Suicide Girls opening for Guns!!!

[Where is Hassan Nasrallah ?]

oh my god !!! they are ugly !!!!! !!??!!!! my eyes !!!!

[The Legend]

Has it become a circus?!

NOT Guns N' Roses style?

No?

Please welcome Tracey, Roberta and Teddy Zig Zag

Long live the 976-horn section!?

um no they still make me

i dunno what this is gonna be like....can't say that i'm overly excited for it but can't say it Wont be an interesting experience either....

[Move To The City playing]

"Ladies and Gentleman... THE BAND!"

Greatest... times... ever... in... GNR... concerts!!! 

[Neemo]

btw i meant that the 976 horns make/made me ill

the jury is still out on the suicide girls

[russtcb]

btw i meant that the 976 horns make/made me ill

the jury is still out on the suicide girls

I've decided to give them a chance I guess. My wife says she'd wanna check it out too so I guess we shall.

BTW, I didn't have time to check through the entire Baltimore thread. Did they go on before or after Bach?

[Neemo]

btw i meant that the 976 horns make/made me ill

the jury is still out on the suicide girls

I've decided to give them a chance I guess. My wife says she'd wanna check it out too so I guess we shall.

BTW, I didn't have time to check through the entire Baltimore thread. Did they go on before or after Bach?

before i think, did they card people while they were on?

[SammyD1st]

before i think, did they card people while they were on?

No, there were young kids all over the place last night in Baltimore.

However, the Suicide Girls SUCK. They SUCK bigtime. They're just strippers, literally nothing more - no talent at all. And for strippers they don't even have good chests.


 - SammyD1st

[zigthis]

I posted this as a new topic, but it was deleted, so perhaps it fits in here:

Suicide Girls ? Baltimore Arena 11/13/06
Review by ZIGTHIS

First of all, let's put something to rest:? the girls were hot.? Very hot.? If you say otherwise, please strip in front of 10,000 people while you do so.? Can't handle that?? Then STFU.? I?m also not going to argue about whether striptease girls belong at a rock concert.? Ask your pastor.? The SG show was good, and served its purpose as a unique and entertaining warm-up for the concert.? How smokin were these girls?? This about sums up my reaction:?

That being said, here comes my first gripe:? there was little variation of races and body types on display.? With over a thousand phillies in the SG stable, one would expect to see some tig ol? bitties, some hot chocolate, some BBW, some yellow fever.? Such diversity is central to the ?spirit? of a burlesque show, yet it was completely absent here.? Don?t blame the girls, blame the producers.
 
Still, the girls put on a good show that was fun and diverse in theme.? Pasties and pulldowns kept the show within city ordinances, and in my opinion clean enough for even the surprisingly many 13-year-old-ish kids in attendance, although many of their hover-parents were feverishly ushering their pwecious wittow munchkins out to the snack bar or merch booths even though they had just come from there.? They wouldn?t bother if they knew what little Trevor saw on the intarweb yesterday in his own room.
 
Baltimore was the girls? first show opening for GNR and they were admittedly awed by the sheer size of an arena audience.? ?There were a few slips or prop-related gaffes, but nothing major - a great job under what must?ve been immense pressure.?
 
The best element to the show (after the hotness of course) was the varied music and theme of each skit.? Songs ran the gamut from techno to speed metal, and themes changed with every scene, although the mood never wavered from the show?s requisite perky fun.? The most interesting awards go to a two-girl reenactment of the Mr. Blonde ?Ear? scene in Reservoir Dogs and to a fun Jamiroquai laced gender-bender.
 
The worst I can say about this show is that there was little talent on display: some good dance moves / choreography, some fun with props, and a melting-hot run with a hula-hoop were all the producers could muster.? Couple that with the complete absence of set design and lighting, and the show comes off to many in the audience as 'cheap' or 'time filler', and flips the ?off? switch for women.? The Guns n? Roses set oozes polish and professionalism, replete with video backdrops, and shiny guitars that cost more than a mid-size car.? Bach and his band already provide a more street-style atmosphere.? Having moved-on-up from clubs to arenas, the SG show should have scaled accordingly.? Performing in front of Sebastian Bach?s drum kit cheapens the SG image immensely.?
 
The lovely Suicide Girls put on a good show that could be a great show, if it weren?t held back by shortfalls in production.? Most of the GNR crowd will enjoy the curvy lines and T&A without concern for set design, diversity, or showgirlship, but in a strive for perfection, or for the interest of a female audience, the braintrust behind Suicide Girls can to better than this.

Still, this beats Papa Roach by a mile or three?
 

[Backslash]

It wasn't deleted.  I think it was sent to Bad Obsession.

[freedom78]

Did anyone else notice that one of the Suicide Girls had the old Robin Finck haircut?  You know...the one with no hair on the sides of his head.

[kyrie]

Having seen the girls twice on this tour - they did a fine job.

Remember, GNR has had Mix Master Mike, would your prefer him? Or the Pigeons of Shit Metal?

The girls are dancing around for 30 minutes helping us get over the wait. They've got some good song selections, and the hula-hoop is cool.

Remember... it could be CKY/Mix Master Mike again! So cut the girls some slack

[YAlex]

hot chicks

[Kov]

Has it become a circus?!

NOT Guns N' Roses style?

No?

Please welcome Tracey, Roberta and Teddy Zig Zag

Yeah, but Tracy and Roberta weren't naked.

THANK GOD Teddy Zig-zag wasn't either. 


BTW I think suicide girls are alright, and I don't get people who bitch about "Geez, I'm gonna see nude ladies, Christ, save me" 

if you're such a prude, that SG makes you consider not going to the GNR show, then don't go. That fucking simple.

and if you are the 13 year old whose parents would be pissed - Don't fuckin' tell them. not brain surgery.

"Oh nude girls? Sorry, pop, I didn't know about them, i thought sg was a band."

[Briggsy]

oh my god !!! they are ugly !!!!! !!??!!!! my eyes !!!!

I disagree, the chicks that preform live are very, VERY hot.

especially the red head, Austin?

http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Austin

[freedom78]

I'd like to point out something that seems obvious to me.  Semi-nude women are far less offensive than Guns N' Roses...so if the SG offend you, then WHY OH WHY are you at a Gn'F'nRs show?

[jabba2]

I was thinking they were a real band. oh well. They look like strippers to me.

[Joblow]

So wait wait wait wait. They get naked on stage?

[freedom78]

Topless, but with pasties.

[Janabis]

WTF are pasties?

[warrel]

Tape

[freedom78]

WTF are pasties?

Little nipple covers...sometimes with tassels!