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Kujo
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Quote from: Sin Cut on September 06, 2006, 09:06:09 PM
I'm single again.
Probably because all those incidents you listed weren't with your girlfriend at the time
Quote from: Mr. Dick Purple on September 07, 2006, 12:06:52 PM
I had a BJ while chating with you on MSN, beat that
You must be very flexible.
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Quote from: kujo on September 07, 2006, 12:10:03 PM
You must be very flexible.
nop it was a labtop
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Ive done it in an empty office at work.
In the bathroom at work and been walked in on by a co-worker.
In an empty night club with the owner.
I fooled around once with a guy in middle school computer class and instead of stopping us the teacher sat down beside us.
In an empty field behind the school.
At a concert in the empty nose bleed section I rode a guy in a seat while type o negative played Christian Woman. This one was realy cool because I was naked and I could look down and see the hundreds of people and the huge cloud of pot smoke. This was at Ozz fest.
Theres plenty more but that is all I care to share right now
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when i saw your signature after reading the post, i expected something else
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ILoveGnR is cool.
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Quote from: Melrose Chick on September 06, 2006, 04:38:18 PM
Actually I beg to differ.... considering I conducted an indepth experiment on this theory and yes....... it really does taste sweet.... remember 1/2 and hour before..... yummy!
So you've ................ you know..............done it?
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^... wiv a laydee?
Man: Yes. Why?
Eric Idle: Wot's it like?
Gotta love Monty Python!
And yea, ILoveGnR... you are cool! Hehe I woulda done those things though... but my XBF ain't really into public sex... unlike me. I'll do it anywhere... inside, outside, kitchen table, dressing table, my brother's bed when he ain't there, my mom's bed when she ain't there, the stairs, shower, car...
Actually there was this one time when my BF was driving along and I was suckin' his dick as he drove... and then when we got to the toll booth I had to stop and he had to yank up his pants... then after the toll booth he yanked em down again and I resumed...
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Quote from: SkynyrdGirl on September 07, 2006, 01:50:18 PM
And yea, ILoveGnR... you are cool! Hehe I woulda done those things though... but my XBF ain't really into public sex... unlike me. I'll do it anywhere... inside, outside, kitchen table, dressing table, my brother's bed when he ain't there, my mom's bed when she ain't there, the stairs, shower, car...
Your mom's bed?!...
heh...
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Quote from: Chelle on September 07, 2006, 02:09:51 PM
Your mom's bed?!...
heh...
The worst thing is when it's the door locked and your mother is wanting to get in, so you have to hide the girl,
Now that's hilarious
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Quote from: Mr. Dick Purple on September 07, 2006, 02:12:43 PM
The worst thing is when it's the door locked and your mother is wanting to get in, so you have to hide the girl,?
Now that's hilarious?
I remember... hiding under your mom's bed.
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Quote from: Chelle on September 07, 2006, 02:09:51 PM
Your mom's bed?!...? ?
heh...
The worst part was she had to be quite so mom wouldn't wake up.
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hopefully he didnt miss the right hole in the darkness
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Quote from: Chelle on September 07, 2006, 02:14:46 PM
I remember... hiding under your mom's bed.
it was a great night isn't it?
right?
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Quote from: Mr. Dick Purple on September 07, 2006, 02:19:26 PM
? ?it was a great night isn't it??
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right?
Until your mom came in... yes.
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I am going out tonight - hopefully Ive have some sex story to post here tommorrow....
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Quote from: SkynyrdGirl on September 07, 2006, 01:50:18 PM
And yea, ILoveGnR... you are cool! Hehe I woulda done those things though... but my XBF ain't really into public sex... unlike me. I'll do it anywhere... inside, outside, kitchen table, dressing table, my brother's bed when he ain't there, my mom's bed when she ain't there, the stairs, shower, car...
Your mom's bed?!...
heh...
Yea... three times I think.
Don't see what the fuss is... its just a bed!
And a bloody nice bed it is too!!
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wow why cant there be sexually enlightened canadian girls here like honestly?
two hot uk girls that i would definately want in my room but no they are uk argh!
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Oh yeah, I forgot a good one.
I was sitting at the beach about a month or two back and having some beer and started talking to this chick I've seen around a few times, so she didn't have anything special for the night so I took her to this underground party, it was like on the top floor of a building with a night club and a pub and my friend had arranged some dj stuff and a smoke machines and some lights and fancy shit.
So anyway she asked me two show her to the ladies room and I could take the hint, so I got a bj there and when we came out there's were some of my friends cheering.
So the night went as planned we hit some night club and I followed her to her place and the next morning after we had another session I was getting ready to hit shower with her and I heard a key put in the lock. So her bf, ex-bf like she told me, who actually wasn't ex, came in. So I'm looking at him, he's looking shocked back at me and I tell him "Well good morning there!" and he replies looking confused or some shit. So I say; Hey, it looks like I'm done here, so I'll leave you two to talk. Then I tell the chick I'll see her around.
So I was walking down the street, hung over, to my parrents house to see my sister, who off course wasn't home and there I notice I still have the girl's key, so I walk back to her place, ring the bell, she and her bf (who looks like and owl btw) come to the door, I hand her the key and tell her she I don't think I'd be needing it anymore.
Later it turned out the owl-guy worked at the same place as one of my friend does and he was telling this story how shocked he was to find her gf with another man and my friend had to really strugle not to laugh and after the work was over he called me and asked "It was you, wasnt it?" lol.
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Lucky fucker, wow!
That guy was pretty nice about it too, good to know that people don't kick another dudes ass for fucking there girlfriend.
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