Sex Stories

[Elrothiel]

Any lady gunners capable of/enjoy deepthroating a man?  Also, any related stories...............

Read the last few pages and ye'll be findin' out fer ye'self!

[Kujo]

Stop stealing my material

[bigcash2002]

I guess the last two pages were too far back for you to search

Kujo, no need to be a smart ass    I read the pages about BJs.  If you'd also search, you'd see I commented on the stories on those pages as well.  I was trying to get others to weigh in with different stories and/or get  people back on topic sharing more sex stories, rather than commenting on existing ones

[Kujo]

Yes I was kind of being a smart ass, sorry i dont check everyones post history before posting myself. I noticed that the girl who contributes the most in this thread said the exact same thing, yet you had no problem with that.

[bigcash2002]

That's ok Kujo, I saw Skynyrds post after yours

[Kujo]

No problem

She's a bit hack. And no Skynyrd, thats not a new sexual position

[Elrothiel]

I'm a bit hack am I!!? Well I never!

[Kujo]

I bet you have

[Sin Cut]

No problem

She's a bit hack. And no Skynyrd, thats not a new sexual position

haha, good one!

Talking about blowjobs..
I was at a bar on wednesday and ended up talking with the girl I told you guys about when I posted the last time in this thread. We were talking about the sex we've had at the clubs and all that shit and then she asked if I would help her to train to give a better blowjob so I really had to think on that one.

"Shit, ok, but only if you promise one thing"
"Sure, what's that?"
"That you don't tell anyone, 'cos I don't want you girls to line up behind my door"

 

[bigcash2002]

good story sin....sounds like this would make a good business.  You offer to assist ladies in gaining better BJ skills while sucking your dick

[Layne Staley's Sunglasses]

Blue, you should make 'em pay you.

[Sin Cut]

Blue, you should make 'em pay you.

now that's true!

And I'm sure you can relate with the nasty bussiness I'd be into if the word would get around, so it would only be appropriate to get some compensation, after all she got teeth and all so I could be in real danger! 

[monkeychow]

Hahah....all this blowjob talk is causing me real pain....how is this for the lamest thing you've ever heard...i'm 29 and i've never had a BJ..because i've only been in 2 relationships (both very long term) and both of those women thought that oral sex on a man was "sick and disgusting" etc etc....silly bit is...i love going down...so its not like I didn't give plenty to them....just never got any back.

But right now i've been single for sooo long that all my sex is just like vague memories (thought about ripping off some lines from 'the blues' but that would be too tacky huh!)....hmmm...if I don't eat out a girl again soon i may well die!!

Ok..well now i've embarrised myself sufficently I shall resume lurking and reading about what all you lucky sexally active punks get up to

[bigcash2002]

Hahah....all this blowjob talk is causing me real pain....how is this for the lamest thing you've ever heard...i'm 29 and i've never had a BJ..because i've only been in 2 relationships (both very long term) and both of those women thought that oral sex on a man was "sick and disgusting" etc etc....silly bit is...i love going down...so its not like I didn't give plenty to them....just never got any back.

But right now i've been single for sooo long that all my sex is just like vague memories (thought about ripping off some lines from 'the blues' but that would be too tacky huh!)....hmmm...if I don't eat out a girl again soon i may well die!!

Ok..well now i've embarrised myself sufficently I shall resume lurking and reading about what all you lucky sexally active punks get up to

Well Monkey, if nothing else, at least you are honest.  While I appreciate hearing about your faithfulness to your last 2 girlfriends, you really need to find a lady to blow you.  IMO, every man needs to have had his dick sucked before he is 29.  You are long overdue.  The good news for you, is that I think you'll have no trouble finding a lady to give you a good dick sucking, especially since you are just waiting for a chance to eat their pussy....   Hang in there

[monkeychow]

Well Monkey, if nothing else, at least you are honest.  While I appreciate hearing about your faithfulness to your last 2 girlfriends, you really need to find a lady to blow you.  IMO, every man needs to have had his dick sucked before he is 29.  You are long overdue.  The good news for you, is that I think you'll have no trouble finding a lady to give you a good dick sucking, especially since you are just waiting for a chance to eat their pussy....   Hang in there

Hey thanks...i was expecting people to tell me i'm a looser. So its cool to get some support! Yeah...I really hope your right but I think i'm just cursed...i'm too much of a "nice guy" to get into the "fastseduction.com" style techniques...and generally too shy and completely not alpha-male...which unfortunately seems to be what the aussie girs look for...so i think i'm just screwed...or not...lol...as the case may be!!

Maybe one day i'll meet a nice aussie girl who is into GNR, will suck me off and let me eat her pussy daily..hahah...its not too much to ask right? Ok maybe daily is extreme...i'd settle for at all right now. lol. hahah...until then...i'll be reading this thread and headbutting a wall for comfort

[Elrothiel]

See everyone! THIS is the kind of catastrophe that I was talking about! Monkeychow, I don't mean to slag off your ex girlfriends, but girls like that are stupid, pathetic, crybabies who deserve to be put on a rack upside down, and while they're getting their limbs pulled out of their sockets, whipped HARD with a cat-o-nine tails with hooks on the end of each whip!

At least until they agree to suck it, and suck it good!!!

Actually, I think that all girls should be brought up to think that cocksucking is the best thing in the world!

Monkeychow, you're not at all a loser (how can you be!? You love Gn'R!), your ex girlfriends are the losers!!

[Kujo]

Actually, I think that all girls should be brought up to think that cocksucking is the best thing in the world!

So, I uh,............have this second ticket for the Estero show

[EFISH]

Actually, I think that all girls should be brought up to think that cocksucking is the best thing in the world!

So, I uh,............have this second ticket for the Estero show

yeah well i have a hotel room in estero  

[Kujo]

Have you read her posts?

Privacy is not an issue

[Elrothiel]

Damn right Kujo!

BUT. I'd still want somewhere to sleep!