THE ROAST OF SLCPUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[-Jack-]

This is how SLC do math

  That was good

[Krispy Kreme]

This is how SLC do math

This is one of the funniest things I have seen in years. Absolutey hysterical.?
BUT, I think the correct English is "This is how SLC DOES math." 

[Sin Cut]

His mother copulates with reindeers.
He also has dried lumps of shit dangling on his anal hair for breakfast.
Also If I were as ugly as SLC, I'd go piss into a transformer!

Lastly is what happened on SLC's birthday.

Kujo and SLC are going at it. After they finish, Kujo turns to SLC and says "Hey, I feel something in my ass ... see if you can feel anything." So SLC puts his finger in Kujo's ass and feels around. "I don't feel anything",SLC says. So Kujo says, "No deeper...I'm sure I feel something".

So SLC put his hand in Kujo's ass and feels around. "I'm telling you there is nothing there" says SLC. "No really", Kujo says, "I can feel it, look deeper." So SLC puts his whole arm in Kujo's ass and is feeling around when he touches something.

"Hey, I found something,"says SLC. "Well take it out," says Kujo. SLC pulls his hand out of Kujos's ass, looks at it and see's it is D's Rolex. Kujo starts singin, "Happy Birthday to you, Happy birthday to you......"

[Mr. Dick Purple]

This is one of the funniest things I have seen in years. Absolutey hysterical. 
BUT, I think the correct English is "This is how SLC DOES math." 

Yeah I saw that but Im too lazy to correct it 

[Danny Top Hat]

SLCPUNK is a wanker.

[MCT]

SLC smells like roasted almonds.

[D]

SLC and his wife recently adopted a child.

Check out the exclusive pic below:

[D]

The Two chicks SLC and Kujo picked up at the Guns N Roses Concert in New York.......

SLC called dibs on the hot one..........

[EstrangedReality]

I love SLCPUNK. 

SLCPUNK is so sexy that he walked down the street one day and this girl said, "Hey! You're sexy!" and he was so sexy that he ignored her and kept on walking, because sexy people are allowed to be confident enough to do that.

 

[Danny Top Hat]

GET OUT!

[Sin Cut]

 

[Danny Top Hat]

Nothing..