|
HamsterDemocracy
Guest
|
 |
« on: September 28, 2006, 10:21:44 AM » |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
hebbesy
Headliner
Karma: 0
 Offline
Gender: 
Posts: 119
Here Today...
|
|
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2006, 11:18:47 AM » |
|
Screech sucks ass  |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
SLCPUNK
Guest
|
|
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2006, 12:32:17 PM » |
|
Can you say desperate?
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
Steel_Angel
Guest
|
|
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2006, 02:41:18 PM » |
|
'Near the end of the 40-minute tape, Diamond demonstrates a particularly graphic act.'
does he piss on them too?
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
King Sand
Patron Saint of Dust N' Bones
Rocker
Karma: 0
Offline
Gender:
Posts: 167
... And there was nothing left but a grain of Sand
|
|
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2006, 03:03:47 PM » |
|
Does anyone know where I can find an Urkel sex tape?  |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
"Strange travel plans are dancing lessons from God." - Kurt Vonnegut
|
|
|
|
Steel_Angel
Guest
|
|
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2006, 03:04:12 PM » |
|
please tell us.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
Steel_Angel
Guest
|
|
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2006, 03:17:02 PM » |
|
Oh... that is just lame.. why would screech film that?
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Walk
Legend
Karma: 0
Offline
Posts: 1526
I'm a llama!
|
|
« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2006, 03:28:42 PM » |
|
Isn't the guy who was the red power ranger into gay porn now? It's sad how these childhood heroes never go anywhere in the brutal world of Hollywood. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
GNR estranged
Rocker
Karma: 0
Offline
Gender:
Posts: 239
|
|
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2006, 04:47:16 PM » |
|
if anybody doesnt know what a dirty sanchez is, you can look it up here - http://www.urbandictionary.com/by the way, screetch is pathetic. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
slash666
On The Edge Of Seventeen
Legend
Karma: -1
Offline
Gender:
Posts: 2137
The REAL Champ Is Here!
|
|
« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2006, 07:52:51 PM » |
|
Isn't the guy who was the red power ranger into gay porn now?? It's sad how these childhood heroes never go anywhere in the brutal world of Hollywood. Power ranger? he was Screech in Saved By The Bell, he aint no heroe! |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Back Off Bitch
VIP
Karma: 1
Offline
Gender:
Posts: 1201
Fritz Lang
|
|
« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2006, 09:53:43 PM » |
|
Thanks Russian - for ruining my appetite...
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
12.10.91 Madison Square Garden
05.12.06 Hammerstein Ballroom
05.14.06 Hammerstein Ballroom
11.10.06 Madison Square Garden
|
|
|
|
HamsterDemocracy
Guest
|
|
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2006, 12:48:14 AM » |
|
A dirty sanchez is when you stick your finger up your rectum, scoop feces onto your finger, and then smear a "moustache" over your partner's lips. Apparently Screech does this in the video, which is enough to make me want to vomit for eternity.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
EFISH
Guest
|
|
« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2006, 12:49:28 AM » |
|
A dirty sanchez is when you stick your finger up your rectum, scoop feces onto your finger, and then smear a "moustache" over your partner's lips. Apparently Screech does this in the video, which is enough to make me want to vomit for eternity.
Jesus crist. Oh yeah, thatll be good for his career alright  He's going to turn into a washed-up alcoholic.  |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
monkeychow
VIP
Karma: 0
Offline
Gender:
Posts: 580
How's that for provocation?
|
|
« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2006, 01:39:13 AM » |
|
A dirty sanchez is when you stick your finger up your rectum, scoop feces onto your finger, and then smear a "moustache" over your partner's lips. Apparently Screech does this in the video, which is enough to make me want to vomit for eternity.
Was it his rectum or hers? Not that it matters much really...gross either way! But for some reason it seems worse if its his  |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Bill 213
Legend
Karma: 1
Offline
Gender:
Posts: 1954
The buck stops here!
|
|
« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2006, 01:44:28 AM » |
|
A dirty sanchez is when you stick your finger up your rectum, scoop feces onto your finger, and then smear a "moustache" over your partner's lips. Apparently Screech does this in the video, which is enough to make me want to vomit for eternity.
I thought that was called a "hitler"  ? |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
|
|
|
King Sand
Patron Saint of Dust N' Bones
Rocker
Karma: 0
Offline
Gender:
Posts: 167
... And there was nothing left but a grain of Sand
|
|
« Reply #15 on: September 29, 2006, 01:46:13 AM » |
|
Was it his rectum or hers? Not that it matters much really...gross either way! But for some reason it seems worse if its his I don't know, but I agree: Gross either way!  |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
"Strange travel plans are dancing lessons from God." - Kurt Vonnegut
|
|
|
|
HamsterDemocracy
Guest
|
|
« Reply #16 on: September 29, 2006, 01:54:08 AM » |
|
So, wanna take a wild guess at what the title of the video is going to be? It was confirmed earlier today by Screech's manager... Get ready... It's kinda disturbing... SAVED BY THE SMELL! I ain't bullspittin'! 'Tis the truth! Go search on Google News. This is depressingly lame. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Bill 213
Legend
Karma: 1
Offline
Gender:
Posts: 1954
The buck stops here!
|
|
« Reply #17 on: September 29, 2006, 01:57:13 AM » |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
|
|
|
Lara
I Finck therefore I am
Legend
Karma: 0
Offline
Gender: 
Posts: 2027
|
|
« Reply #18 on: September 29, 2006, 02:02:50 AM » |
|
A dirty sanchez is when you stick your finger up your rectum, scoop feces onto your finger, and then smear a "moustache" over your partner's lips. Apparently Screech does this in the video, which is enough to make me want to vomit for eternity.
I've watched a South Park episode about that, but this tape probably tops it. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
T_Roxie
Guest
|
|
« Reply #19 on: September 29, 2006, 06:33:38 AM » |
|
I feel sick right now.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
Author