What's up with the decaf coffee?

[Layne Staley's Sunglasses]

Let's suppose they're not diabetic. 

[MCT]

Garry, how much would I have to pay you to have sex with my mom and make coffee for her in the morning?

EDIT - You motherfucker, you!

[Mama Kin]

"I bought a decaffineated coffee table. You can't even tell" Steven Wright

[Mama Kin]

Never understood the decaf coffee either...... I Mean that is like non alcoholic beer

Who the fuck would want to drink it for the taste?

I would!? I used to drink decaf in the evenings because caffeine would keep me up at night. These days I'm usually so exhausted that nothing could keep me awake once I go to bed.? But when I did drink it, I actually liked it!? Why even drink regular coffee if not for the taste?? You can get caffeine from anywhere..tea, soda, etc.

Funny story

My mom drinks about a pot of coffee a day and she went to the store and messed up and bought Decaf........ The next couple days, she kept complaining of having horrible headaches and just feelin really bad.

Somehow she got to looking and noticed she accidentally bought Decaf

That's caffeinie withdrawls. I get those, I must have a few cups of coffee or something a day or I feel like shit. Caffeinie is a drug....don't forget.

[Eazy E]

How do they get the caffeine outta there?  and then where does it go?

[IFINGLOVEGNR]

And How about those Airline peanuts, I mean Common....

But seriously folks...

[MCT]

How do they get the caffeine outta there??

Quite the conundrum, isn't it? Unfortunately, only the Caramilk dolphins know the answer.

and then where does it go?

I think it's thrown back into my mom's vagina (you know, the Crack of Doom?), there to be destroyed in the very yeast from whence it came.

......