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« Reply #20 on: November 17, 2006, 06:17:17 AM »
Quote from: WAT-EVER,  i'm totally buggin on November 17, 2006, 06:05:07 AM
i had sex with his wife.

There are no jerk stores.

SLCPUNK is so anti-Bush, Mrs. Punk has to get a Brazillian wax twice a week.
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« Reply #21 on: November 17, 2006, 10:16:06 AM »
When SLC's having a bad day he listens to Bon Jovi's "This Left Feels Right".
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« Reply #22 on: November 17, 2006, 10:18:06 AM »

A roast for SLC?  Oh, this is nice. This is very nice. So what?s it, ?Mr.? Cocksucker now?

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« Reply #23 on: November 17, 2006, 10:37:49 AM »
Quote from: D on November 16, 2006, 11:30:04 PM
Wait till everyone finds out that mrs punk is actually SLC's Sister...........
He is from Utah u know..........

He figured, since he can't keep it in his pants.... he'll keep it in the family ok
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« Reply #24 on: November 17, 2006, 12:07:04 PM »
THE AWFUL TRUTH

What SLC doesnt want anyone to know is that his lefty politiks is just a coverup of his undying love for Ann Coulter.  He just pretends to have the hots for Nancy Pelosi, but we know whose pants Punk Jr. really wants to get into.

THE PLAN

He becomes the chairman of the Democratic National Committee and meet face-to-face with Ms Coulter on the O' Reilly show.  After knocking O' Reilly unconscious with his famous left hook, he drops down on one knee and says: "Ann, I wish I knew how to quit you. Let's get the rock outta here!"

Coulter is overcome with emotion and replies "SLC! My vitriolic necon-ism was just a coverup too!  I really am a left-coast struttin, one bad mother with a protected rattlesnake species under my arm. Let's get, let's get, let's get rocked!"

And they ride off into the sunset listening to 80's metal.

and that, folks, is SLC's nightly wet dream.
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« Reply #25 on: November 17, 2006, 01:33:00 PM »
Exclusive from the MR and MRS Punk wedding photo Album;
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« Reply #26 on: November 17, 2006, 02:14:30 PM »
Quote from: D on November 17, 2006, 01:33:00 PM
Exclusive from the MR and MRS Punk wedding photo Album;






And the only reason he dressed as a storm trooper is because underneath that... he looks like this:



and his baby's gunna look like this:
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« Reply #27 on: November 17, 2006, 04:40:14 PM »
A picture of the gay bar SLCPUNK owns
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« Reply #28 on: November 17, 2006, 05:53:25 PM »
the only person more frustrated with life than slcpunk is mrs. punk. soley due to his refusal to get near anything referred to as "bush".
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« Reply #29 on: November 17, 2006, 06:16:48 PM »
Quote from: Sin Cut on November 17, 2006, 06:07:27 AM

AND finally a true story when Kujo went to the doctor for annual check-up
The doctor says "I'll need you to come back tomorrow with a urine sample, a poo sample and a sperm sample".
Kujo replies "Right so doctor, I'll bring'em by tomorrow"
When he gets home SLC askes "Well what did he say ?"
Kujo replies "He needs me to bring in a pair of your underwear."

That was fucking hysterical!!!!! rofl
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« Reply #30 on: November 18, 2006, 08:38:15 PM »
I dont know how many are aware of this, but SLC got so tired of no one agreeing with him, that he went and started his own forum just for those who share his point of view


I am happy to announce at the 1 year anniversarry, total membership has finally reached 5 and 3 of those are family
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« Reply #31 on: November 19, 2006, 09:50:31 AM »
slc had his moveon.org membership revoked because of he's too far to the left.
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« Reply #32 on: November 19, 2006, 01:35:33 PM »
No shit Sandman,Even moveon.org think SLC is out of his mind. hihi hihi hihi hihi
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« Reply #33 on: November 19, 2006, 02:15:20 PM »
Quote from: D on November 17, 2006, 12:25:49 AM
Bad news;


A fire broke out at SLC's house destroying his personal library


all 5 of his books were destroyed.


SLC was unconsolable cause he had yet to finish coloring 2 of them.

You unoriginal bastard I used that one on you when we did your roast.

This picture made SLC believe in love at first sight,:


SLC, Lofton, Brody, Randall Flagg in happier days:


SLC works as a part time baby sitter, book him now for the holidays:


Not to ruin his fun, but for those wondering what SLC's next hot button issue will be:




Quote from: allicatt on November 17, 2006, 06:16:48 PM

That was fucking hysterical!!!!! rofl

I knew I could count on you for support
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« Reply #34 on: November 19, 2006, 06:18:22 PM »
SLC and some of his coolest friends putting on a killer show for their university.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzAJs7NutM
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« Reply #35 on: November 19, 2006, 06:27:06 PM »
I love you too Basil........ Kiss

SLC is a totally fearless guy.... when he sees something he wants he just goes for it....... to hell with the consequences!!
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« Reply #36 on: November 19, 2006, 07:03:20 PM »
Quote from: kujo on November 19, 2006, 02:15:20 PM
SLC works as a part time baby sitter, book him now for the holidays:


I didn't know that SLCPUNK and greendood are the same person.
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« Reply #37 on: November 19, 2006, 07:09:28 PM »
Quote from: allicatt on November 19, 2006, 06:27:06 PM
I love you too Basil........ Kiss

SLC is a totally fearless guy.... when he sees something he wants he just goes for it....... to hell with the consequences!!



And D still thinks he's tight Roll Eyes
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« Reply #38 on: November 19, 2006, 07:11:19 PM »
Hey, instead of SLCPUNK it should be.....

SLCPUKE!


Fuck off, it's Sunday night and my creativity only shines on weekdays.
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« Reply #39 on: November 19, 2006, 08:25:32 PM »
SLCSPUNK... Undecided
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