Tackles, balls and Seaman - The footie thread

[Danny Top Hat]

Who are 'they' and who are 'them'?

I'm fine with it being played at highbury.  They wanna give us a home game, I can deal.

[GNRR2003]

Who are 'they' and who are 'them'?

I'm fine with it being played at highbury.  They wanna give us a home game, I can deal.

they = farnborough
them = arsenal

christ must i explain everything round here!

[Danny Top Hat]

Hmm...where exactly is 'here'?

Well, they probably will stuff them.  Money's on Arsene starting a reserve team and having a "shock" defeat.

[R4tfink]

SHEFFIELD UNITED 2:1 LIVERPOOL

Still another leg to go though, and The Pool will probably hammer them even though, current form would suggest not.



Axlhogg

[Wernie]

Well, at least Neil got his first goal  

[R4tfink]

Well, at least Neil got his first goal  

An added bonus, or should i say consulation?

That bloke who scored the goals, Tongue, is it, he was fucking class.

No wonder The Pool are keeping tabs on him!

Forest should get him, but the point in that would be nill, John Collins snubbed Forest for gods sake.

These pro's dont know what there missing.

Axlhogg

[Jim]

anyone watch the Spurs / Everton game today?

I doubt it seeing as it was pay per view, but I went up there and thought that it was a fucking cool match

I was in the east stand, up next to the goal and got to see all three off Robbie's goals up close and personal  [hihi]

although I was quite dissapointed how he did his patent flip celebration thing to the other side on all three occassions...fucking cheeky Irishmen

great match though

King Ledley ( ), Gus Poyet and Robbie Keane are my men of the match  

Iversen played pretty shitty though, and Hoddle had my favourite Welshman playing a defensive role for the first half  [no] glad to see he sorted it out for the second though

and to think, we had Sheringham, Richards, Freund, Ziege and Redknapp all missing...things can only get better for us  

but, after losing 4-0 to So'ton, anything is an improvement  [no]

favourite parts of the match out of play: When Unsworth ran into the linesman, and they both tried to laugh it off, an' Unsworth put his arm around him....silly thing to do up at the spurs end, the chants of "woo", "gay boys" and "batty boys" were fucking hillarious in my opinion

when people next to me started chanting

"there's only one Arsene Wenger,
there's only one Arsene Wenger,
with a packet of sweets,
and a cheeky smile,
Wenger is a fucking paedophile"
sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland"

I thought that was fucking funny as well

[GNRR2003]

when people next to me started chanting

"there's only one Arsene Wenger,
there's only one Arsene Wenger,
with a packet of sweets,
and a cheeky smile,
Wenger is a fucking paedophile"
sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland"

I thought that was fucking funny as well

ah haha very funny, should be singing that 'bout Mr Townsend as well though.

Any one here bout Steffan Shwarxz and the snowball incedent?

he was having a snowball fight with two kids but in 35 attempts failed to hit the tartget, he proceeded to chase the two kids and one of them ended up with a broken ankle and was arested in Newcastle on Friday following the incedent!

ps t'was a true story, well slightly exagerated but t'is true!

[Danny Top Hat]

silly thing to do up at the spurs end, the chants of "woo", "gay boys" and "batty boys" were fucking hillarious in my opinion

Aah, that'll be the famous Spurs sense of humour.  Homophobic jokes, peodphile jokes...nice to see what a nice bunch of blokes you all are.

On a lighter note:  We don't need late hat-tricks.  4-0, we were fucking brilliant last night!  Best we've played since the Everton game, with the possible exception of the Roma game.  Bergkamp and Henry were brilliant, and that Pires goal was stunning!

You can keep your cheeky Irishmen, you're never gonna have a shot at the league.

[Jim]

I still think that Henry is far far far too cocky...he's really good...but he is much too aware of it

an' Danny, we'll see you in the champions league next season  

*seeing the comment is so ridiculous, laughs himself*

have to admit though, although slightly impossible, an Arsenal Tottenham match in the champions league would be fantastic...2010 Danny, 2010...

[Jim]

another win for Spurs today  

quite impressive, being away to villa...

and I can't argue that Robbie's goal shouldn't have been disallowed yet, 'cause I havn't seen it as of yet  

[Danny Top Hat]

Yay, finally we have something to talk about again!

It's a shame Chelsea couldn't stop Man U today, by the sounds of things they deserved better.  That could well win Utd the championship.

Don't forget our bet, GnrFan.

[GNRR2003]

wwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

third in the league. willl be closer by wednesday! shearers goal haha, losers all i can say.


distain whats the score, distin distin whats the score, you wanker!

[Wernie]

EMILE HESKEY  

[Jim]

Shearer's goal was...hillarious...

Newcastle deserved that win, City's defending was attrocious

although, I don't believe that he (Shearer) has quite got the fastest goal in the Premiership  

plus Ledley's was better as well  

[Danny Top Hat]

I'm bored.  Someone say something about football.

[Jim]

the Worthington Cup Final looks set to be the best in...well...ever

obviously asside from the Spurs Leicester one a few years back   [ although, let's not mention the Spurs Blackburn one    ]

my friend put an acumulative bet on United to win the quadrupple the other day...it seems ridiculous, but I'm actuallly considering it

firstly, it is not secret that United do want to win the quadrupple, as it has never been accomplished in England before...I think it was Silvestre who was quoted saying they were after the quadrupple ( )

as for each competition:

United fronted a first team side for the semi's in the Worthington, so it's obvious that they will have a full team (everyone being fit) for the final, and I don't think they will have much trouble turning Liverpool over ( )

I think that they stand a good chance in the FA, although the West Ham match will be tough one (United West Ham is allways a good match)

I do actually think they will win the league...they are the only people who can, in all seriousness, catch up with the champs...and if anyone can do it, it's United

As for the Champions League, well...
United always go all out in this cup, as it means a fuck of a lot to them...plus they have the advantage of playing at Old Trafford if they reach the final

if you put ?10 on that, then you stand to win more than a grand and a half if it happens

that's some cool odds  [ok]

[Miz]

Man U are bastards, fucking evil bastards.  They're after david bellion, but dont want him til the end of the season, but they said to him, if he gets injured, they wont sign him, so now, hes refusing to play for us, so Man U are bastards, fucking evil cunting bastard  [rant].

[Jim]

United are, or were at any rate, after Simon Davies
they offered 9million

I've allways said that he is a fucking great player

[Danny Top Hat]

Miz, i'd heard about that.  I'd be seriously pissed off if that was one of our players.

League cup:  Meh, who cares?