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« Reply #300 on: September 17, 2006, 02:39:09 PM »

Not really a sex story, but the most fucked up almost hook-up.  My buddy and I went to a bar in State College, PA to see the Misfits.  While in line we met these two really cute Penn State girls and hit it off.  We smoked and joked and when we got in they even got us a table and bought the first round.  Anyhow we're hitting it off great and make it through the first two warm-up bands.  The Misfits come on and my buddy and his girl are rocking out and after about 4 songs the girl I was hanging with just starts getting sick and sits in her chair and holds her stomach.  She was 3 sheets to the wind drunk already and I thought she might have just partied herself out because she started throwing up.  So I ask her what's wrong and she says, "I'm pregnant."  HA!  Now as fucked up as that is.....I was just like what the fuck and laughed it off.  But her friend got pissed at her and had to take her home.  Shit was messed up, but hilarious in a way.  It's an inside joke between my buddy now when we're out drinking. 
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« Reply #301 on: September 17, 2006, 02:53:19 PM »


Hmmm...i'd settle for giving them a good spanking then getting my blowjob already!? hihi Hahah..who am I kidding...i'd settle just for the BJ? ok Wait - lets face it...its been 2 years even since those shamefull times - i'd settle just to eat one of them out some more....god i've become sick and pathetic!! . Shocked? hihi is it wrong to like giving head more than eating food? hahahah...i'm so addicted....

No sweetheart, you're a normal guy who's just had some bad luck with the ladies.  There's nothing sick or pathetic about it, that I can see...  If it'd make you feel better if you were here I'd be glad to let you spank me!   Wink   Kiss
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« Reply #302 on: September 17, 2006, 02:54:05 PM »


Hmmm...i'd settle for giving them a good spanking then getting my blowjob already!? hihi Hahah..who am I kidding...i'd settle just for the BJ? ok Wait - lets face it...its been 2 years even since those shamefull times - i'd settle just to eat one of them out some more....god i've become sick and pathetic!! . Shocked? hihi is it wrong to like giving head more than eating food? hahahah...i'm so addicted....

No sweetheart, you're a normal guy who's just had some bad luck with the ladies.? There's nothing sick or pathetic about it, that I can see...? If it'd make you feel better if you were here I'd be glad to let you spank me!? ?Wink? ?Kiss

And me...... get in line Chelle!!! Wink
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« Reply #303 on: September 17, 2006, 02:59:02 PM »

Not really a sex story, but the most fucked up almost hook-up.? My buddy and I went to a bar in State College, PA to see the Misfits.? While in line we met these two really cute Penn State girls and hit it off.? We smoked and joked and when we got in they even got us a table and bought the first round.? Anyhow we're hitting it off great and make it through the first two warm-up bands.? The Misfits come on and my buddy and his girl are rocking out and after about 4 songs the girl I was hanging with just starts getting sick and sits in her chair and holds her stomach.? She was 3 sheets to the wind drunk already and I thought she might have just partied herself out because she started throwing up.? So I ask her what's wrong and she says, "I'm pregnant."? HA!? Now as fucked up as that is.....I was just like what the fuck and laughed it off.? But her friend got pissed at her and had to take her home.? Shit was messed up, but hilarious in a way.? It's an inside joke between my buddy now when we're out drinking.?

so you and you're buddy got friendly because all tha ladies were gone haha  hihi

only joking. ok
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« Reply #304 on: September 17, 2006, 02:59:28 PM »

And me...... get in line Chelle!!! Wink

I was first, meh...   Angry
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« Reply #305 on: September 17, 2006, 03:06:17 PM »

And me...... get in line Chelle!!! Wink

I was first, meh...? ?Angry

Stripe ya....... spaghetti junction babe........move it over!!!!!!! Kiss
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« Reply #306 on: September 17, 2006, 03:18:37 PM »

Will you two get a room already Roll Eyes


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« Reply #307 on: September 17, 2006, 03:22:31 PM »

And me...... get in line Chelle!!! Wink

I was first, meh...   Angry

I'd do more than just spank.... Wink
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« Reply #308 on: September 17, 2006, 03:52:05 PM »

And me...... get in line Chelle!!! Wink

I was first, meh...? ?Angry

I'd do more than just spank.... Wink

Oooo now that's tempting!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #309 on: September 17, 2006, 04:04:34 PM »

Oh dear... seems we've got one problem. Mr. MonkeyChow's in Australia...

His ass needs a spanking! Ooh I can bring my bullwhip!! Grin
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« Reply #310 on: September 17, 2006, 04:08:01 PM »

And me...... get in line Chelle!!! Wink

I was first, meh...   Angry

Ladies, ladies, ladies...

I'm sure there's room for more than just one of you.

There is here at least Wink
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« Reply #311 on: September 17, 2006, 04:10:24 PM »

Really Mal? Prove it. Lets see what you're packin'! smoking
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« Reply #312 on: September 17, 2006, 05:33:11 PM »



We were talking about the sex we've had at the clubs and all that shit and then she asked if I would help her to train to give a better blowjob so I really had to think on that one.



 ok

fuck. where the fuck do you meet these kind of chicks? i always thought they only exist in mediocre porn...

I dunno, it must be that god has cursed me with a gift getting any girl I want *knock on the wood* since I've never failed yet.

The one who is my fuckbuddy now, I told my friend the first time I saw her, just to wait, I'll have her, why? cos I can, that's why? hihi

Danny Top Hat I've had fuckbuddies, with some they work, but every so often either one, me or the girl I'm with only for sex will start wanting for more.

That's kinda happening to me now and guys really I'm not complaining, since isn't every mans dream to get pussy every hour 24/7 when you just happen to feel like it and still be able to score other chicks too, if you feel like you want something different, or just see if you still got the touch to nail a new chick.

I just enjoy talking and sleeping with her, and sleeping with her and talking. And she's totally into filling my every desire. Today we agreed we should do it in the movies. I'll keep you informed? hihi

Oh.. she was my friends fuckbuddy too, until this weekend since we were busted.

I made her choose then, me or him and prolly lost a friend so it sucks.

But hey, I had to see if I'd beat my friend.

So his fuckbuddies are down from five to four so if he's pissed I think he's just creedy.

There's a finnish rap artist called skandaali and it's got a song translated as "your bitch".

I played the song to her when I fucked her today.

"I can't get your bithc outta my mind, I feel dizzy when she's around
'cos I remember still, what she whispered in my ear
soon we'll see how mad you'll be when I take her
she doesn't need you but a real man
your bitch ain't part of your future
I'll show her the world, I'll take her to heaven
I'll take her to praha, paris and thailand
I'll buy her what you can't afford
I'm ready to work her for months
we're meant together, so I must announce
I lack only one, it's your girl from my side
So dry yuour tears, I ain't stealing nothing
I have to have her, cos I love her

She's pretty when she's yours
I enjoy when she gets wet
her eyes strike like bullets when they hit
so keep your ears open and hear the truth
whatever you have comes to an end
It's the same what you'll do, she wants me more
I won't lose her but you will
It's only life and I have to do this
'cos maybe I'll find something lasting the first time
I won't say more, I won't boast
but boy are you awake, can't you tell?
when I'm around, she follows me with her eyes
When I got to toilet she follows me as a hint
she wouldn't have seduced me more
if I could resist the forbidden fruit
so let's test who's the better man
you were taking her to your cabin, I'm taking her abroad

but we'll see if she's my woman
and then you won't be around
since I always want what I don't have
so now you don't have, but is there another way
to test my skills and see if I still got it
you were an old friend who I lead like a stray dog
it's not me, it's an urge I can't erase"


It feels like our story, since I just had to have her, and I knew she was mine the moment she whispered to my ear "could we love?"
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« Reply #313 on: September 17, 2006, 07:36:32 PM »

So why did you call yourself Sin Cut?
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« Reply #314 on: September 17, 2006, 08:18:46 PM »

When I was in a band there was a song I wrote and there was part that went:

"Sometimes it's so hard to force up smile
Sometimes it's so hard to find a meaning
'Cos with envy they blame
For being good in the game
Where scoring is the top crime"

crime=sin

so I changed Blue to Sin.
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« Reply #315 on: September 17, 2006, 08:22:26 PM »


Hmmm...i'd settle for giving them a good spanking then getting my blowjob already!  hihi Hahah..who am I kidding...i'd settle just for the BJ  ok Wait - lets face it...its been 2 years even since those shamefull times - i'd settle just to eat one of them out some more....god i've become sick and pathetic!! . Shocked  hihi is it wrong to like giving head more than eating food? hahahah...i'm so addicted....

No sweetheart, you're a normal guy who's just had some bad luck with the ladies.  There's nothing sick or pathetic about it, that I can see...  If it'd make you feel better if you were here I'd be glad to let you spank me!   Wink   Kiss

 drool So long as I also get to kiss it better as described above  hihi

(sorry if this is offending anyone...but i figure its ok in the sex thread...if I'm out of line someone just  tell me to get less peverse)i
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« Reply #316 on: September 17, 2006, 08:36:45 PM »


Hmmm...i'd settle for giving them a good spanking then getting my blowjob already!  hihi Hahah..who am I kidding...i'd settle just for the BJ  ok Wait - lets face it...its been 2 years even since those shamefull times - i'd settle just to eat one of them out some more....god i've become sick and pathetic!! . Shocked  hihi is it wrong to like giving head more than eating food? hahahah...i'm so addicted....

No sweetheart, you're a normal guy who's just had some bad luck with the ladies.  There's nothing sick or pathetic about it, that I can see...  If it'd make you feel better if you were here I'd be glad to let you spank me!   Wink   Kiss

And me...... get in line Chelle!!! Wink

Really...OMG....a second girl that'd fool around? (Monkeychow looks around - sees the fourt horsemen riding in flaming charriots in the sky and realised it must be armegeddon)  hihi

Or is it not me and just a good spanking of any varity your into? ok


I'd do more than just spank.... Wink

LMAO...promice? I'm a charity case these days...I tell you if I get one more BJ refusal after getting nude with a girl, i might develop a complex or something  hihi

Oooo now that's tempting!!!!!!!!!

 drool drool Ladies I dunno if this plan even involves me or just you gals whipping each other...but lordy I feel like i'm being all greedy just thinking of it! Mind you - i've had my fair turn at waiting around and missing all the action as I think we all realise from my 200 winging posts!

Oh dear... seems we've got one problem. Mr. MonkeyChow's in Australia...

His ass needs a spanking! Ooh I can bring my bullwhip!! Grin

 peace Wait...hold on...its not my ass that needs spanking...well ok...actually maybe...but theres bigger problems at hand  hihi hihi Ok that wasn't funny but at least i can laugh at my own jokes  rofl

LOL...yes the fact that i'm in Australia is kinda a problem huh. But then its been so long since i tasted that taste that i'd fly a woman over if she would only not run a mile when I got nude!  hihi Ahh dear...i reach new levels of pathetic with every post!  ok
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« Reply #317 on: September 18, 2006, 02:30:39 AM »

If you can't get fish, check your bait.

And for God sakes learn how to fish.
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« Reply #318 on: September 18, 2006, 07:46:05 AM »

If you can't get fish, check your bait.

And for God sakes learn how to fish.

I hear ya...but those Aussie women are sharks  rofl
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« Reply #319 on: September 18, 2006, 07:53:40 AM »

If you can't get fish, check your bait.

And for God sakes learn how to fish.

I hear ya...but those Aussie women are sharks  rofl

In that case.

Use dynamite.

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