RussianRoulette Poetry/Song thread

[pasnow]

While I give you credit this thread isn't nearly as laughable as some of your other posts (Brad Pitt song, Slash song, The Blues), and the Ice Cream Man does have moments of mediocrity, possibly even being good, I have to question the following line

But that day the ice cream man never showed up
He was too busy boinking the neighbor's daughter.

 ? ? Doesn't sound very poetic now does it??

[Lara]

Forgive my ignorance, but... what's the difference between poetry and writing lyrics? 

[Sin Cut]

simple, you can do lyrics to a rock song.

Poetry is like what you forced your kids do in medieval times for guests for entertainment

[themovieaddict.com]

While I give you credit this thread isn't nearly as laughable as some of your other posts (Brad Pitt song, Slash song, The Blues), and the Ice Cream Man does have moments of mediocrity, possibly even being good, I have to question the following line

But that day the ice cream man never showed up
He was too busy boinking the neighbor's daughter.

     Doesn't sound very poetic now does it??

Go read some Charles Bukowski. 

[themovieaddict.com]

MISSION: IMPROBABLE

They said you had it all
The smile, the looks, the charm
But baby they were wrong
And then they left you on your own

Oh Tommy boy
Whoa whoa, yeah
Looks like they cut the cord
Tommy boy
Whoa, oh
Paramount dumped you
I bet that smarts
Whoa, oh!
Now Mission: Impossible is really impossible
Oh, whoa
'Cause you ain't gonna be in it anymore

I can't believe this happened
I thought we were going to be together forever
I thought you'd one day rescue me
From Philiiiip Seymour Hoffman
But now they've killed you off
The $100 million contract is over
And I think I could just go cry
For hours and hours
Tommy baby I've always loved you
Even when you were in those awful movies
I've always thought that you were mega
Mega, mega hottie

My heart broke in two
When I saw your name in the news
Until I realized you had been replaced
With hunkalicious Brad Pitt

Whoa, oh
Tommy boy move outta the way
Whoa, oh
Brad's comin' baby to save the day!
Whoa, oh oh
Tommy you suck, I was lying before
Whoa, oh
I never loved you
Now get the hell outta my heart

Brad Piiiit
You are awesome
And you are now
Ethan Huuuunt
Whoa, oh
Brad Pitt's gonna be the one to save the day
Whoa, oh
Paramount thought Cruise was just too gay
Whoa, oh
Brad Pitt I said it before
And I'll say it again
Whoa, oh
You're awesome, dude

Angelina Jolie
Is a lucky bitch
I want to take her place
Maybe...some day
It will happen

Until then I'll just watch
The scene in Thelma and Louise when you take off your shirt
And imagine you as Ethan Hunt
In Mission Impossible 4

Oh, whoa
Tommy boy get outta the way
Oh, whoa
MI4 ain't gonna be yours today
Whoa, oh
Brad Pitt took over he's gonna kick some ass
Whoa, oh
And when he's done I'm gonna grab his and squeeze it

[guitar solo]

Ethan
Listen to me Ethan
You were a cool character
While it lasted
But Tom Cruise
He fucked you over
[oh, whoa]
Oh baby you'll be back some day
Even if it means having to say you're gay
But hey, that's okay
'Cause until then
We've got Mr. Pitt to reel us in

Brad Piiiit
You are awesome
And you are now
Ethan Huuuunt
Whoa, oh
Brad Pitt's gonna be the one to save the day
Whoa, oh
Paramount thought Cruise was just too gay
Whoa, oh
Brad Pitt I said it before
And I'll say it again
Whoa, oh
You're awesome, dude
And I want to make love
To you

[guitar outro]

[Lara]

You impress me every time... 

[HamsterDemocracy]

These bring back memories. 

[HamsterDemocracy]

I can't resist posting some more...people who don't like 'em, don't read 'em!

CRUISING FOR TOM CRUISE

Well it's late at night
I'm driving home
I'm so alone
No one calls me on the phone
I feel I'm growing so damn old
I don't know what's right or wrong

Sometimes I wonder why
My friends always have to say goodbye
I only wanted some kinky sex
They got real offended by that

When I asked them if they'd oblige
To please me orally for a five
They kicked me out of the flat
Bob punched me in the 'nads
Ricky tried to kick my ass
Too bad he fell on that tack

So now I'm driving down this road
And I'm looking for a ho
When I see that lovely face
On the billboard plastered tall

It reminds me of a place
A very special time of my life
When I used to sit and smile
Enjoy life without denial

It was you, oh you
It was you Tom Cruise
And suddenly I see
Everything the way it's meant to be

So I go cruisin' for a Cruise
I'm looking for Mr. Cruise
I'm cruising for Tom Cruise
I want to take you from your crew
I want to buy you a Mountain Dew
I want to take you on a ride
I want to show you how to fly
I want to be there when you're high
I want to be the one that makes you smile

I'm cruising for a Cruise
Katie Holmes, she is so rude
She had a restraining order put on me
She said she caught me trying to catch a peek
But she was just so dumb
She didn't realize I was just looking for Tom

I'm cruising for a Cruise
I want to take you on a ride
I want to be there when you smile
I want to see you one more time
Mr. Cruise
Oh,
Oh
Mr.
Mr.
Mr.
I'm sayin' Mr.
Mr. Cruise

I love youuuu

[HamsterDemocracy]

MANDY

Mandy, Mandy, when will those clouds all disappear?
Mandy, Mandy, where will it lead us from here?
With no loving in our souls and no money in our coats
You can't say we're satisfied
But Mandy, Mandy, you can't say we never tried
Mandy, you're (perhaps) beautiful, but ain't it time we said good-bye?
Mandy, I still love you, remember all those nights we cried?
All the dreams we held so close seemed to all go up in smoke
Let me whisper in your ear:
Mandy, Mandy, where will it lead us from here?

Oh, Mandy don't you weep, all your kisses still taste sweet
I hate that sadness in your eyes
But Mandy, Mandy, ain't it time we said good-bye?
With no loving in our souls and no money in our coats
You can't say we're satisfied
But Mandy, I still love you, baby
Ev'rywhere I look I see your eyes
There ain't a woman that comes close to you
Come on Baby, dry your eyes
But Mandy, Mandy, ain't it good to be alive?
Mandy, Mandy, they can't say we never tried

[Mandy.]

I'll call ya if I ever decide to become a lesbian. 

[EFISH]

 

(this is where i type something so i dont get in trouble for smiley only post) but yeah ^ those sum up what im doing now

russian, u need to get laid. join NAMBLA or something

[HamsterDemocracy]

I'll call ya if I ever decide to become a lesbian. 

 

Here's a photo of me for you to "study" extensively until then:



 

[HamsterDemocracy]

I'll call ya if I ever decide to become a lesbian. 

 

Here's a photo of me for you to "study" extensively until then:



 

Damn I posted the wrong photo, WTF? It was supposed to be a man in a diaper.

[HamsterDemocracy]

(this is where i type something so i dont get in trouble for smiley only post) but yeah ^ those sum up what im doing now

russian, u need to get laid. join NAMBLA or something

Seriously, believe it or not I'm not the freak you guys think I am. If you see my MySpace you'll see I'm only into stalking Brad Pitt, not random people on the Internet.

[EFISH]

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i thugt that was u


whats ur myspace URL?

[Lara]

I'll call ya if I ever decide to become a lesbian. 

 

Here's a photo of me for you to "study" extensively until then:



 

I'll do you! 

EDIT: That is... if you are the guy with funny hair ^ 

[Mandy.]

I'm gonna tell uncle Jarmo to give you negative karma..... ?
....you deserve -10 for being born.

[HamsterDemocracy]

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i thugt that was u


whats ur myspace URL?

I don't want to post it on an open forum.

[HamsterDemocracy]

I'm gonna tell uncle Jarmo to give you negative karma..... 
....you deserve -10 for being born.

For what? I never said the song was about you. A bit assumptive, aren't we? 

[EFISH]

I'm gonna tell uncle Jarmo to give you negative karma..... 
....you deserve -10 for being born.

in all honesty, he shuld be banned cuz he does not contribute at all to the board but makes alot of pointless threads, and gets people mad, and has a bad sense of humor, that he just repeats in every post. but i guess thats up to the mods not us