Sex Stories

[Melrose Chick]

Garry.... enjoy yourself babe!!!!!!

Jabba2 ...... go to the naughty corner until you can be a grateful boy!

[Sin Cut]

Had girl come up to my place last week. She was kind of overweight so i asked her to wear a skirt and heels to make it more interesting Anyways were kissing for awhile and shes using her hand on me and then she pulls her stockings down and lays on top of me, and i just mostly wanted a hand job and not sex but i let her lay on top of me for awhile. I finally told her to just start rubbing me again and she used her hand but i didnt get off. Just wasnt attracted to her enough i guess. But anyways we'll probably talk again, im curious what i should do besides wear a condom? Should i ask her to dress sexier next time? Because she used her hand and i didnt get off like i have with other girls.

ditch her and ask for a refund.


Anyway, I got a new one from last night.

I was hitting a nightclub with some special some male stripper-show.

Before you guys shoot me down, I had a good logic in this; there will be lot's of girls, watching half naked guys and the bar will have very few guys for them, so I was, in fact, there to help 

The chick I have a little secret with called me and I told her to get to the club but when she came there, there was some guy who tried to hit on her.

Soon I got a message from her telling she wants me but that guy won't leave her alone and I replied "just come over here and I'm sure the guy will take the hint".

Well he didn't and a friend was laughing is ass off for the looks that guy was giving me, really if a look could kill, I'd be dead now. So I told the guy that he got tough break, but you can't force a girl who she chooses and that there are plenty of other girls so maybe he should try one of them instead.

His reply was the best ever "I saw her first! go away!", what a fuckin' retard.
I replied asking him, does he believe in the shit he's saying, so the guy attacks me.
I wasn't really feeling like fighting so I just grabbed him by his throat after I had parried his shot and hold my own counter in check and then there was the bouncers.

They were throwing us both out, but I kinda knew the bouncer leading me out and I kinda stopped and walked back in avoiding the bouncer who had seen the "fight".

I got back to the girl and she let me feel she wasnt wearing any underwear and after we had talked a little I took her to the men's room and had sex with her in one of the booths, she came twice loud so no one didn't have to guess what we were up to after that she thanked me and left.

I just got a message from her if I'd see her today, she told me she's shaved for me.

Kujo, I'm not talking about shaving a beard.

Actually I saw a girl with moustache once, it was hideous.

[Skeletor]

That guy was pretty nice about it too, good to know that people don't kick another dudes ass for fucking there girlfriend.

The way I look at it, it always takes two... Situations may vary, of course.

[Sin Cut]

That guy was pretty nice about it too, good to know that people don't kick another dudes ass for fucking there girlfriend.

The way I look at it, it always takes two... Situations may vary, of course.

The way I see it, it only takes me 

[Queen of Everything]

I just got a message from her if I'd see her today, she told me she's shaved for me.

Kujo, I'm not talking about shaving a beard.

Actually I saw a girl with moustache once, it was hideous.

what about that nice 17 year old???

[jabba2]

Unless the girl has an attractive cliterus i really dont like shaving. so i would never do mine. dont have any interest in finding out what my shaved balls look like.

[Skeletor]

The way I see it, it only takes me 

Sounds like a jerkoff to me

[Kujo]

Kujo, I'm not talking about shaving a beard.

What the hell did I do to you?

So you're saying you prefer your women to have a beard?

[badapple81]

Before you guys shoot me down, I had a good logic in this; there will be lot's of girls, watching half naked guys and the bar will have very few guys for them, so I was, in fact, there to help

Sincut.. those are some smart tactics.

By the way.. add some points to the board (FINALLY) for me! 

[Layne Staley's Sunglasses]

Garry.... enjoy yourself babe!!!!!!

Jabba2 ...... go to the naughty corner until you can be a grateful boy!

That's the thing Mel, I hadn't had sex since June 6th, I wasn't thinking!  Everytime I see my mate, I feel so guilty....I'm thinking of coming clean with him.

[EFISH]

Dude theres no way you can go telling your best friend that you had sex with his mother... hes going to punch you in the face   i mean no offense cuz were all for milf's here, but i dont think anyone would be fine with there friend telling them how that they banged there mom...

just think American Pie

[Gaymo, the Hobbit]

Garry.... enjoy yourself babe!!!!!!

Jabba2 ...... go to the naughty corner until you can be a grateful boy!

That's the thing Mel, I hadn't had sex since June 6th, I wasn't thinking!  Everytime I see my mate, I feel so guilty....I'm thinking of coming clean with him.

you're dawg!!

[Queen of Everything]

Dude theres no way you can go telling your best friend that you had sex with his mother... hes going to punch you in the face ? i mean no offense cuz were all for milf's here, but i dont think anyone would be fine with there friend telling them how that they banged there mom...

just think American Pie

HAHHHHHA I agree x 1000000%  and is his mum MARRIED?  If so, that could be MORE awkard than it already is.

haha

[Sin Cut]

I just got a message from her if I'd see her today, she told me she's shaved for me.

Kujo, I'm not talking about shaving a beard.

Actually I saw a girl with moustache once, it was hideous.

what about that nice 17 year old???

she went back to the boyfriend who beat her unconscious.

Btw I'm beat, I just drove this blond chick home

I've done nothing today but had sex with her, like five times or more, I've lost count, my torso is filled with scratch-marks.

But damn she looked fine, nude too.

[Sin Cut]

Kujo, I'm not talking about shaving a beard.

What the hell did I do to you?

So you're saying you prefer your women to have a beard?

no, where you'd get a crazy idea like that?

I didn't go out with your mother, now did I? 

[Gaymo, the Hobbit]

Dude, she looks like 13

[Sin Cut]

she's 19, it's legal here 

[Layne Staley's Sunglasses]

Dude theres no way you can go telling your best friend that you had sex with his mother... hes going to punch you in the face   i mean no offense cuz were all for milf's here, but i dont think anyone would be fine with there friend telling them how that they banged there mom...

just think American Pie

HAHHHHHA I agree x 1000000%  and is his mum MARRIED?  If so, that could be MORE awkard than it already is.

haha

No, she hasn't lived with them for a year, and they are in the process of getting a divorce.

[Kujo]

no, where you'd get a crazy idea like that?

I didn't go out with your mother, now did I??

Maybe, how much did you pay?

[J?]

ok guys give me some sex advice for a new class this fall new students , and 1st week of school.

my friends from my other program are mainly girls but all have boyfriends. so advice dudes advice.