Axl astrology

[NJ Guns]

Saw in today's paper where the daily "celebrity profile" in the horoscopes was you know who...

Forever on the brink of a comeback, lifelong bad boy Axl Rose always likes to keep his fans guessing.  Aquarius is ruled by the planet Uranus, the planet of surprises, eruptions and revolution-all the things rock n' roll is about.  I predict that the highly anticipated, 10-years-in-the-making Guns N' Roses album "Chinese Democracy" will finally legitimize Rose's position among the greats of rock.

So there you go, the album's coming out and it will be wonderful.  It's in the stars.  Hooray.

[YouKnowYoureRight]

Yeah 

[Tyson]

  I loved reading that.  Music to my ears!!!  Sounded similar to what Merck said. 

[spaghetti_incident]

Here is another cool one that was posted a while back:

W. Axl Rose
A very special Aquarian


W. Axl Rose is the last of the great eccentrics. The funny thing is, he doesn't know it. He thinks his behaviour is perfectly normal. He sees himself as a pillar of propriety and a paragon of protocol. W. Axl has strong views about every topic under the sun. There's not a subject he doesn't know about or a moral point he can't pontificate on. W. Axl is entitled to be a little arrogant. He knows an awful lot about an awful lot of things. He is well versed, well rehearsed, and deeply immersed in the kind of knowledge that we lesser mortals can only dream of attaining. Thankfully, he is there to shed the light and show the way. This, he does generously and patiently, as befits a person of superior intellect. W. Axl Rose is wise, intelligent and (thankfully) oblivious to irony.
Or, at least, that's how W. Axl Rose is, at his worst. He can't help it. He's an Aquarian and Aquarians are infamous for their occasional outbursts of pomposity. Happily there is another truly delightful side to him. W. Axl is as honest as the day is long, as generous as the ocean is deep. This is partly where the eccentricity comes from, for a person with such strong opinions W. Axl is surprisingly willing to please. he is keen to win friends and influence people. He loves to feel that he belongs. He always wants to be in on the action, part of the scene and one of the gang. Rather like Groucho Marx though, he is never sure that he would want to be part of any club that would a member. He is always on the lookout for some new cause to support, or enterprise to sign up to. You might think that this would make him fickle but actually W. Axl is exceedingly loyal. He may be forever expanding his horizons but he never forgets his friends and he never reneges on his commitments. This is why, despite the highly idiosyncratic nature of W. Axl's personality, so many people think the world of him.

 

[Jessica]

You know, a dear friend of mine has an astro book with drawings of planets if they were people ?

God, when i saw uranus, i laughed.

It WAS axl.

I am not joking...

Is axl's ascendant aquarian too ?

Where's his moon ?

[ppbebe]

You need to know his birth time, jess.
My ascendant is Leo. <- who cares.



Isn't this astrologer just stating the obvious?   
Nevertheless, aye, nice to be reassured by the stars.
Thanks for sharing.

[Jessica]

You need to know his birth time, jess.
My ascendant is Leo. <- who cares.



Isn't this astrologer just stating the obvious?   
Nevertheless, aye, nice to be reassured by the stars.
Thanks for sharing.

reminds me a this particular song i love :

WHAT'S YOUR SIGN ? DESREE

What's your sign? Do you know?
Let me guess? You're Scorpio?
What's your rising? Where's your moon?
Scorpios are pretty cool. See I'm a Sag.
So they say. I'm a butterfly, I like to play.
I'm always aiming into the sky.
I point my arrows, extremely high.

Chorus:
'Cos everyone, has a sign.
Whether supernatural or divine.
Believe or not, if you're so inclined.
'Cos in this great big universe
We're the stars on earth

See the man, over there. He's a Leo,
Check his hair. Virgo eyes.Aries smile
I like the Leo. Check his style.
When the night is good and clear
I hear the whisper in my ear
If you follow the Nothern Star
You will alays know, just where you are.

Chorus

We are stars doo doot, doo doot, doo yeah.
We are stars doo doo doot, doo doot,
Doo yeah. We are stars. Cos in this great big universe
We're stars on earth.

So what's youre sign. Let me guess? I dunno.
I do confess. What's your rising? Where's your moon?
I dunno, but you're still cool!

Chorus

We are stars doo doot, doo doot, doo yeah.
We are stars doo, doo doot, doo doot, doo yeah.
We are stars. Cos in this great big universe
We are stars on earth, Yeah (x3)
You believe in me (x4)
Yeah, dooh doot, doo. Doo doot doo.

[horsey]

i love it so many true things wrapped up in one astrology subject.it is so true about him.very kool read.

[misterID]

I think its pretty fitting Uranus is the planet of eruptions.

"I predict that the highly anticipated, 10-years-in-the-making Guns N' Roses album "Chinese Democracy" will finally legitimize Rose's position among the greats of rock."

Well that's good enough for me. The stars don't lie.

[absolutelytrue]

Aquarians=whirl wind.

[Mysterious_Guy]

Saw in today's paper where the daily "celebrity profile" in the horoscopes was you know who...

Forever on the brink of a comeback, lifelong bad boy Axl Rose always likes to keep his fans guessing.? Aquarius is ruled by the planet Uranus, the planet of surprises, eruptions and revolution-all the things rock n' roll is about.? I predict that the highly anticipated, 10-years-in-the-making Guns N' Roses album "Chinese Democracy" will finally legitimize Rose's position among the greats of rock.

So there you go, the album's coming out and it will be wonderful.? It's in the stars.? Hooray.

but how can i believe you when there's nothing to see? 

[NJ Guns]

but how can i believe you when there's nothing to see? 

Well the paper I saw it in was the Star-Ledger of beautiful Newark, New Jersey but it's the same horoscope that is syndicated in hundreds of newspapers.  If you dredge up any newspaper from Saturday there's a pretty decent chance it will be in there.  Holiday Mathis is the stargazer in question.

Or you could just look here...

http://www.creators.com/lifestylefeatures/horoscopes-by-holiday/horoscopes-by-holiday-for-february-10.html