Would you rather ... ?

[marty]

My friend always does these hypothetical situations and asks us what we'd do if faced by them, most of them are pretty disgusting, like "would you rather have AIDs or go down on your mum", shit like that 
His latest one today was less sick, but did actually make some people think
"Would you rather you were in a car crash and you lost your legs, or would you rather have it happen to your girlfriend/wife/boyfriend/husband/significant other???"
Just thought id ask what you'd all choose??? 

[marty]

Oh btw, he's 18 and his answer to this question was "I've been with my girlfriend for 4 weeks, i've been with my legs for 18 years, you do the math!" 

[Sin Cut]

I dunno know.. but I'd definetly drive my gf's car instead of mine 

[anythinggoes]

there is no other answer really if its someone you love, you choose the suffering for yourself

[MadmanDan]

I dunno know.. but I'd definetly drive my gf's car instead of mine?

Genius answer !

[CheapJon]

oh it's not just your pal that plays that game,we in sweden also do it, i love it with all the crazy arguements you can have on some alternatives 

[Where is Hassan Nasrallah ?]

have sex with mom or dad ?

wooden arms or rubber legs ?

constantly standing in a pool of water or it's hell windy (for you only) all the time ?

[Backslash]

It reminds me of the question they like to ask on the Howard Stern show:

You, your mother, and your girlfriend/boyfriend/etc.? are on a boat.? The boat is sinking and you have to throw one person out and it can't be you.? Which one do you throw over to drown?

All I can say is, never ask your significant other that question unless you are prepared to be the one thrown over!

You gotta look at it from this perspective... if I was the boyfriend of the girl making the decision, I definitely wouldn't want her to jump... then I'd be left with the in-law.  fuck that... she can throw me or her mom over.

[marty]

another one...
you are standing at the altar on your wedding day, the bridal march starts, doors open, and ur wife come in, with no arms or legs, what do you do? stay or run?
 

[anythinggoes]

another one...
you are standing at the altar on your wedding day, the bridal march starts, doors open, and ur wife come in, with no arms or legs, what do you do? stay or run?
 

Wonder how the fuck youd missed that, and also how the fuck she got to the church

[A Private Eye]

It reminds me of the question they like to ask on the Howard Stern show:

You, your mother, and your girlfriend/boyfriend/etc.? are on a boat.? The boat is sinking and you have to throw one person out and it can't be you.? Which one do you throw over to drown?

All I can say is, never ask your significant other that question unless you are prepared to be the one thrown over!

You gotta look at it from this perspective... if I was the boyfriend of the girl making the decision, I definitely wouldn't want her to jump... then I'd be left with the in-law.? fuck that... she can throw me or her mom over.

I'd save my girlfriend the trouble and throw the in-law in myself 

[marty]

another one...
you are standing at the altar on your wedding day, the bridal march starts, doors open, and ur wife come in, with no arms or legs, what do you do? stay or run?
 

Wonder how the fuck youd missed that, and also how the fuck she got to the church

ha yeh, he's elaborated on that, on her hen night she got drunk n got into an accident, but didnt tell you about it coz she thought it'd worry you n she assumed ud be ok with it. apparently like her maid of honour pushed her in a wheelchair or sumfin

[marty]

another one...
you are standing at the altar on your wedding day, the bridal march starts, doors open, and ur wife come in, with no arms or legs, what do you do? stay or run?
 

oh yeh, his own answer to this was "i'd stay, imagine the fantastic new sex positions now available!" 

[Sin Cut]

another one...
you are standing at the altar on your wedding day, the bridal march starts, doors open, and ur wife come in, with no arms or legs, what do you do? stay or run?
 

Wonder how the fuck youd missed that, and also how the fuck she got to the church

ha yeh, he's elaborated on that, on her hen night she got drunk n got into an accident, but didnt tell you about it coz she thought it'd worry you n she assumed ud be ok with it. apparently like her maid of honour pushed her in a wheelchair or sumfin

I'd hope I didn't pay for the wedding.

[Jim]

Would you rather, err, eat a bowl of poo at six o' clock every day or smell like wee for the rest of your life.

[Lara]

I feel sick. 

[marty]

Would you rather, err, eat a bowl of poo at six o' clock every day or smell like wee for the rest of your life.

now that is a tough one! i think im gna have to go for the wee!
but just for interest who's poo is it?

[Jim]

Batman's.

[marty]

Batman's.

is this the character? or actor? like adam west or christian bales? coz i dont fancy george clooney's crap! altho val kilmer's excrement is tempting! 

[Jim]

The comic book character. See, there's the get out, do you get it? You would only be eating paper! Genius. And that would be my answer, while the majority of you are left smelling like wee. Having chosen it as an option, not just in general. Eeewww.