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« on: September 21, 2006, 10:20:24 PM » |
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I got a lovely bill today telling me that I owe the IRS $1400. And all along I thought I was getting a refund and I owe instead  Do you think when I pay this if I tell them I am a GNR fan, they'll give me a discount   |
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HamsterDemocracy
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« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2006, 10:26:52 PM » |
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I think you should send them a copy of the song.
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« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2006, 10:28:09 PM » |
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except instead of "gonna call the IRS" put "a big fuck you to the IRS"
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« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2006, 10:31:09 PM » |
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^ you keep confusing me when you change your username all the time!  I'm not gonna make another What-happened-to-HamsterDemocracy Thread. @ dolphin: I would have thought that downloading the song was not for free after all! And I don't think it's even worth $1400! |
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« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2006, 10:33:26 PM » |
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lol out of all the people who downloaded IRS, Axl got my ip address and turned me in. i guess i am the official downloading motherfucker now  |
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« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2006, 10:34:33 PM » |
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Make it a federal case, and wave it right down in their face  |
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« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2006, 10:36:24 PM » |
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Dude, you should just do what I do with my tax returns. For every $1,000 I report to the I.R.S., I just remove two zeros off the end. I started doing this a few years ago and you'd be surprised by how much money I'm saving! Almost enough to go on a cruise to the Bahamas now. I have a special account at the bank that I put all my "I.R.S. Savings" money into. I used to have to pay like $1400 - $1800 a year, now I pay half that! They were suspicious at first but I just told them I lost my job and signed up for welfare and it worked like a charm. BTW signing up for welfare is awesome, they give you tons of free shit, all you have to do is forge a few signatures on forms to prove you don't have a job. Haha I remember signing a form "Yu S. Tink" and no one even noticed! |
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« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2006, 10:37:06 PM » |
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^ you keep confusing me when you change your username all the time! I'm not gonna make another What-happened-to-HamsterDemocracy Thread. @ dolphin: I would have thought that downloading the song was not for free after all! And I don't think it's even worth $1400! Tomorrow I'm changing it to UkranianBureaucracy I think. |
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« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2006, 10:38:34 PM » |
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^ you keep confusing me when you change your username all the time! I'm not gonna make another What-happened-to-HamsterDemocracy Thread. @ dolphin: I would have thought that downloading the song was not for free after all! And I don't think it's even worth $1400! Tomorrow I'm changing it to UkranianBureaucracy I think. At least you are predictable. |
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« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2006, 10:40:08 PM » |
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Okay, here is the plan.............. I am going to see 4 GNR shows soon...the first one being Sacramento. I'll bootleg IRS and then I'll burn it to a CD and then mail it with my tax bill and say, "this is your payment"...now call the FBI |
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« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2006, 10:40:28 PM » |
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^ you keep confusing me when you change your username all the time! I'm not gonna make another What-happened-to-HamsterDemocracy Thread. @ dolphin: I would have thought that downloading the song was not for free after all! And I don't think it's even worth $1400! Tomorrow I'm changing it to UkranianBureaucracy I think. At least you are predictable. Fine then, maybe I'll just change it to WailingAboutWeilandWayBackWhen. |
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« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2006, 10:48:29 PM » |
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^ you keep confusing me when you change your username all the time!? ? I'm not gonna make another What-happened-to-HamsterDemocracy Thread. Was that him? And I just replied decently and nicely to a thread of his in The Jungle. Damn it.  |
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« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2006, 10:51:01 PM » |
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^ you keep confusing me when you change your username all the time! I'm not gonna make another What-happened-to-HamsterDemocracy Thread. Was that him? And I just replied decently and nicely to a thread of his in The Jungle. Damn it. You have a thing about being indecent towards me? Well that's not very nice.  |
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« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2006, 10:55:49 PM » |
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^ you keep confusing me when you change your username all the time!? ? I'm not gonna make another What-happened-to-HamsterDemocracy Thread. Was that him?? And I just replied decently and nicely to a thread of his in The Jungle. Damn it.? You have a thing about being indecent towards me? Well that's not very nice.? Who? Me? Okay, yeah. I love being indecent towards you. Did you not know?  It's a shame I'm not a man though, isn't it? |
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« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2006, 10:57:02 PM » |
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^ you keep confusing me when you change your username all the time! I'm not gonna make another What-happened-to-HamsterDemocracy Thread. Was that him? And I just replied decently and nicely to a thread of his in The Jungle. Damn it. You have a thing about being indecent towards me? Well that's not very nice. Who? Me? Okay, yeah. I love being indecent towards you. Did you not know? It's a shame I'm not a man though, isn't it? You complained that you had been decent towards me in the Ray-Ban thread. So I assumed you like being indecent towards me. I didn't mean it in a sexual way. Anywho, let's be friends?  |
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« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2006, 10:59:45 PM » |
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^ you keep confusing me when you change your username all the time!? ? I'm not gonna make another What-happened-to-HamsterDemocracy Thread. Was that him?? And I just replied decently and nicely to a thread of his in The Jungle. Damn it.? You have a thing about being indecent towards me? Well that's not very nice.? Who? Me? Okay, yeah. I love being indecent towards you. Did you not know?? It's a shame I'm not a man though, isn't it? You complained that you had been decent towards me in the Ray-Ban thread. So I assumed you like being indecent towards me. I didn't mean it in a sexual way. Anywho, let's be friends?? But I did.?  No, let's not be friends.?  And let's also end this discussion here. |
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« Reply #16 on: September 21, 2006, 11:00:52 PM » |
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^ you keep confusing me when you change your username all the time! I'm not gonna make another What-happened-to-HamsterDemocracy Thread. Was that him? And I just replied decently and nicely to a thread of his in The Jungle. Damn it. You have a thing about being indecent towards me? Well that's not very nice. Who? Me? Okay, yeah. I love being indecent towards you. Did you not know? It's a shame I'm not a man though, isn't it? You complained that you had been decent towards me in the Ray-Ban thread. So I assumed you like being indecent towards me. I didn't mean it in a sexual way. Anywho, let's be friends? But I did. No, let's not be friends. And let's also end this discussion here.  |
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« Reply #17 on: September 21, 2006, 11:16:33 PM » |
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so very very cute.
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« Reply #18 on: September 21, 2006, 11:18:29 PM » |
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Look mandy he even wrote a poem about u, haha he likes u! ont woorry i wont give him ur myspace  |
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« Reply #19 on: September 21, 2006, 11:22:30 PM » |
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Look mandy he even wrote a poem about u, haha he likes u! ont woorry i wont give him ur myspace Give her mine!! |
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