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« Reply #160 on: March 09, 2006, 11:52:50 AM »
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The only son of a bitch with enough piss, vinegar and kill-?em-all attitude to shove an M-80 up rock?s collective ass right now is Axl Rose. [LA Weekly]
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« Reply #161 on: March 09, 2006, 12:11:31 PM »
Who's there?
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« Reply #162 on: March 09, 2006, 12:19:11 PM »
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The only son of a bitch with enough piss, vinegar and kill-?em-all attitude to shove an M-80 up rock?s collective ass right now is Axl Rose. [LA Weekly]
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« Reply #163 on: March 09, 2006, 12:54:06 PM »
Dishes who?
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« Reply #164 on: March 09, 2006, 12:57:43 PM »
Dishes the police, open up!
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« Reply #165 on: March 10, 2006, 05:56:29 AM »
And I was told my joke was bad!!  confused
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« Reply #166 on: March 10, 2006, 01:16:21 PM »
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company
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« Reply #167 on: March 10, 2006, 01:21:55 PM »
Quote from: Megaguns on March 03, 2006, 05:51:14 AM
Quote from: MR W,AXL ROSE on March 01, 2006, 09:51:29 PM
i met a girl the other day.she had a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh.it was cool coz if you put your ear on it,you couldnt hear the seaside but you could smell it? beer
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« Reply #168 on: March 10, 2006, 01:24:24 PM »
What'S the difference between a stork?

Both legs are equally long, especially the right one..
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« Reply #169 on: March 10, 2006, 06:04:03 PM »
I can't believe this thread has been going on for a year now!

Well, here's a joke to keep it alive
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Funny Business   

A man is opening a restaurant and he asks one of his workers to come up with a name for it.
The man tells Al, one of his workers, that he will name the resaurant after the first thing Al sees when he goes out the door.

Al walks outside and the first thing he saw was a girl named Lucy and he saw her legs. He told the man, and so the restaurant was named Lucy's Legs. The man was so impressed that he said the next day Al could get a free drink.

The next day Al comes a bit early and a policeman walks by and notices Al waiting there. The policeman asks, "What are you doing?"

Al says, "I'm waiting for Lucy's legs to open so I can get a drink."
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« Reply #170 on: March 11, 2006, 03:51:52 PM »
Quote from: Markus Asraelius on March 10, 2006, 06:04:03 PM
I can't believe this thread has been going on for a year now!

Well, here's a joke to keep it alive
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Funny Business   

A man is opening a restaurant and he asks one of his workers to come up with a name for it.
The man tells Al, one of his workers, that he will name the resaurant after the first thing Al sees when he goes out the door.

Al walks outside and the first thing he saw was a girl named Lucy and he saw her legs. He told the man, and so the restaurant was named Lucy's Legs. The man was so impressed that he said the next day Al could get a free drink.

The next day Al comes a bit early and a policeman walks by and notices Al waiting there. The policeman asks, "What are you doing?"

Al says, "I'm waiting for Lucy's legs to open so I can get a drink."

stupidly funny
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« Reply #171 on: March 12, 2006, 12:58:42 AM »
Guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.  Sits down at the bar, the monkey wanders around.  Guy orders a drink.  Bartender starts watching the monkey.   Monkey jumps up on the pool table and picks up a ball.  Eats it.  Bartender says, "Holy shit!  Fucking crazy ass monkey just ate one of my balls!"  Guy says, "Aw man, I'm really sorry, I'll pay you for the damage."  He pays the bartender, gets his monkey, and leaves.  A few days later, comes back in with the monkey.  He sits down at the bar and orders a drink.  The bartender starts watchin' the monkey real close, cause he doesn't want to have anything else destroyed.  Monkey jumps up on the end of the bar, starts taking grapes out of a bowl, puttin em in his asshole, and then eatin em.  Bartender says, "What the hell is that crazy monkey doin now, he's stickin grapes up his butt and then eatin em."  Man says, "Yeah, ever since the other day he won't eat anything without measuring it first."

Oh, yeah, forgot to mention that the name of the bar was Synergy.
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« Reply #172 on: March 13, 2006, 12:44:35 PM »
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nUKo_RXQa_k&search=standup%20comedy
Hes a good standup comedian.
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« Reply #173 on: March 13, 2006, 01:07:41 PM »
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple?

A: A pimple wait's until you're 13 before it comes on your face.
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« Reply #174 on: March 13, 2006, 01:18:15 PM »
Quote from: RichardNixon on March 13, 2006, 01:07:41 PM
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple?

A: A pimple wait's until you're 13 before it comes on your face.

Richard Nixon wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the ass. 


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« Reply #175 on: March 13, 2006, 02:14:15 PM »
Quote from: RichardNixon on March 13, 2006, 01:07:41 PM
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple?

A: A pimple wait's until you're 13 before it comes on your face.

Ruthless!  Grin
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« Reply #176 on: March 13, 2006, 02:21:12 PM »
Quote from: Chelle on March 13, 2006, 01:18:15 PM
Quote from: RichardNixon on March 13, 2006, 01:07:41 PM
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple?

A: A pimple wait's until you're 13 before it comes on your face.

Richard Nixon wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the ass.?


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I thought it was a good one.  rant
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« Reply #177 on: March 13, 2006, 05:46:19 PM »
Quote from: RichardNixon on March 13, 2006, 02:21:12 PM
Quote from: Chelle on March 13, 2006, 01:18:15 PM
Quote from: RichardNixon on March 13, 2006, 01:07:41 PM
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple?

A: A pimple wait's until you're 13 before it comes on your face.

Richard Nixon wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the ass.?


 Grin

I thought it was a good one.? rant

My point   hihi
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« Reply #178 on: March 15, 2006, 08:32:43 PM »
Q: What's big, green, and eats rocks???



A: a big, green rock-eater!

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« Reply #179 on: March 15, 2006, 10:34:35 PM »
Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.

Yo mama's so fat, she can't wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs.

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Michael FitzPatrick and Patrick FitzMichael.

What do nerds use for birth control?
Their personalities.
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