! a new guy comes out each day!! unless she had one huge orgy with each taking turns

[GNRreunioneventually]

she had them all tag team her

one in each hole and in each hand and another one craping on her
sick bitch

*edit* was more detailed but i didn't want to get banned  


 

[Donington2007]

im wondering, how many guys did she have sex with in this one month period!! a new guy comes out each day!! unless she had one huge orgy with each taking turns

for any guy to claim that a famous persons baby is theirs is quite a serious issue. so it must be assumed that she had sex with these guys within one month. except the dead billionaire guy who may have had his sperm frozen without him knowing. which brings up a good theory that she shagged several guys on purpose right after the artificial incemination of the dead billionaires sperm to cause confusion.

christ it sounds like a headline off the LIES! cover 

[supaplex]

this is the most idiotic thread started on this board.
you should show some respect for the dead or at least for that child.
people are greedy and try to get that baby for money, that doesn't mean you should make fun of anna nicole, you should make fun of them for their stupidity but that's probably putting your brain to work and that hurts?

[Bill 213]

this is the most idiotic thread started on this board.
you should show some respect for the dead or at least for that child.
people are greedy and try to get that baby for money, that doesn't mean you should make fun of anna nicole, you should make fun of them for their stupidity but that's probably putting your brain to work and that hurts?

You mean like a 26 year old Playmate of the Year marrying an 89 year old billionare oil tycoon for love?? And as far as stupidity goes....I think Miss Anna Nicole takes the cake so to say on that one.

P.S.  Since Bill Braaaaaasky has sired every member of this board, I'm going to lay claim to that little shrimp scampi myself. Cha-ching.

[Izzy]

it is incredible how many have come forward - they wouldn't just say that for a laugh, she must have been with a different man each day....

[supaplex]

this is the most idiotic thread started on this board.
you should show some respect for the dead or at least for that child.
people are greedy and try to get that baby for money, that doesn't mean you should make fun of anna nicole, you should make fun of them for their stupidity but that's probably putting your brain to work and that hurts?

You mean like a 26 year old Playmate of the Year marrying an 89 year old billionare oil tycoon for love?  And as far as stupidity goes....I think Miss Anna Nicole takes the cake so to say on that one.

so she loses her child, then she dies leaving behind a little daughter and a bunch of guys claim to be the father yet you make fun of her.
so she married a guy for money. happens every day. at least she didn't expect for him to die and then claim she secretly married him and nobody knew.
where were all these guys when the child was born and anna was still alive?

[Bill 213]

this is the most idiotic thread started on this board.
you should show some respect for the dead or at least for that child.
people are greedy and try to get that baby for money, that doesn't mean you should make fun of anna nicole, you should make fun of them for their stupidity but that's probably putting your brain to work and that hurts?

You mean like a 26 year old Playmate of the Year marrying an 89 year old billionare oil tycoon for love?? And as far as stupidity goes....I think Miss Anna Nicole takes the cake so to say on that one.

so she loses her child, then she dies leaving behind a little daughter and a bunch of guys claim to be the father yet you make fun of her.
so she married a guy for money. happens every day. at least she didn't expect for him to die and then claim she secretly married him and nobody knew.
where were all these guys when the child was born and anna was still alive?

All these guys were probably being paraded around each other so she could keep her affairs with each one.  That's how that usually goes.  Like the photos of her and the state official from the Bahamas cuddling up so she could keep her place down there.  Anna Nicole Smith was far from a saint.....technically the death of her son is a very clouded mystery with her probably supplying the Methadone that he overdosed on (she had it openly available in her refridgerator as the photos show).  It's also rumored that her attorney was suppling it to both of them. 
As for her marriage, she didn't keep it a secret I'll give you that..but she was very blatant about telling everyone how he promised her half of his estate if she would marry him.  I call that a very very high priced whore.
Not really making fun of her because I could care less.....she put herself in all those situations because of her stupidity.  She could have had the world if she chose and she threw it all away.  I have no pity for someone like that.  One less idiot to waste oxygen on.

[Axlfreek]

Seriously though, if this is true then that means she would have had to sleep with 5 guys in one week, cause women can only get pregnat one week out of the month right ?