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The Difference Between Men and Women Showering
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I found this on another board thought you might enjoy it here
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according
to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along
the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,
wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
vitamins.Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint-conditioner.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower.
Dry with a towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If
you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake penis at her making the woo-woo
sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror admiring the size of your
penis and scratch your ass.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs sticking on the soap.
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
Admire penis size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off
towel, shake penis at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
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there is the video here
http://www.lets-jam.com/index.php/2007/02/02/953-videos-en-vrac-de-la-semaine
second one
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February 06, 2007, 11:08:32 AM »
That is pretty funny and so true Woo-Hoo!
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i'm sick of being stereotyped, it ain't my fault most men are mindless, ugly, insecure, disguisting, aggressive, filthy, jealous, overly protective and possessive pigs...
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Quote from: 2007what! on February 06, 2007, 11:18:20 AM
i'm sick of being stereotyped, it ain't my fault most men are mindless, ugly, insecure, disguisting, aggressive, filthy, jealous, overly protective and possessive pigs...
For the majority of us, thats our job description right there!
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Quote from: 2007what! on February 06, 2007, 11:18:20 AM
i'm sick of being stereotyped, it ain't my fault most men are mindless, ugly, insecure, disguisting, aggressive, filthy, jealous, overly protective and possessive pigs...
You read my resume ?
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i LOLed there, when i read about the men, some of it is so true
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Quote from: 2007what! on February 06, 2007, 11:18:20 AM
i'm sick of being stereotyped, it ain't my fault most men are mindless, ugly, insecure, disguisting, aggressive, filthy, jealous, overly protective and possessive pigs...
wow i hope you're joking
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that was the funniest fucking thing i've ever read on this bored.
that was good i'm sending it to every one i know now its just too damn funny
i nominate that BEST POST on HTGTH
cheers,
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yeah i seen that before...classic....and im guessing true as well....
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Quote from: 2007what! on February 06, 2007, 11:18:20 AM
i'm sick of being stereotyped, it ain't my fault most men are mindless, ugly, insecure, disguisting, aggressive, filthy, jealous, overly protective and possessive pigs...
Aren't you stereotyping most men?
This a joke thread............
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Quote from: GnRFL on February 10, 2007, 08:51:05 AM
Quote from: 2007what! on February 06, 2007, 11:18:20 AM
i'm sick of being stereotyped, it ain't my fault most men are mindless, ugly, insecure, disguisting, aggressive, filthy, jealous, overly protective and possessive pigs...
Aren't you stereotyping most men?
This a joke thread............
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that was great!
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