THE ROAST OF SLCPUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[D]

For my 11,000th post i wanted to do something special...............




And trust me, this is special!


The Roast Of D was hysterical but I have a feeling this will be the greatest roast of all time



So everyone this is your chance to kick the living shit out of your favorite left winger SLC Punk!


He has graciously agreed to take a beating so we owe it to ourselves to unleash all of our fury upon him.



so join me in the humiliation of SLCPunk.

I know many of u are thinking, how do u humiliate someone like SLC and i agree this task will be a challenge, but if screech can make a porno by God we can put our heads together and tear SLC a new asshole which will make kujo extremely happy cause god knows he has wore the old one out 10 times over.
who is gonna go first.................

[SLCPUNK]

LOL, what an honor.

Bring it on you bunch of "stooges".

[fieldsy]

Life doesnt make sense at times....

A million sperms and SLCPUNK was the fastest....

[D]

an oldie but a goodie:




SLC and Kujo were fucking in the shower when all of a sudden the phone rang............


Kujo got out of the shower turned to SLC and said "You Better wait and not cum till I get back"


Kujo leaves and gets the phone, when he comes back their is Cum all over the shower curtain, all over the walls...............

Kujo feeling unfulfilled screams at SLC, "God Damn You, I told u not to Cum until I got back"


SLC replies....... "I didn't..................


I FARTED........................

[-Jack-]

When SLCPUNK found out that the 3 soldiers who raped that Iraq girl were Democrats he demanded that the crime be overlooked. That in fact there was no crime.
 

Kidding.. in fact, me making a joke about that is kinda.. bad eh? But.. I couldn't think of another way to make fun of "ole' left wing."

Love you SLC! Your a cool dude.

[the dirt]

SLC once cut his right arm off to prove a point...

[judaskennedy]

what can i say about slcpunk that has never been said before??? ?i could say he was an important part of this website and we all look forward to whatever he has to say,? but i would be lying of course---

not many people know that SLCPUNK stands for 'Sure Loves Cum Pumped Up his Nice Keister'? ? ?

what does slcpunk's penis and axl rose's chinesse democracy have in common?? ?the both wont let anyone have it out of fear that whoever gets it will be disapointed.? ?

what does slcpunk and Clay Aiken have in common? they both got aids from Jarmo.

im kidding.....
actually Slcpunk has in fact sworn off sex untill chinesse democracy is released-? after that he's going to have to find another excuse-? like maybe untill the new LedZeppelin Album comes out.

i heard after Slcpunk was born the doctor slapped his mother, and his mothers mailman
it could have been worse- slcpunks mom wanted to have an abortion,? but only had wooden coathangers handy.

[Bill 213]

SLC Punk and a peanut were walking down the street and the peanut was a-salted.

[Backslash]

SLC once cut his right arm off to prove a point...

That was the best one so far. 

SLC Punk and Kujo walk into a bar... they both said "ow!"

[Doc Emmett Brown]

rumor has it all of SLC's best lines are actually from Mrs Punk....

so if you read one his posts that has substance n' style, it's probably his wife.

but if it's about sheep, D, and kujo, then it's our very own LVPunk!

 

[EFISH]

When he's caught flirting with Bud Fox at TFHL, it's really his daughter....


No wait, it's SLC.

[D]

Wait till everyone finds out that mrs punk is actually SLC's Sister...........
He is from Utah u know..........

[Bud Fox]

This could turn into a horrible riot. A bloody free-for-all without regard to the sanctity of human life that has not been seen since the Bears 1985 Super Bowl win. Bud Fox will bravely proceed.

Lots of people don?t know that SLCPUNK graduated with a magna cum laude in stupidity.

His wife has be upping the dose of arsenic in his salad for two months now. You could hardly tell the difference. The guy has had the alzheimers drool routine down for years now.

Really, the guy is a pathetic fake. We should feel sorry for him. He says he likes tube steak - maybe he's having sexual identity problems too.

So rant on SLCPUNK -you little bitch. Your genius, wit, and generic prejudices never fail to underwhelm Bud Fox.

P.S. C Class is for pole smokers.

Edit: Go fuck yourself, and eat more salad.

[D]

OKKKKKKKKKK Budfox, I guess that counts as a roast..........


SLC is so skinny he can hang glide on a dorito

[D]

whats the difference between SLC and a gay bear...............

















Nothing

[D]

Bad news;


A fire broke out at SLC's house destroying his personal library


all 5 of his books were destroyed.


SLC was unconsolable cause he had yet to finish coloring 2 of them.

[EFISH]

Bad news;


A fire broke out at SLC's house destroying his personal library


all 5 of his books were destroyed.


SLC was unconsolable cause he had yet to finish coloring 2 of them.

This one was saved...

[D]

It has gotten so bad, I Heard that SLC is working extremely hard to become left handed................  interesting.

[Where is Hassan Nasrallah ?]

i had sex with his wife.

[Sin Cut]

Did you hear about when D watched SLC's self-made-films by accident?

He thought he was looking on brokeback mountain.


I once overheard Rocksteady asking SLC for tips to get laid.

haha 

When SLC's was in the 9th grade he made up a girlfriend to feel wanted.
He's still wondering how she's doing.

AND finally a true story when Kujo went to the doctor for annual check-up
The doctor says "I'll need you to come back tomorrow with a urine sample, a poo sample and a sperm sample".
Kujo replies "Right so doctor, I'll bring'em by tomorrow"
When he gets home SLC askes "Well what did he say ?"
Kujo replies "He needs me to bring in a pair of your underwear."