Sex Stories

[Layne Staley's Sunglasses]

Monkey, have you found a rocker girl in Oz yet?

[Gaymo, the Hobbit]

We were talking about the sex we've had at the clubs and all that shit and then she asked if I would help her to train to give a better blowjob so I really had to think on that one.



 

fuck. where the fuck do you meet these kind of chicks? i always thought they only exist in mediocre porn...

[monkeychow]

See everyone! THIS is the kind of catastrophe that I was talking about! Monkeychow, I don't mean to slag off your ex girlfriends, but girls like that are stupid, pathetic, crybabies who deserve to be put on a rack upside down, and while they're getting their limbs pulled out of their sockets, whipped HARD with a cat-o-nine tails with hooks on the end of each whip! At least until they agree to suck it, and suck it good!!!
Actually, I think that all girls should be brought up to think that cocksucking is the best thing in the world!
Monkeychow, you're not at all a loser (how can you be!? You love Gn'R!), your ex girlfriends are the losers!!

Thanks  Yeah to be honest the first girl i figured she had some kind of problem or hangup, but then when it happened again i started to feel like it must be something wrong with me, but i think i'm just really unlucky.

Monkey, have you found a rocker girl in Oz yet?

Sadly No 

I'm starting to think I just must be fugly or something!!

Sorry for sounding so desperate but i've been single so long now it hurts. 

[Danny Top Hat]

I'm so fucking pissed. I always make a dick of myself wen im pissed so herwe goes - I WANNA GET LAID SO BAD!  Serious giuys, i'm so fucking horny I could burst.  I think sperm could explode out of my dick at any moment.  I'm kinda on the verge of having a fuckbuddy these days but we havent done it for a while and I dunno if she really just wants to screw around and nothing else.

Has anyone else had a fuckbuddy before?  Did it work?

I've always said to her that girlfriends are too much hassle and they fuck with my head and it's better off without one.  She's always like "yeah, boyfriends suck too" but whenever imvite her round she's always got some job interview the next day or whatever.  One day I will bone her again, but i dunno if it'll be this week.  I can't be arsed tp search for a new girlfriend cause ill jusr fall in love with her again and have my heart broken all over again.

Girls are awesome.  They're the best thing ever.  Guys who just hate girls are retarded.

[Chelle]

I can't be arsed tp search for a new girlfriend cause ill jusr fall in love with her again and have my heart broken all over again.

I know how you feel, sweetpea   

[monkeychow]

I'm so fucking pissed. I always make a dick of myself wen im pissed so herwe goes - I WANNA GET LAID SO BAD!  Serious giuys, i'm so fucking horny I could burst.  I think sperm could explode out of my dick at any moment.  I'm kinda on the verge of having a fuckbuddy these days but we havent done it for a while and I dunno if she really just wants to screw around and nothing else.

Has anyone else had a fuckbuddy before?  Did it work?

I've always said to her that girlfriends are too much hassle and they fuck with my head and it's better off without one.  She's always like "yeah, boyfriends suck too" but whenever imvite her round she's always got some job interview the next day or whatever.  One day I will bone her again, but i dunno if it'll be this week.  I can't be arsed tp search for a new girlfriend cause ill jusr fall in love with her again and have my heart broken all over again.

Girls are awesome.  They're the best thing ever.  Guys who just hate girls are retarded.

Yeah i can't understand why guys would hate girls. I mean they're too cool...lol. Well...fuckbuddies...i've never had one but most of my friends do with various success. Just make sure you both have your feelings sorted first or it could get complex. But on the plus side...you'll be getting more sex than me

[KIKO2K6]

Fuckbuddies is the best thing,it is only the good part,you fuck here and there no relationchip charges no problema.

[Christos AG]

Has anyone else had a fuckbuddy before?  Did it work?

I thought Misfit was your fuckbuddy...   

[Danny Top Hat]

No, he's my gimp.  We are not friends, in fact we get off on how much we hate each other.

[anythinggoes]

I'm so fucking pissed. I always make a dick of myself wen im pissed so herwe goes - I WANNA GET LAID SO BAD!? Serious giuys, i'm so fucking horny I could burst.? I think sperm could explode out of my dick at any moment.? I'm kinda on the verge of having a fuckbuddy these days but we havent done it for a while and I dunno if she really just wants to screw around and nothing else.

Has anyone else had a fuckbuddy before?? Did it work?

I've always said to her that girlfriends are too much hassle and they fuck with my head and it's better off without one.? She's always like "yeah, boyfriends suck too" but whenever imvite her round she's always got some job interview the next day or whatever.? One day I will bone her again, but i dunno if it'll be this week.? I can't be arsed tp search for a new girlfriend cause ill jusr fall in love with her again and have my heart broken all over again.

Girls are awesome.? They're the best thing ever.? Guys who just hate girls are retarded.

Hey if you find that Fuckbuddy maybe you could hire her out im sure theys some people here that would want a borrow 

[Danny Top Hat]

Y'all can find your own.

[Mr. Dick Purple]

Has anyone else had a fuckbuddy before?  Did it work?

Yes, and yes it worked until she leave and went to North Carolina 

[Elrothiel]

See everyone! THIS is the kind of catastrophe that I was talking about! Monkeychow, I don't mean to slag off your ex girlfriends, but girls like that are stupid, pathetic, crybabies who deserve to be put on a rack upside down, and while they're getting their limbs pulled out of their sockets, whipped HARD with a cat-o-nine tails with hooks on the end of each whip! At least until they agree to suck it, and suck it good!!!
Actually, I think that all girls should be brought up to think that cocksucking is the best thing in the world!
Monkeychow, you're not at all a loser (how can you be!? You love Gn'R!), your ex girlfriends are the losers!!

Thanks  Yeah to be honest the first girl i figured she had some kind of problem or hangup, but then when it happened again i started to feel like it must be something wrong with me, but i think i'm just really unlucky.

Monkey, have you found a rocker girl in Oz yet?

Sadly No 

I'm starting to think I just must be fugly or something!!

Sorry for sounding so desperate but i've been single so long now it hurts. 

Hun, it ain't you, you've just had insanely bad luck!
I've absolutely no idea what you look like though... post a couple of decent quality pics of yerself up here and show us all what ya look like so we can all stare at you with our  big scary judging eyes...

[Evolution]

Don't do it monkeychow! SG is stern with her comments   

[Elrothiel]

Hey I'm stern but I'm not gunna tell someone who's ugly as sin that they're up there with the likes of Axl in the looks department! That would be cruel!

Ya gotta be cruel to be kind mate!

Besides, I hadn't checked the Board Gallery thread... MonkeyChow... you ain't ugly. I certainly can't see why a girl wouldn't suck you off!! I mean seriously, there are uglier guys out there who get their dicks sucked.

I'm stickin' to what I said before. You've just had reeeeeeeeeally bad luck.

[Danny Top Hat]

Luck has nothing to do with it.

[Elrothiel]

I'm thinking also... perhaps MonkeyChow... you should be more forceful!!! Grab her hair and hold her head in front of your cock until she agrees to suck it, and then if she doesn't, then fuck her ass. If a girl don't like suckin' cock, chances are she ain't gunna like assfucking, so if you say that, then she'll probably suck it.

Tell her she's got a choice. Either suck it, and suck it good, or she gets her ass pounded.

BE MORE FORCEFUL!!

[Mr. Dick Purple]

Woooa SG you like to be dominated? 

[Elrothiel]

Totally!

[EFISH]

Errr ... thats rape?