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November 19, 2006, 10:09:43 PM »
SLC's dick is so little he can fuck a cheerio without breaking it
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SLC = Silly Little Cock
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Have you heard of SLC's favorite sexual position?
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Quote from: SuperMike on November 19, 2006, 07:03:20 PM
I didn't know that SLCPUNK and greendood are the same person.
This is the best so far
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To 99.9 percent of the Hetrosexual male this is considered sexy:
Not To SLC, u wanna get SLC's blood boiling and wanna make him salivate and get horny, u show him this:
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To the majority, If I ask what u see in this pic, most would say............ A FLock of Sheep
Ask the exact same question To SLCPUNK or Kujo and they'd tell u its an ORGY!
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SLC put on RIght Guard deodorant and it turned LEFT!
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D you've turned into a total badd-ass, karma -10.
Btw D.. that last "joke".
It was just so
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Rumour tells that SLC Punk came finally out of the closet and has a huge boner ready for his day dream President George W. Bush.
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SLC almost won an argument once... Then he realized in order to win, he'd have to be
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Where do you guys come up with this stuff?
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Quote from: Backslash on November 23, 2006, 07:00:45 PM
SLC almost won an argument once... Then he realized in order to win, he'd have to be
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Nice
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Quote from: Krispy Kreme on November 23, 2006, 09:42:04 PM
Where do you guys come up with this stuff?
I don't know but they are funny ! Some of those cracks me up
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All of the joke that mention right and left are amazing!
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SLC once attempted to learn to drive, but he kept failing his tests because he kept going around in anticlockwise circles and point blank refused to stop because it would mean he'd have to make a right turn.
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This is how SLC do math
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Another Oldie but a GOODIE.
D,Kujo,Sin Cut and SLC were driving around FLorida when all of a sudden a cop pulled them over.
They were running late *go figure, suspend disbelief* for a GNR concert so they were in a rush.
Cop pulls them over, SLC starts to flirt with the cop and the cop says OK, Ill give u guys? a break.
U whip your dicks out, if all four of u have 20 inches combined, I will let u go.
D whips out his 8inches.
Sin Cut whips out his 6 inches
Kujo whips out his 5 inches.
SLC whips his out.
20 inches exactly says the Cop, u guys may go.
They are driving down the road and? D Says "Thank god for my 8 inches......... Sin Cut says, no shit, thank god for my 6 inches.......... Kujo chimes in, yeah my 5 came through for me today.
SLC says,Thank God I had a HARD ON.
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The guy is a total knob job. His only redeeming quality is that he is not a republican, but that still doesn't get him very far.
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I never could get SLCPUNK to back up his political arguements, just a lot of insults and finger pointing,
Other than that he's a good guy.
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Quote from: GnRFL on November 24, 2006, 11:49:00 PM
I never could get SLCPUNK to back up his political arguements, just a lot of insults and finger pointing,
Other than that he's a good guy.
Dont take that personal, he is just being a Democrat
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