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« Reply #160 on: September 10, 2006, 09:15:06 PM »
Whatever you do don't tell the girls that you want them to team up and then gang rape you with strap ons... hihi
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« Reply #161 on: September 11, 2006, 08:26:01 AM »
My GF hates to swallow so just yesterday, i was fucking her mouth, and she could feel it tensing up to shoot in her mouth so she started to push me away so i shot it in her face and where did it go?Huh

RIGHT IN HER FUCKING EYE

BINGO  ok
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« Reply #162 on: September 11, 2006, 08:27:31 AM »
Quote from: Jimmer Jammer on September 10, 2006, 05:29:52 PM
ok guys give me some sex advice for a new class this fall new students , and 1st week of school.

my friends from my other program are mainly girls but all have boyfriends. so advice dudes advice.

First night - drinking games - strip poker?

Then *poker* ok
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« Reply #163 on: September 11, 2006, 08:42:20 AM »
Quote from: SkynyrdGirl on September 10, 2006, 09:15:06 PM
Whatever you do don't tell the girls that you want them to team up and then gang rape you with strap ons... hihi

Now thats good sound advice right there! ok
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« Reply #164 on: September 11, 2006, 08:44:47 AM »
Especially with some of the freaks around here.
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« Reply #165 on: September 11, 2006, 08:47:24 AM »
Quote from: slashisvr on September 11, 2006, 08:26:01 AM
My GF hates to swallow so just yesterday, i was fucking her mouth, and she could feel it tensing up to shoot in her mouth so she started to push me away so i shot it in her face and where did it go?Huh

RIGHT IN HER FUCKING EYE

BINGO  ok

Haha, she deserved it Wink
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« Reply #166 on: September 11, 2006, 10:28:09 AM »
Quote from: IloveGnR on September 07, 2006, 01:05:19 PM

I fooled around once with a guy in middle school computer class and instead of stopping us the teacher sat down beside us.



Huh??

By some creepy dude or a hot female teacher?

That one deserves more explaining.  What did the teacher do when she sat down beside you?  (If it was a guy......nevermind)
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« Reply #167 on: September 11, 2006, 12:14:17 PM »
Quote from: slashisvr on September 11, 2006, 08:26:01 AM
My GF hates to swallow so just yesterday, i was fucking her mouth, and she could feel it tensing up to shoot in her mouth so she started to push me away so i shot it in her face and where did it go?Huh

RIGHT IN HER FUCKING EYE

BINGO  ok

Muhahaha!! That'll teach the beeyatch! Not swallow?! Pffft... wimp! hihi
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« Reply #168 on: September 11, 2006, 12:51:08 PM »
When are you guys gonna listen to Uncle Tommy Lee?  He got that tip from the porn guy Fabio....... pineapple juice, yummy sweet!
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« Reply #169 on: September 11, 2006, 02:43:44 PM »
Quote from: Melrose Chick on September 11, 2006, 12:51:08 PM
When are you guys gonna listen to Uncle Tommy Lee?  He got that tip from the porn guy Fabio....... pineapple juice, yummy sweet!

I knew that...  hihi
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« Reply #170 on: September 11, 2006, 02:50:09 PM »
Well either that or the girl in question can just quit being such a big baby and swallow it anyway!
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« Reply #171 on: September 11, 2006, 03:47:35 PM »
Quote from: SkynyrdGirl on September 11, 2006, 02:50:09 PM
Well either that or the girl in question can just quit being such a big baby and swallow it anyway!

Better than in your eye.... man that fucks up your eyeliner doesnt it............. hihi  Mind you... don't you think that sometimes guys just shove it down your throat... quite literally that is.... its hard to swallow when you're gagging!!! 
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« Reply #172 on: September 11, 2006, 03:54:40 PM »
this board gets worse no










and i love it hihi
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« Reply #173 on: September 11, 2006, 04:29:24 PM »
just today, i happened to go bavk to tgif for a friends birthday.....and seeing that last time i was here i was literally thrown out making out in the loo....so obviously i had to try again...all systems go this time, girls bathroom, 5 minutes and a lifetime of memories Cheesy
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« Reply #174 on: September 11, 2006, 04:29:59 PM »
Quote from: Melrose Chick on September 11, 2006, 03:47:35 PM
Quote from: SkynyrdGirl on September 11, 2006, 02:50:09 PM
Well either that or the girl in question can just quit being such a big baby and swallow it anyway!

Better than in your eye.... man that fucks up your eyeliner doesnt it............. hihi? Mind you... don't you think that sometimes guys just shove it down your throat... quite literally that is.... its hard to swallow when you're gagging!!!?

lol, easy solution, date some small dicked guy.
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« Reply #175 on: September 11, 2006, 04:33:40 PM »
Quote from: Sin Cut on September 11, 2006, 04:29:59 PM
Quote from: Melrose Chick on September 11, 2006, 03:47:35 PM
Quote from: SkynyrdGirl on September 11, 2006, 02:50:09 PM
Well either that or the girl in question can just quit being such a big baby and swallow it anyway!

Better than in your eye.... man that fucks up your eyeliner doesnt it............. hihi? Mind you... don't you think that sometimes guys just shove it down your throat... quite literally that is.... its hard to swallow when you're gagging!!!?

lol, easy solution, date some small dicked guy.

Well thanks for that advice Sin Cut, next time I take a fancy to a guy I'll be sure to take my tape measure with me on our first date!!!!!   I can just see that..... 'here's the soup'.... 'Great.. oh by the way can I size your dick up because I dont want it gagging me when I give you a blow job'..... end of date.......... Lips Sealed
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« Reply #176 on: September 11, 2006, 04:35:12 PM »
Just so I know do you judge by inches or metric?
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« Reply #177 on: September 11, 2006, 04:37:33 PM »
Quote from: kujo on September 11, 2006, 04:35:12 PM
Just so I know do you judge by inches or metric?

How far my hand will wrap around it actually......... Wink
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« Reply #178 on: September 11, 2006, 04:43:59 PM »
Quote from: Melrose Chick on September 11, 2006, 04:37:33 PM
Quote from: kujo on September 11, 2006, 04:35:12 PM
Just so I know do you judge by inches or metric?

How far my hand will wrap around it actually......... Wink

So, you're divorced or just a single mother?
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« Reply #179 on: September 11, 2006, 04:45:44 PM »
Quote from: Christos AG on September 11, 2006, 04:43:59 PM
Quote from: Melrose Chick on September 11, 2006, 04:37:33 PM
Quote from: kujo on September 11, 2006, 04:35:12 PM
Just so I know do you judge by inches or metric?

How far my hand will wrap around it actually......... Wink

So, you're divorced or just a single mother?

What no small talk?  Straight to the point eh.... I respect that.... actually Im getting divorced from a bastard.... thanks for asking........ yes
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