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[GeraldFord]

^Lift up the lid on the top of the toliet and drop in a turd, when they flush, all the shit will come into the bowl!

How do you feel about buttocks, esp. the buttocks of women?

[Danny Top Hat]

They're okay but I like ears and ankles more.



If you could give yourself a nickname - and people had to call you that from now on - what would it be?

[GeraldFord]

^Fuckles!

Do you think Martha Washington had a nice ass?

[GNRreunioneventually]

speaking of asses how do you think SG is doing?

[Elrothiel]

I'm OKish now man, thank you for thinking of me though!


Do you ever think to yourself that perhaps colorblind people see correctly, and its just the rest of us who are wrong?

[Danny Top Hat]

Hmm...dunno matey.  Different animals have different types of eyes so maybe they all see colour differently too.  Plato probably thinks you're getting somewhere but I reakon our eyes are pretty accurate the majority of the time so I don't see why colour would be different.  Maybe everything's an illusion...or maybe not.



who's the best front-man of all time?  (Other than Axl )

[GNRreunioneventually]

i gotta say Gene Simmons for the fire breathing and the blood spitting its just so fuckin cool

whos the second? (other than Axl )

[GeraldFord]

Diamond David Lee Roth...

Would you date someone with no butt-crack.

[Axlfreek]

Thanks Chad dude... yea it hurts a bit now, I can walk, and I can sit down, but it hurts to stand up quickly, and it hurts when I try to touch my toes... I'm thinking that its not broken as it hurts WAY less than before, but that was probably just the shock... as was the temporary loss of hearing... and that wasn't full on deafness, it just made everything sound further away than usual, and its back now.

And Axlfreek... thanks but I KNOW that a pic wouldn't actually help your diagnosis... you can't see anything. It just looks normal... and it certainly feels normal too, no out of place bumps... just a bit of pain.

Can anyone suggest a good way to help along the healing process for my ass?

I can think of something that might help 

[monkeychow]

Diamond David Lee Roth...

Would you date someone with no butt-crack.

So long as there's cameltoe 

What's the most you've spent on a present for yourself?

[The Chad Cometh]

Well it might help dull the pain a bit, but unfortunately I ran out a couple nights ago....


Anyone else got any ideas?

If you're near the ocean a few hours lazing about in there always does the trick for my random aches ...
Other than that, the only thing I can think of is gently massaging your arse from time to time  . Sounds cheesy I know but it does work.  Have fun! 

A present for myself? Prolly 350 Aus for my last ounce. 

The strangest place you've had a root?

[Elrothiel]

Root? As in fuck? At college... in the bar... whilst a shindig was in full swing. Needless to say, there was lots of alcohol involved...


(On the coccyx issue, I couldn't go to college today because of the pain, and just getting out of bed was massively painful... coming downstairs was horrid and I went white and felt sick. I phoned the doctor and she said that I've got to be on 2 Ibuprofen and then 2 Paracetamol throughout the day to deal with the pain. They said I'd probably be off college for a week, which sucks, but that I have to keep mobile. Personally, I think I'll be OK and up and around in a few days, but I'm not gunna jinx it.... I don't want to be stood corrected and have back problems all my life!
But, that ain't gunna happen, I'm just being a hypochondriac... I'll be fine in a few days methinks.
Sorry for the off-topicness, I just thought I'd give everyone an update.)


Do you believe the whole Coca Cola Nazi thing?

[GNRreunioneventually]

no

alltell or motorolla?

[Elrothiel]

Motorola because I'm not familiar with Alltell...



Kenny or Butters?

[slash666]

Kenny owns!!! no-one likes Butters 

Give an ass massage or recieve an ass massage? (I think i'd know what Skelly's answer would be right now  )

[Elrothiel]

Right now... receive an ass massage... good fucking gawd I knead one!! (hehe see what I did there?! )


Be assfucked by a guy with a MASSIVE cock, or be spit-roasted (double-teamed) by two really ugly fat guys with greasy grey-haired chests?


_{there needed to be a really rude question}

[Axlfreek]

 

damn skelly.

umm...neither.



celine dion or saddam hussein ?

[Elrothiel]

Well I think I could put up with a silly beeyatch with an annoying voice, cuz earplugs are always available... whereas I'd rather not have to put up with a foreign presidential genocidal maniac... although we'd probably just end up... HANGING out!


Did you absolutely despise or love the joke I made just now?

[slash666]

   it was great

Don't you just love the new (UK) Lynx advert with the girl & her bf's father?

[Elrothiel]

Yes! So funny!! "I luff zis countreh..."


Have you, or would you ever attempt to fuck on a seesaw/teeter-totter?