Tackles, balls and Seaman - The footie thread

[Danny Top Hat]

I didn't know he could spell..

[axl_rose_700]

How does he expect everyone else to be able to read his books if he can't?

[2NaFish]

they say he's getting a ghost writer to help, but how a dead person is gonna make Wayne's crayon scribbles legible is beyond me.

[Izzy]

they say he's getting a ghost writer to help, but how a dead person is gonna make Wayne's crayon scribbles legible is beyond me.

The ghost is channeled through a human host, who, in turn, does the writing - its all very simple these days - though i imagine some dark magic will be needed to convert the visual equivelent of a grunt into text...

[2NaFish]

but seriosuly tho folks, what the hell are the other 4 books gonna be about? The last one can be another auto biography (remember when people used to release their autobiography towards the end of their life?) so that leaves three.

For a start he can pull a "paris hilton" and write one of them through one of his pets "My life as Rooney's Rottweiler". Surely there will be a wayne rooney cook book highlighting how he attained his, ahem, full and vivacious figure (a sneak preview, the words "nip down the chippy" and "For a vegetarian option ask the chippyman for extra sauce. Sauce is a vegetable" feature in every recipe including desert).

Kudos if anyone can work out the gimmick and any possible excerpts from the other two.

[CAFC Nick]

Rooney recently signed a ?5mil book deal.

?5mil? Pocket money 

[MR W,AXL ROSE]

what happened with that chick fallin over at the champions leauge draw 

[badapple81]

but seriosuly tho folks, what the hell are the other 4 books gonna be about? The last one can be another auto biography (remember when people used to release their autobiography towards the end of their life?) so that leaves three.

For a start he can pull a "paris hilton" and write one of them through one of his pets "My life as Rooney's Rottweiler". Surely there will be a wayne rooney cook book highlighting how he attained his, ahem, full and vivacious figure (a sneak preview, the words "nip down the chippy" and "For a vegetarian option ask the chippyman for extra sauce. Sauce is a vegetable" feature in every recipe including desert).

Kudos if anyone can work out the gimmick and any possible excerpts from the other two.

They will be like World Cup diary type things.

[grendood]

but seriosuly tho folks, what the hell are the other 4 books gonna be about? The last one can be another auto biography (remember when people used to release their autobiography towards the end of their life?) so that leaves three.

For a start he can pull a "paris hilton" and write one of them through one of his pets "My life as Rooney's Rottweiler". Surely there will be a wayne rooney cook book highlighting how he attained his, ahem, full and vivacious figure (a sneak preview, the words "nip down the chippy" and "For a vegetarian option ask the chippyman for extra sauce. Sauce is a vegetable" feature in every recipe including desert).

Kudos if anyone can work out the gimmick and any possible excerpts from the other two.

They will be like World Cup diary type things.

oi oi, whats the weather like in landan, its snowing heavily here on merseyside. Hope the game isnt cancelled.

[Judge Dredd]

Nice to see Fabregas get Man of the Match.

Another quality performance.

This kid won't hit his peak for another 10 years.

[Danny Top Hat]

Damn right, Fabregas is looking so good at the moment.  He's a future Arsenal captain for sure.

That was such a crucial win, and we really, really deserved it.  We're playing like Arsenal again now, it's really good to see.  The winner was a tad fortunate but it was also brilliant anticipation from Henry - he knew exactly what he was doing at that time.  The first goal was just magnificent; perfect pass from Fabregas and a great finish.  I'm so happy!

[Jim]

A tad fortunate?

I was wondering how much you paid Gerrard for that.

Oh, you were pretty good though. It was just a shame that Liverpool were a joke.

If that is the way they are going to start playing, they'll be lucky to even stay in the top four, let alone challenge for second.

[Danny Top Hat]

Their goal was pretty fortunate as well.  Fabregas was bundled over before Gerrard had his shot, and then Lehmann didn't deal with the shot very well.  They got a bit of luck, we got a bit more.  But we deserved our luck, we haven't had much of it this season.

[Gizmo]

any way who cares!

Southend for league1!!!!!


 

[Jim]

Southend for league1!!!!!

who cares!

[axl_rose_700]

Leeds for the Premiership!!! 

[Sweet s]

Congrats to Middlesborough on last night's Result Against Roma

[Danny Top Hat]

Yeah I couldn't believe that, I thought Middlesborough were heading out for sure.  Whatever happened to Roma?  Don't they still have Totti and the others?

[Izzy]

Yeah I couldn't believe that, I thought Middlesborough were heading out for sure.? Whatever happened to Roma?? Don't they still have Totti and the others?

I used to  follow Serie A closer than the premiership - now, when i look at Roma's team i have to wonder who any of them are.....

[Sweet s]

Yeah I couldn't believe that, I thought Middlesborough were heading out for sure.? Whatever happened to Roma?? Don't they still have Totti and the others?

Tottis a long term injury I think