What happened to RussianRoullete?

[jameslofton29]

How on earth did you just find out you were gay, and why would it cause an account deletion?

He's not gay.............he just deleted his account and came back with a gayer name.

What's gay about this username?

Didn't Richard Gere stick a hamster up his ass? We may have outed our first celebrity at HTGTH...

What? When was that? 

I think it was in the late 70's/early 80's. He denies it of course. I dont remember where this story originated. But he gets asked about it ocassionally. Just like how Rod Stewart denies having his stomach pumped from drinking too much cum.

[SLCPUNK]

What's gay about this username?

I guess it was just a mere coincidence that you went from telling everybody that you were gay to using "hamster" as the first half of your new user ID. Yea right.............

What? When was that? 

It's an OLD rumor that predates the internet. If you grew up in the 80's you'd surely have heard it.

Just like how Rod Stewart denies having his stomach pumped from drinking too much cum.

I remember that one from 8th grade.............

[HamsterDemocracy]

What's gay about this username?

I guess it was just a mere coincidence that you went from telling everybody that you were gay to using "hamster" as the first half of your new user ID. Yea right.............

What? When was that? 

It's an OLD rumor that predates the internet. If you grew up in the 80's you'd surely have heard it.

Just like how Rod Stewart denies having his stomach pumped from drinking too much cum.

I remember that one from 8th grade.............

I honestly don't know what hamster means. Is it a gay reference? I didn't choose it on purpose. I tried to think of the dumbest username ever. I was going to go for Hungry Hungarian or Ukranian Democracy but it didn't sound quite as stupid.

[HamsterDemocracy]

How on earth did you just find out you were gay, and why would it cause an account deletion?

He's not gay.............he just deleted his account and came back with a gayer name.

What's gay about this username?

Didn't Richard Gere stick a hamster up his ass? We may have outed our first celebrity at HTGTH...

What? When was that? 

http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp

^ It's listed under homo sex on Snopes. WTF?!

[SLCPUNK]

Either way, I was just being sarcastic.

[HamsterDemocracy]

Either way, I was just being sarcastic.

I googled it. Turns out there's an urban myth that gays like to stick gerbils up their butts or something. Anyway, not hamsters, so I'm off the hook on that one. 

[jameslofton29]

Either way, I was just being sarcastic.

I googled it. Turns out there's an urban myth that gays like to stick gerbils up their butts or something. Anyway, not hamsters, so I'm off the hook on that one. 

Once it got too loose for the gerbil, a hamster upgrade was probably needed...

[jazjme]

oh shit I definitly had a good laugh reading this!.lol

[pasnow]

Here in Philadelphia we had a Newscaster get run out of town because of that rumor. I think each city had their own newsperson, it was around 86-87. The rumor spread like wildfire that he was taken to the hospital for putting a gerbil up his arse.. I remember my Mom & Aunts talking about it. Within a year the guy was off the air. Funny thing is he reappeared a few year later on a show Hard Copy or Entertainment Tonight. I think he's still around somewhere, his name is Jerry Penacolli.

[babydolls]

that richard gere rumour has been doing the rounds for YEARS!  anyone else see the South Park episode starring Lemmywinks the hamster - guess where he goes..... 

[EFISH]

^yes that is exactally what i was thinking while reading these posts!