Tackles, balls and Seaman - The footie thread

[Gnrfan]

that...was...hillarious...I've never seen anything like it

no, seriously, is what I just saw humanly possible?

one own goal, God's sake

two own goals in ninety minutes, crying out loud

three own goals in ninety minutes, fuck me

three own goals in the same half, that's serious

three own goals in seven minutes? no comment...

well, at least Sunderland now hold the record for something  [hihi]

It was the funniest thing i have ever seen.

7 minutes..... hahahahahahaha. Its the way protor just jogs off afterwards as if to say oh well been there before.

Newcastle are playing really well and Middlesbough getting the game postponed was a stroke of genius considering they had just been battered at home by villa.

Lucky Arsenal again last minute..... man u played really well yesterday... very professional performance

[Danny Top Hat]

Lucky Arsenal again last minute

Wasn't it you who said last-minute goals aren't lucky?

[Jim]

Its the way protor just jogs off afterwards as if to say oh well been there before.

yeah, I know [lmao]

after hearing he had scored two own goals in what, three minutes or something, I expected him to break down and start crying

maybe he didn't realise the third o.g came off his back  [hihi]

[GNRR2003]

lets all laugh at sunderland, lets all laugh at sunderland tra lalala o, tra lalala oo.

how very sad that a sunderland lad scored two goals against the team he supported since a boy and plays for  [rofl]

i'll be honest i havent seen the goals yet, but i'm sure i will laugh when i do.


and middlesborough, has anyone seen the lack of snow and ice around the ground on saturday, you know the reason why the match was called off? not that it matters to us, we will beat them anyway [nervous]

[GNRR2003]

just watching the premiershite



"the problem with the first half is that we conceded three own goals" - howard wilkinson (replacement legend of sunderland)

[Danny Top Hat]

Showtime on sunday, GNRR2003. [yes]

[Jim]

just watching the premiershite



"the problem with the first half is that we conceded three own goals" - howard wilkinson (replacement legend of sunderland)

even better quote:

"we wern't beaten, we lost"

 [hihi]

[GNRR2003]

Showtime on sunday, GNRR2003. [yes]

bring it on bitch  [nervous]

i think we're in for a lashing to be honest. nevermind its only one game  


man u are closing the gap so if we are to get a result on sunday things could get rather interesting as far as the title goes.......


anyway i shall be there hurling abuse at you sof t southern bastards, oh and cheering my team of course  

[Gnrfan]

Lucky Arsenal again last minute

Wasn't it you who said last-minute goals aren't lucky?

Yeah but its Arsenal...... Stupid Boa Morte can't track back thats why Arsenal scored both their goals

"the problem with the first half is that we conceded three own goals" - howard wilkinson (replacement legend of sunderland)

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

Yeah i'd say that would be a problem.

Arsenal vs Newcastle this weekend.... i want a draw

[Danny Top Hat]

Congrats BA! [ok]

[Miz]

a quote from Howard Fuckheadson - "theres nothing shameful with being on the floor, as long as you get back up again....er.....i mean....try your best to get back up again" (something close to that anyway).  Well im glad to see he has confidence.

Fucker

I'll be cheering for ARSEnal on sunday.

[GNRR2003]

a quote from Howard Fuckheadson - "theres nothing shameful with being on the floor, as long as you get back up again....er.....i mean....try your best to get back up again" (something close to that anyway).  Well im glad to see he has confidence.

Fucker

I'll be cheering for ARSEnal on sunday.

whats this no mention of you win this evening? or was the post too early  

just wait for it:

"we only won cos blackburn didnt score any penalties" - howard wilkinson  

[Miz]

whats this no mention of you win this evening? or was the post too early  

just wait for it:

"we only won cos blackburn didnt score any penalties" - howard wilkinson  

[lmao]
I hadn't actually seen the result earlier, cos i turned the radio off at half time...
But wahoooooooooooooooooooooo.

LMAO@liverpool too  [hihi]

Anyway, we're still gonna get relegated so i don't know why im happy.

[Jim]

damn right you're gonna get relegated  

quite a good result for us today

4-1

Doherty, Poyet, Sherringham and Davies

Sherringham got his three hundredth goal

[GNRR2003]

miz April 26th 2003, i cant wait till we send you down, i think you lot are in desperate need of  [help]

[Gnrfan]

Same 'ole Arsenal, Always Cheating.

Bergkamp is a cheating twat.

Ashley Cole is a Diving Twat.

the only suprise is that Arsenal did not get a lucky late goal.

I hate Arsenal.... Well played Newcastle [ok]

Ref was fucking poor and please no one give me that letter of the law bullshit.

[Jim]

well, I'm glad it turned out to be a draw

could've been a tad catastrophic for Man Utd  

seeing as they drew as well...

but seeing as both teams got the same result, we're exactly where we were before today's matches...

Utd are still very much in the title race  


what does everyone think of the England squad?
I'm glad that Ledley made the squad  
and watching Rooney at an internation level will be....interesting

wait a minute, international level? sorry, I forgot who we were playing for a second  

[Danny Top Hat]

Bergkamp is a cheating twat.

Hah!  Good one.  He tried to take that free kick quickly, twice, and both times Robert clearly tried to block it.  How is it cheating to try and take a free-kick quickly?  Cheating is intentionally trying to stop him taking it quickly.

Ashley Cole is a Diving Twat.

Yeah, i'll agree with you there.  He did dive.

However, if Ashley is a diving twat, then the whole of Newcastle are shirt-tugging twats.  They were all over us in the first half!

the only suprise is that Arsenal did not get a lucky late goal

Lucky?!  That's rich!

Do you call a header bouncing off the on-the-line defender's toenail onto the very underside of the crossbar lucky?  Or maybe the one that somehow bounced off Given's head without him knowing about it, was that lucky too?

I haven't seen the Man City game yet, but apparently they had a late goal disallowed, or something.  Was that lucky?

And what the fuck happened to 'you make your own luck' anyway?

In conclusion:  Campbell is shit, Seaman is God, and Jeffers is...who?

[Jim]

In conclusion:  Campbell is shit, Seaman is God, and Jeffers is...who?

[lmao]

and the goal was disallowed because Anelka handled it

[Gnrfan]

Bergkamp is a cheating twat.

Hah!  Good one.  He tried to take that free kick quickly, twice, and both times Robert clearly tried to block it.  How is it cheating to try and take a free-kick quickly?  Cheating is intentionally trying to stop him taking it quickly.

What. He went to kick it once and stopped then kicked against Robert.... he was hardly telling teh ref not to send him off. He knew by kicking it against him he would be booked and off.

Arsenal players stood in front of the ball every free kick newcastle had but did they kick it against them.... NO. why coz they actully have some integrity and wanted to game 11 on 11.

IMO i think it was justice that they didn't score and if that late effort had gone in then it would have just what BergTWAT deserved for purposly getting a player sent off.. Its a disgrace