Sex Stories

[Melrose Chick]

Hamsterdude... I'm not nice. I'm a bitch. The bitch. And to you that's Queen Bitch!

The Bitch is Back!!!!!!!!!  Go girl!!!!!!!!!

[Kujo]

Oh, and they tend to last about five seconds.

Thats cause their moms are just so damn hot

[HamsterDemocracy]

Hamsterdude... I'm not nice. I'm a bitch. The bitch. And to you that's Queen Bitch!

Well that's not very nice!

[Elrothiel]

Is that all you say Hamster? If it is, I may have to whip your ass into shape!

[Melrose Chick]

Is that all you say Hamster? If it is, I may have to whip your ass into shape!

Is that the whip with the five tail things on it babe cause you know..... I really dont like to share that....

[bigcash2002]

Virgin boys are annoying...? they tend to either be complete geeks, or they're just whiny cuz they haven't got any yet. Oh, and they tend to last about five seconds. And they have no idea at all how to go down on a girl. Also they're more prone to "ewww I don't wanna screw your ass! I'm not gay!" Grrr...

I can imagine that for a guy, a virgin girl would be a good thing... they're tighter!

Tighter may be a slight advantage, but can also be a bit of an issue if you just happen to be well endowed 

[Elrothiel]

Virgin boys are annoying...  they tend to either be complete geeks, or they're just whiny cuz they haven't got any yet. Oh, and they tend to last about five seconds. And they have no idea at all how to go down on a girl. Also they're more prone to "ewww I don't wanna screw your ass! I'm not gay!" Grrr...

I can imagine that for a guy, a virgin girl would be a good thing... they're tighter!

Tighter may be a slight advantage, but can also be a bit of an issue if you just happen to be well endowed 

Ooooh, big guy are ya?

[monkeychow]

Virgin boys are annoying...  they tend to either be complete geeks, or they're just whiny cuz they haven't got any yet. Oh, and they tend to last about five seconds. And they have no idea at all how to go down on a girl. Also they're more prone to "ewww I don't wanna screw your ass! I'm not gay!" Grrr...

I can imagine that for a guy, a virgin girl would be a good thing... they're tighter!

Hey i'm a geek that whines about not getting a BJ and its not annoying its addorable and you all love me 

But i do give good head so i guess your post doesn't apply to me 

[monkeychow]

Tighter may be a slight advantage, but can also be a bit of an issue if you just happen to be well endowed 

yeah but ladies can pop out babies from those things. Although i agree it can be a problem with virgins if well hung, cos they can get scared and clentch so much that entry is difficult, even if they mentally want to have sex with you. My solution = go down on her more oral first 

[Kujo]

I really wish Russian Roulette would just go ahead and blow this guy so he'll shut the hell up about the same shit in every thread

How about I give you D's number?

[the dirt]

These three threads should be merged.

-along with the fun shit thread.

[bigcash2002]

Virgin boys are annoying...? they tend to either be complete geeks, or they're just whiny cuz they haven't got any yet. Oh, and they tend to last about five seconds. And they have no idea at all how to go down on a girl. Also they're more prone to "ewww I don't wanna screw your ass! I'm not gay!" Grrr...

I can imagine that for a guy, a virgin girl would be a good thing... they're tighter!

Tighter may be a slight advantage, but can also be a bit of an issue if you just happen to be well endowed?

Ooooh, big guy are ya?

Not a big guy in general, but on the larger side below the belt.  Hey not complaining, it can be a good thing, just pointing out that it can have its downside as well

[HamsterDemocracy]

I really wish Russian Roulette would just go ahead and blow this guy so he'll shut the hell up about the same shit in every thread

How about I give you D's number?

Huh?

[EFISH]

I really wish Russian Roulette would just go ahead and blow this guy so he'll shut the hell up about the same shit in every thread

How about I give you D's number?

Huh?

I think he is saying that because of the gay references you were making earlier

[HamsterDemocracy]

I really wish Russian Roulette would just go ahead and blow this guy so he'll shut the hell up about the same shit in every thread

How about I give you D's number?

Huh?

I think he is saying that because of the gay references you were making earlier

I know, I just didn't understand who he actually meant was saying the same shit in every thread. I guess it was D. 

Anyway, I'm back on my Alba addiction again. 

[Kujo]

I was talking about monkeychow.

[HamsterDemocracy]

I was talking about monkeychow.

Oh.  Gotcha.

[monkeychow]

I was talking about monkeychow.

Oh.  Gotcha.

ok...i'll behave...i know it did get draged into a few threads there...

From now on i'll keep the filth to this thread and behave elsewhere!

[Sin Cut]

Virgin boys are annoying...  they tend to either be complete geeks, or they're just whiny cuz they haven't got any yet. Oh, and they tend to last about five seconds. And they have no idea at all how to go down on a girl. Also they're more prone to "ewww I don't wanna screw your ass! I'm not gay!" Grrr...

I can imagine that for a guy, a virgin girl would be a good thing... they're tighter!

Tighter may be a slight advantage, but can also be a bit of an issue if you just happen to be well endowed 

Ooooh, big guy are ya?

Not a big guy in general, but on the larger side below the belt.  Hey not complaining, it can be a good thing, just pointing out that it can have its downside as well

this is lame.

[monkeychow]

Virgin boys are annoying...  they tend to either be complete geeks, or they're just whiny cuz they haven't got any yet. Oh, and they tend to last about five seconds. And they have no idea at all how to go down on a girl. Also they're more prone to "ewww I don't wanna screw your ass! I'm not gay!" Grrr...

I can imagine that for a guy, a virgin girl would be a good thing... they're tighter!

Tighter may be a slight advantage, but can also be a bit of an issue if you just happen to be well endowed 

Ooooh, big guy are ya?

Not a big guy in general, but on the larger side below the belt.  Hey not complaining, it can be a good thing, just pointing out that it can have its downside as well

this is lame.

Which bit? The idea that virgins are tighter? Bigcash implying he is well hung? or the concept thats theres a downside to being hung?

As for the tighter thing. it's prob just that they're nervous. LOL. I don't deny that with practise girls can take all kinds of massive objects...but is a virgin really tighter in general? I'm not too sure if medically speaking its accurate..i thought the vagina was a void space which stretches or contracts to accomodate and "grip" the object invading it. (To an extent - only a certain stretch or contraction is possible). And i was under the impression that vagaina depth/size/tightness is basicly a bit like penis size...in that its different in every human...and there's no sure way to tell. (Eg small girls dont always have the shallow pussies, tall guys arn't always hung etc)

Of course theres also if the girl does her pelvic floor routene as well 

But anyway I'm fairly sure thats the case. Like i'd expect that guys who slept with a few girls would say that they've found some vagina's tighter than others..and i don't think thats a function of how much the girl has had sex.

So i don't argue that a girl may find a certain man too small for her pleasure wize, or too big (at least to accomodate comfily without hitting the cervix etc) - i think its just a matter of blind luck in finding a partner with a penis/vagina that matches the size of one's own penis/vagina...