CHICAGO TRIBUNE HOROSCOPE FOR AXL by Linda Black

[Annie]

Today's birthday, FEB 6. Compromise is achieved this year. You get farther than ever before. It's through the brilliance and goodwill of your team, led by your inspiring vision. Get busy.

[BBF Rocks]

that fits like a glove!
this is the year!

[Annie]

that fits like a glove!
this is the year!

So true, that it was almost eerie! CHINESE DEMOCRACY starts NOW!!!!!

[von]

I wonder what this all means for Zsa Zsa Gabor.

[Wooody]

who's linda black? someone explain, I dont get it

[Lord Kayoss]

It's a miracle!  It's coming for sure now!!!

[Tommie]

This is from Adze.com: ?http://www.adze.com/Celebrities/AxlRose.htm

I only posted what I thought were the relevant parts:

Because of a certain restlessness and discontent, you're not the most practical person in the world. You may even be a bit spacey. In fact, sometimes you may wonder if you are of this world. Try using a to do list to your advantage. Train yourself to do important things with the force of habit. You may be disinterested in the mundane. As long as stability alludes you, so will a complete and happy life.

Your mind is your most valuable asset; you could be an intellectual. The world of ideas is important to you. Intellectual companionship, seminars, books, magazines, films, and educational cassettes interest you. Feeding your mind is just as important as feeding your body. School can be the place for you.

People fascinate you and you tend to regard them in a detached manner. Consequently you enjoy teamwork and social interactions more than most folk. Sentimentality does not figure highly in most of your relationships.

You can excel in any field that requires negotiation skills. Sales and writing may be avenues of pursuit. You have an affinity for abstract reasoning, codes of law and ethics - you're very good at perceiving, comparing and communicating. You are much more objective than most people, and probably more liberal in your thinking.

Your weakness is not foolishness so much as it is indecisiveness. Too much thinking can result in lost opportunities. There is a time to get out of your head and make a decision. If you find that you can't sleep because your mind is racing, get up and work with your ideas. Get ideas down on paper, onto index cards, into a word processing machine or up and out into the airwaves.

Consider getting a brain machine and taking "smart drugs." Learn speed reading and typing. To avoid overstimulation, cut back on the use of artificial sweeteners and sugar. To the same end, you might take a mineral supplement and kelp tablets.

[Annie]

who's linda black? someone explain, I dont get it

The astrologer who does the horoscope section of the Chicago Tribune. I don't take horoscopes too seriously, I just thought it was spot on this time.

[Christos AG]

This is from Adze.com:  http://www.adze.com/Celebrities/AxlRose.htm

I only posted what I thought were the relevant parts:

Because of a certain restlessness and discontent, you're not the most practical person in the world. You may even be a bit spacey. In fact, sometimes you may wonder if you are of this world. Try using a to do list to your advantage. Train yourself to do important things with the force of habit. You may be disinterested in the mundane. As long as stability alludes you, so will a complete and happy life.

Your mind is your most valuable asset; you could be an intellectual. The world of ideas is important to you. Intellectual companionship, seminars, books, magazines, films, and educational cassettes interest you. Feeding your mind is just as important as feeding your body. School can be the place for you.

People fascinate you and you tend to regard them in a detached manner. Consequently you enjoy teamwork and social interactions more than most folk. Sentimentality does not figure highly in most of your relationships.

You can excel in any field that requires negotiation skills. Sales and writing may be avenues of pursuit. You have an affinity for abstract reasoning, codes of law and ethics - you're very good at perceiving, comparing and communicating. You are much more objective than most people, and probably more liberal in your thinking.

Your weakness is not foolishness so much as it is indecisiveness. Too much thinking can result in lost opportunities. There is a time to get out of your head and make a decision. If you find that you can't sleep because your mind is racing, get up and work with your ideas. Get ideas down on paper, onto index cards, into a word processing machine or up and out into the airwaves.

Consider getting a brain machine and taking "smart drugs." Learn speed reading and typing. To avoid overstimulation, cut back on the use of artificial sweeteners and sugar. To the same end, you might take a mineral supplement and kelp tablets.

AdZe.com?

AdZ? You got a new site?

[Tommie]

huh?

[GNRreunioneventually]

i personally think that horoscopes are bull shit but this seems to be.....well i dont know for sure cause i really have no fucking clue what the hell that means, but from the responces of others on here it seems to ,i quote, "fit like a glove"
 


 

[gangs_n_robbers]

I wonder what this all means for Zsa Zsa Gabor.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

best post ive ever read on this forum in the last 4 years.

[Annie]

I wonder what this all means for Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Turns out that her husband is claiming  to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby Dannilynne.

[AdZ]

AdZe.com?

AdZ? You got a new site?

Yes.

No, you can't be an admin.

[Christos AG]

AdZe.com?

AdZ? You got a new site?

Yes.

No, you can't be an admin.

Ok, you don't have to pay me a million euros per month. I mean, I'd never ask that much from a "friend"... 

Let's make it 350.000 euros per month. Do we have a deal? Do we? Do we?

[Donington2007]

Notice how it mentions 'casette tapes' and a 'word processing machine.' this is obviously regurgitated b.s that came from the 80s. there's 365 different horoscopes like this theyve been using for years. geez at least they could be using a newer version of the 365 diferent scopes.