Coming out of the closet

[themovieaddict.com]

Today I woke up and saw a picture of Brad Pitt on Google News and realized I am a homosexual. I thought I should come out here. I've already told two of my friends, they thought I was joking but I can't live this lie anymore. I've decided to come out to all of you because some of you I consider to be my closest friends in the (Internet) world and you should know the truth.

I mean, I don't know how it happened. Last week I was jerking off looking at pictures of Jessica Alba. Then on Monday it was like, "Bam. Girls suck."

This may sound silly but it's true. I've been losing interest for about the past year, slowly but surely. I won't tell you what happened to me in a public restroom last week, but that also changed me a bit. I just think at this point, "Hey, there's nothing to worry about." I don't care what people say. This is real to me, and I can't deny it. Male bodies just seem more intriguing and sexy to me. I love washboard abs.

Anyway, is anyone else on this forum gay? If so, feel free to come out - this is the official "Coming Out of the Closet" thread!

EDIT: Apparently some people don't think I'm really gay. Well whatever. This can still be a "Coming Out" thread for people who ARE gay and were too afraid to make a post about it before.

[SLCPUNK]

I can't tell if you are serious or not.....................

[themovieaddict.com]

I can't tell if you are serious or not.....................

Yes, I am. I don't find jokes about sexual orientation to be very funny to begin with. This is something that I was very worried about "coming out" about so I hope everyone can accept me this way and not poke fun at me in the future. I just had to clear the air about this. I think my lyrics about Brad Pitt last week had people wondering.

[anythinggoes]

Today I woke up and saw a picture of Brad Pitt on Google News and realized I am a homosexual. I thought I should come out here. I've already told two of my friends, they thought I was joking but I can't live this lie anymore. I've decided to come out to all of you because some of you I consider to be my closest friends in the (Internet) world and you should know the truth.

I mean, I don't know how it happened. Last week I was jerking off looking at pictures of Jessica Alba. Then on Monday it was like, "Bam. Girls suck."

This may sound silly but it's true. I've been losing interest for about the past year, slowly but surely. I won't tell you what happened to me in a public restroom last week, but that also changed me a bit. I just think at this point, "Hey, there's nothing to worry about." I don't care what people say. This is real to me, and I can't deny it. Male bodies just seem more intriguing and sexy to me. I love washboard abs.

Anyway, is anyone else on this forum gay? If so, feel free to come out - this is the official "Coming Out of the Closet" thread!

well congrats to you i myself am not but i respect your honesty and more women for the straight men eh

[SLCPUNK]

I can't tell if you are serious or not.....................

Yes, I am. I don't find jokes about sexual orientation to be very funny to begin with. This is something that I was very worried about "coming out" about so I hope everyone can accept me this way and not poke fun at me in the future. I just had to clear the air about this. I think my lyrics about Brad Pitt last week had people wondering.

Well you are gonna be who you are gonna be...........

I would be prepared for those on this board who loath homosexuals and anything else that they deem sinful though (so ironic considering it is a GnR board.) Although most people here probably won't care.

Edit: You weren't the guy wearing a wife beater and hanging all over me Sat night were you?  j/k

[Sin Cut]

I can't tell if you are serious or not.....................

Yes, I am. I don't find jokes about sexual orientation to be very funny to begin with. This is something that I was very worried about "coming out" about so I hope everyone can accept me this way and not poke fun at me in the future. I just had to clear the air about this. I think my lyrics about Brad Pitt last week had people wondering.

shit, gongrats dude.

just don't go into detail if you post in the sex thread.

[themovieaddict.com]

I can't tell if you are serious or not.....................

Yes, I am. I don't find jokes about sexual orientation to be very funny to begin with. This is something that I was very worried about "coming out" about so I hope everyone can accept me this way and not poke fun at me in the future. I just had to clear the air about this. I think my lyrics about Brad Pitt last week had people wondering.

Edit: You weren't the guy wearing a wife beater and hanging all over me Sat night were you?  j/k

Damn, I didn't think you had seen me.

[Steel_Angel]

?closet friends?... interesting..

[SLCPUNK]

I can't tell if you are serious or not.....................

Yes, I am. I don't find jokes about sexual orientation to be very funny to begin with. This is something that I was very worried about "coming out" about so I hope everyone can accept me this way and not poke fun at me in the future. I just had to clear the air about this. I think my lyrics about Brad Pitt last week had people wondering.

Edit: You weren't the guy wearing a wife beater and hanging all over me Sat night were you?  j/k

Damn, I didn't think you had seen me.

C'mon...........let's start out own little place.

[themovieaddict.com]

OOH LA LA.

Maybe I should start a Picture Thread for gay males?

[Melrose Chick]

Hey babe.... as long as you're happy and at peace with yourself that is all that matters..... ?

PS  That pic is gross!!!! 

[anythinggoes]

that looks so super imposed

the women would take over that thread if you did

[EFISH]

ive got nothing about gays at all, but cmon did u havta post that pic? i almost barfed

[Mandy.]

I won't tell you what happened to me in a public restroom last week, but that also changed me a bit.

Don't worry, we already have a slight idea...
...kidding.

Anyway, is anyone else on this forum gay? If so, feel free to come out - this is the official "Coming Out of the Closet" thread!

I myself am straight, but I'm sure there are quite a few people like you in here. Some of 'em don't have the guts to admit it though. So, congrats.

[SLCPUNK]

Maybe I should start a Picture Thread for gay males?

Here is a hot gay stud for you................

[themovieaddict.com]

I won't tell you what happened to me in a public restroom last week, but that also changed me a bit.

Don't worry, we already have a slight idea...
...kidding.

Anyway, is anyone else on this forum gay? If so, feel free to come out - this is the official "Coming Out of the Closet" thread!

I myself am straight, but I'm sure there are quite a few people like you in here. Some of 'em don't have the guts to admit it though. So, congrats.

Well you're a girl so you don't count.

[themovieaddict.com]

Maybe I should start a Picture Thread for gay males?

Here is a hot gay stud for you................

Whooo, it's getting HOT in here girls! It's raining men everywhere.

[SLCPUNK]

Oh my Goosenecks!!!

[Mandy.]

That Brad Pitt pic is sooo photoshoped. We know you're happy for finding out what you really want, but slow down, dude, just slow down. ?


PS.: This is getting worse than the Axl at the VMA's thread... Everytime I hit the "post" button new replies have already been posted. ?

[EFISH]