Sex Stories

[2112]

One time i became intimate with my hand.

Best 30 seconds of my life.

was it a one night hand?

We have met occasionaly since, but now this left hand has began to make moves on me, what shall I do?

Give in babe......... give in

A part of me says i shall stay faithful to right, but an adventerous part of me wants to be exotic and met with the left...
I am so confused.

[Chelle]

His back was bothering him that day and he couldn't bend over far enough

... so lie down ?

[Melrose Chick]

yea you like that, do you? *spankstheass*

No spankings, bitch. ?I have a goddamn bruise... ?heh

Hey, nothing wrong with a good spankin, bruise or no bruise.......

I love spankings! ?But I'm not into the whole beat your ass till you're crying and begging and can't walk. ?And I don't really mind a bruise, if it actually heals. ?I've had this same bruise for almost a weak, and it's hardly even faded..

Well tell him to lighten up with the whip next time babe.... man those things sting ?Also, leave your ass looking like spagetti junction, fucking lines going everywhere!

[J?]

i really need to get laid the 1st week of school. hopefully by some girl in my class. like wow working all summer and having sex once on a picnic table and faking it really sucks!

[the dirt]

?And I don't really mind a bruise, if it actually heals. ?I've had this same bruise for almost a weak, and it's hardly even faded..

Looks like it's permanent.

[2112]

i really need to get laid the 1st week of school. hopefully by some girl in my class. like wow working all summer and having sex once on a picnic table and faking it really sucks!

then make her suck.

[Chelle]

?And I don't really mind a bruise, if it actually heals. ?I've had this same bruise for almost a weak, and it's hardly even faded..

Looks like it's permanent.

The little shit thinks it's cute...  Not too fond of his black eye though   

[Kujo]

His back was bothering him that day and he couldn't bend over far enough

... so lie down ?

See how this works is, ..................... Nevermind. Still to much strain on the back, or so I've been told.

[Chelle]

Well tell him to lighten up with the whip next time babe.... man those things sting ?Also, leave your ass looking like spagetti junction, fucking lines going everywhere!

Personally, I prefer hands or belts. ?Some sadistic shit out there though... spaghetti junction ?

[Danny Top Hat]

I had sex in a bathroom while on magic mushrooms once.? That was the best - the best! 

[Melrose Chick]

I had sex in a bathroom while on magic mushrooms once.? That was the best - the best!?

Hmmmm.... Ill try that, thanks

[Elrothiel]

When my XBF and I used to meet up at the cinema before I went to his... we used to fool around plenty in the car in the parking lot (thank you tinted windows!!) ... there wasn't enough room in his car for a proper fuck though... so before the movie started we sometimes used to go to the disabled restroom if we couldn't wait til we got back to his...

And if the movie was shitty and there weren't too many people there, I'd suck him off...

Goddammit breakups fucking suck ass!!! No more fuckin' in the disabled restrooms... no more blowjobs in the cinema... no more foolin' around in his car... Grrrr...

[Gaymo, the Hobbit]

hopefully your current bf won't read this

[Elrothiel]

I don't have a current BF...

[Gaymo, the Hobbit]

then what are we two pretties waiting for?

[J?]

If I was in the Uk both of those ladies would be my girlfriends right now and my penis would be definately sore but happy.

[Elrothiel]

Both of us eh? Bit greedy aren't ya!

[Sin Cut]

i had sex on a picnic table, with some girl.

she rode me crappy like wow, i fucked her doggy blah blah i just wasnt into it, sure it helped her but yeah i faked it.

i heard the pineapple crap is a myth and it doesnt make your cum sweet for a girl.

I had sex on the hood of my car in the middle of a football field.
And I've had a bj in a crowded bus filled with seniors (not by a senior tho  )

 I've had bj's and sex in a nightclub, once from a fuckbuddy of a guy I know, she wanted us to have a secret. I think we're going to have a few more.

I've had two-some in a storeroom when my boss walked in.

And I've had two-some and 'cos of the chicks comments the other guy left the room.

I've nailed a chick with silicon boobs and I've also helped some women in need since their man won't give em' some. And Mr. DP I've never done an monstergirl either.

I've been videoed a few times. Once by three people when I got a bj at this party, it's good one used my camera.

I've told my secretary I got a meeting and gone doing some sex instead.

Nothing beats going back to work to that. (was it a good meeting? You could sure say so)
But hey.


I'm single again.

[Gaymo, the Hobbit]

show off

[Mr. Dick Purple]

Nothing beats going back to work to that. (was it a good meeting? You could sure say so)
But hey.

I had a BJ while chating with you on MSN, beat that   

Kidding, the best thing was when I was 22 my ex told me she was a virgin but oh surprise the first thing she did was a BJ 
I told her "ok i believe you (sarcasticaly)"