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« Reply #220 on: September 12, 2006, 06:55:12 PM »
Quote from: SkynyrdGirl on September 12, 2006, 02:41:56 PM
Quote from: bigcash2002 on September 11, 2006, 08:06:48 PM
I'm being serious Skynyrd Girl, when I say, that I am thrilled to hear the passion by which you speak in regards to sucking dick and swallowing the loads.? ?beer

rofl Thanks!
I just really don't see why girls complain about it... its just a cock, and its not like cum tastes bad!! I like it! I have no sympathy for girls who won't suck cock, or if they do, girls who won't swallow. Jeeez if you don't like it that much, just hold your breath, deepthroat and just let him go off down your throat!

that sums it up perfectly....your attitude is commendable
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« Reply #221 on: September 12, 2006, 07:04:55 PM »
Quote from: the dirt on September 12, 2006, 05:56:48 PM
Quote from: kujo on September 12, 2006, 05:52:30 PM
Really?

I prefer your left hand ok


Well, Garry has ways of pleasing them all.  Smiley

I try.  Cheesy
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« Reply #222 on: September 12, 2006, 10:04:04 PM »
Quote from: Garry on September 12, 2006, 05:51:36 PM
Right and it was terrific!

Hoochie Mumma, am I jelous or what!!!!!
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« Reply #223 on: September 13, 2006, 08:54:09 AM »
Quote from: Garry on September 12, 2006, 05:51:36 PM
Right and it was terrific!

Why dont use both hands and have a threesome  Wink
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« Reply #224 on: September 13, 2006, 06:56:43 PM »
someday, i will do my gf to the song rocket queen.

hallelujah!
 peace
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« Reply #225 on: September 13, 2006, 07:04:00 PM »
Quote from: mrlee on September 13, 2006, 06:56:43 PM
someday, i will do my gf to the song rocket queen.

hallelujah!
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Bahaha why not today??  Ok this is your challenge.  Do her to rocket queen by the end of the week.  Smiley

Good luck.  Go forward my child.
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« Reply #226 on: September 13, 2006, 07:08:21 PM »
Quote from: mrlee on September 13, 2006, 06:56:43 PM
someday, i will do my gf to the song rocket queen.

hallelujah!
 peace

Just dont overthrust on that pounding drum bit at the end of the song cause that gets a bit sore if you know what Im saying......... ok
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« Reply #227 on: September 13, 2006, 07:17:31 PM »
Quote from: Melrose Chick on September 13, 2006, 07:08:21 PM
Quote from: mrlee on September 13, 2006, 06:56:43 PM
someday, i will do my gf to the song rocket queen.

hallelujah!
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Just dont overthrust on that pounding drum bit at the end of the song cause that gets a bit sore if you know what Im saying......... ok

HAHAAHAHAH i literally spat my coffee everywhere when I got that -- and now I am coughing to death.
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« Reply #228 on: September 14, 2006, 01:58:02 PM »
Why not? I've got fucked to Rocket Queen countless times and actually... if I ain't sore after ANY fuck (whether it's to Rocket Queen or not), I ain't satisfied and I demand more! *whoosh-crack whip noise* ok
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« Reply #229 on: September 14, 2006, 02:05:06 PM »
Quote from: mrlee on September 13, 2006, 06:56:43 PM
someday, i will do my gf to the song rocket queen.

hallelujah!
 peace
I tried that...




....best i got was Alison Moyet Embarrassed
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« Reply #230 on: September 14, 2006, 02:17:39 PM »
Quote from: SkynyrdGirl on September 14, 2006, 01:58:02 PM
Why not? I've got fucked to Rocket Queen countless times and actually... if I ain't sore after ANY fuck (whether it's to Rocket Queen or not), I ain't satisfied and I demand more! *whoosh-crack whip noise* ok

That a girl Skynyrd love
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« Reply #231 on: September 14, 2006, 03:50:35 PM »
Quote from: Stoned on September 14, 2006, 02:05:06 PM
Quote from: mrlee on September 13, 2006, 06:56:43 PM
someday, i will do my gf to the song rocket queen.

hallelujah!
 peace
I tried that...




....best i got was Alison Moyet Embarrassed

and your complaining? hihi
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« Reply #232 on: September 14, 2006, 04:10:50 PM »
guys, i cant do her this week cause shes on so the rules dont apply!!!
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« Reply #233 on: September 14, 2006, 04:19:19 PM »
Mr Lee, here's one line that will solve all your problems.

"When the river runs red, take the dirt-track instead"
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« Reply #234 on: September 14, 2006, 04:23:11 PM »
Quote from: mrlee on September 13, 2006, 06:56:43 PM
someday, i will do my gf to the song rocket queen.

hallelujah!
 peace

i have done that many a time, to alot of girls, its my sex song
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« Reply #235 on: September 14, 2006, 04:25:32 PM »
Quote from: slashisvr on September 14, 2006, 04:23:11 PM
Quote from: mrlee on September 13, 2006, 06:56:43 PM
someday, i will do my gf to the song rocket queen.

hallelujah!
 peace

i have done that many a time, to alot of girls, its my sex song

nice choice!
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« Reply #236 on: September 14, 2006, 04:33:09 PM »
I have a good one. It goes something like this
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7977423473759610686&q=snake+eating
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« Reply #237 on: September 14, 2006, 05:12:04 PM »
Oh maaaan LTD.... that's siiiick!

BUT... what has that got to do with sex other than the psychiatric link between snakes and cocks?
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« Reply #238 on: September 14, 2006, 05:17:46 PM »
Any lady gunners capable of/enjoy deepthroating a man?  Also, any related stories............... beer
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« Reply #239 on: September 14, 2006, 05:31:14 PM »
I guess the last two pages were too far back for you to search
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