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« Reply #180 on: September 11, 2006, 04:47:31 PM »
Quote from: Melrose Chick on September 11, 2006, 04:45:44 PM
What no small talk?? Straight to the point eh.... I respect that.... actually Im getting divorced from a bastard.... thanks for asking........ yes

It was you that started some thread about that, eh?

You called yourself something else...
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« Reply #181 on: September 11, 2006, 04:48:31 PM »
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What no small talk?? Straight to the point eh.... I respect that.... actually Im getting divorced from a bastard.... thanks for asking........ yes

It was you that started some thread about that, eh?

You called yourself something else...

Yes, well sort of... out with the old and all that........ too confusing
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« Reply #182 on: September 11, 2006, 04:54:48 PM »
Hey be respectful. She is a classy English girl. You have to buy her a danish and coffee before starting to talk like that Angry
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« Reply #183 on: September 11, 2006, 04:58:58 PM »
Quote from: kujo on September 11, 2006, 04:54:48 PM
Hey be respectful. She is a classy English girl. You have to buy her a danish and coffee before starting to talk like that Angry

Sorry.
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« Reply #184 on: September 11, 2006, 05:52:06 PM »
Quote from: Melrose Chick on September 11, 2006, 04:45:44 PM
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Quote from: kujo on September 11, 2006, 04:35:12 PM
Just so I know do you judge by inches or metric?

How far my hand will wrap around it actually......... Wink

So, you're divorced or just a single mother?

What no small talk?

Sorry, I'm 29.
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« Reply #185 on: September 11, 2006, 05:55:40 PM »
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Just so I know do you judge by inches or metric?

How far my hand will wrap around it actually......... Wink

So, you're divorced or just a single mother?

What no small talk?

Sorry, I'm 29.

Good to know Christos... Im 26!
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« Reply #186 on: September 11, 2006, 06:07:51 PM »
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Good to know Christos... Im 26!

How old is your son? If you don't feel like answering, don't.
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« Reply #187 on: September 11, 2006, 06:09:37 PM »
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Good to know Christos... Im 26!

How old is your son? If you don't feel like answering, don't.

I'm 35. Dont ask. Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooong story
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« Reply #188 on: September 11, 2006, 06:15:18 PM »
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Good to know Christos... Im 26!

How old is your son? If you don't feel like answering, don't.

I'm 35. Dont ask. Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooong story

Now that would qualify as a weird sex story...
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« Reply #189 on: September 11, 2006, 06:21:54 PM »
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Good to know Christos... Im 26!

How old is your son? If you don't feel like answering, don't.

My son is 9 1/2 years old........ and yes.... I was not quite 16 when I got pregnant......... yes I know that was really stupid.... I know that is a terrible age to have a child......... yes the father is the man Im now divorcing.......... question answered?
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« Reply #190 on: September 11, 2006, 06:26:48 PM »
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Good to know Christos... Im 26!

How old is your son? If you don't feel like answering, don't.

My son is 9 1/2 years old........ and yes.... I was not quite 16 when I got pregnant......... yes I know that was really stupid.... I know that is a terrible age to have a child......... yes the father is the man Im now divorcing.......... question answered?

Well, at least something good came out of that "bastard"... right?

And I'm not accusing you of anything, I think you got this the wrong way...
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« Reply #191 on: September 11, 2006, 06:30:14 PM »
To make up for it, I have some good news.

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!  ok
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« Reply #192 on: September 11, 2006, 06:34:19 PM »
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... Im 26!

Quote from: Shirell on June 27, 2006, 03:20:16 AM
His ex-wife went off with his best mate and took their baby (now 17 yrs old) with her.  She was a total bitch, I am not.  I love him, care for him, constantly reassure him and we have sex like it's on prescription (you know, three times a day after meals!)  So, I get a little frustrated with his continuous need for reassurance.  He doesnt have to reassure me!  I'm nearly 40 but everyone says I still look great.  I'm 8 stone, 5' 4" 35-24-24, have a successful salon and live with a man I adore with great kids.  Hell, I'm happy!!! Why can't he be the same?

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« Reply #193 on: September 11, 2006, 06:35:37 PM »
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... Im 26!

Quote from: Shirell on June 27, 2006, 03:20:16 AM
His ex-wife went off with his best mate and took their baby (now 17 yrs old) with her.  She was a total bitch, I am not.  I love him, care for him, constantly reassure him and we have sex like it's on prescription (you know, three times a day after meals!)  So, I get a little frustrated with his continuous need for reassurance.  He doesnt have to reassure me!  I'm nearly 40 but everyone says I still look great.  I'm 8 stone, 5' 4" 35-24-24, have a successful salon and live with a man I adore with great kids.  Hell, I'm happy!!! Why can't he be the same?

 Huh

Something's wrong here but noone except you can see it?
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« Reply #194 on: September 11, 2006, 06:44:42 PM »
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« Reply #195 on: September 11, 2006, 06:46:01 PM »
Quote from: GeorgeSteele on September 11, 2006, 06:34:19 PM
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... Im 26!

Quote from: Shirell on June 27, 2006, 03:20:16 AM
His ex-wife went off with his best mate and took their baby (now 17 yrs old) with her.? She was a total bitch, I am not.? I love him, care for him, constantly reassure him and we have sex like it's on prescription (you know, three times a day after meals!)? So, I get a little frustrated with his continuous need for reassurance.? He doesnt have to reassure me!? I'm nearly 40 but everyone says I still look great.? I'm 8 stone, 5' 4" 35-24-24, have a successful salon and live with a man I adore with great kids.? Hell, I'm happy!!! Why can't he be the same?

 Huh

and that fits together how?
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« Reply #196 on: September 11, 2006, 06:50:40 PM »
My name is NOT Shirell babe....... this wasnt my post.
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« Reply #197 on: September 11, 2006, 06:55:56 PM »
Yeah, I knew that.
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« Reply #198 on: September 11, 2006, 06:58:14 PM »
I always encourage people to question everything so credit to George Steele for that, but if he would have looked at one of the first threads of her new profile he would see that this was explained already. peace
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« Reply #199 on: September 11, 2006, 08:06:48 PM »
I'm being serious Skynyrd Girl, when I say, that I am thrilled to hear the passion by which you speak in regards to sucking dick and swallowing the loads.   beer
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