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« Reply #120 on: September 07, 2006, 05:16:57 PM »
Actually I think he just didn't dare.  Cool
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« Reply #121 on: September 07, 2006, 05:24:05 PM »
Quote from: Sin Cut on September 07, 2006, 05:16:57 PM
Actually I think he just didn't dare.? Cool
*cough*whatever*cough*

But seriously.  Your penis will fall off soon.  Sucker.
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« Reply #122 on: September 07, 2006, 05:32:02 PM »
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Quote from: Sin Cut on September 07, 2006, 05:16:57 PM
Actually I think he just didn't dare.? Cool
*cough*whatever*cough*

But seriously.? Your penis will fall off soon.? Sucker.

Just got tested, I'm clean.  Cool
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« Reply #123 on: September 07, 2006, 05:52:13 PM »
Of absolutely eeeeverything?
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« Reply #124 on: September 07, 2006, 05:56:21 PM »
The results from the edzachary disease test haven't come back yet nervous
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« Reply #125 on: September 08, 2006, 02:27:03 AM »
Quote from: SkynyrdGirl on September 07, 2006, 05:52:13 PM
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Yeah, I wasn't pregnant, phew.
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« Reply #126 on: September 08, 2006, 06:44:49 AM »
Phew!  Grin
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« Reply #127 on: September 08, 2006, 07:15:36 AM »
Quote from: Jimmer Jammer on September 07, 2006, 04:34:54 PM
Lucky fucker, wow!

That guy was pretty nice about it too, good to know that people don't kick another dudes ass for fucking there girlfriend.

He needs to kick hes Gilfriend ex - Gilrfriends ass, not the guy..
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« Reply #128 on: September 08, 2006, 07:57:32 AM »
Quote from: kujo on September 07, 2006, 05:56:21 PM
The results from the edzachary disease test haven't come back yet nervous

Yes they have, didn't he said everything?  Wink  hihi
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« Reply #129 on: September 08, 2006, 08:13:51 AM »
Quote from: Sin Cut on September 08, 2006, 02:27:03 AM
Quote from: SkynyrdGirl on September 07, 2006, 05:52:13 PM
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Yeah, I wasn't pregnant, phew.

Aww what a shame! I can imagine you as a mommy... hihi
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« Reply #130 on: September 08, 2006, 09:33:23 AM »
Vagina.


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« Reply #131 on: September 08, 2006, 11:00:35 AM »
Good one. hihi
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« Reply #132 on: September 08, 2006, 11:11:58 AM »
Quote from: Danny Top Hat on September 08, 2006, 11:00:35 AM
Good one. hihi

 hihi  Best so far

Is my idea or you and Skynyrd are refreshing the story time thread? both of you have spent like 12 min there  Shocked
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« Reply #133 on: September 08, 2006, 03:17:21 PM »
"No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! From now on, we fight for every man out there who isn't getting laid when he should be! This is our day! This is our time! And, by God, we're not gonna let history condemn us to celibacy! We will make a stand! We will succeed! We will get laid! "
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« Reply #134 on: September 08, 2006, 03:36:54 PM »
Ahhh, yes. Greek Pie. A classic.
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« Reply #135 on: September 08, 2006, 03:44:22 PM »
Oh yes... Classic movie.

Jessica: If a guy tells you how many girls he's hooked up with, it's not even close to that. You take that number and divide it by three, then you get the real total. OK, so if Kevin is saying it's been three girls it's more like one or none.
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« Reply #136 on: September 08, 2006, 09:49:52 PM »
^ Too bad they don't give oscars to the REAL movies...  Wink
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« Reply #137 on: September 09, 2006, 12:58:39 AM »
I'm kind of ashamed.

Two days ago, I had sex with my ex-best friend's mom...his parents are gettinga  divorce, and she hasn't lived with my ex-best friend and his dad for a year now.  It was incredible!  I love older women!

But here's the hard part...my ex-best friend and I have started talking and we hung out together....

What should I do?  Huh
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« Reply #138 on: September 09, 2006, 02:34:32 AM »
Had girl come up to my place last week. She was kind of overweight so i asked her to wear a skirt and heels to make it more interesting Anyways were kissing for awhile and shes using her hand on me and then she pulls her stockings down and lays on top of me, and i just mostly wanted a hand job and not sex but i let her lay on top of me for awhile. I finally told her to just start rubbing me again and she used her hand but i didnt get off. Just wasnt attracted to her enough i guess. But anyways we'll probably talk again, im curious what i should do besides wear a condom? Should i ask her to dress sexier next time? Because she used her hand and i didnt get off like i have with other girls.
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« Reply #139 on: September 09, 2006, 06:34:50 AM »
just ask her to give you a bj, close your eyes and imagine it is brittany murphy
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