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« on: September 18, 2006, 01:33:24 PM »
bump off 3 people without fear of recrimination, who would you top?

Here's my three to get the ball rolling, in no real order , because the firing squads won't be denied.

Michael Jackson .... Every girl I went out with in the 80's had his LP's and thought he was the nuts, so I had to endure listening to that crap just to get my end away.  The man then started to believe his own hype and thought he was God. Jarvis Cocker will forever be a hero in my books for what he done at that awards ceremony.

Ben Elton..... single handedly killed a stream of comedy that was uniquely British and led to the demise of working class club cabaret circuit. The most unfunny (well almost, after David Baddiel) tw&t to walk the planet. Little bit of politics? Nah , piss off Elton.

Vanessa Feltz... ooh yeah, I love being fat me, hang on, where's me husband gone, oh, I better lose some weight.
Don't get me wrong, I don't detest this woman because she looked like Jabba the Hut in drag, I hate her for everything she ever does or says. How the hell did she ever get on T.V. She is the most narrow minded, hypocritical, retentive, boring , narcisstic person ever. I'm just thankful she's more on the radio now.

It's only a bit of fun, I don't want MI6 coming round my house.
To make up for it I'll start a '3 people you'd like to get stuck in a lift with'  in a couple of days
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« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2006, 02:35:26 PM »
Madonna for neutering Guy Ritchie. The man hasn't done shit since he married her. How the hell do you make "Lock, Stock, & Two Smoking Barrels" and "Snatch" then make the crap he's done since getting married. Thanks Yoko rant
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« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2006, 04:02:30 PM »
The guy who invented chavs...
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« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2006, 04:03:50 PM »
can it be more than 3 i have a fucking big book full Angry
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« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2006, 04:15:54 PM »
Oooh Ohh!! BON JOVI!! Can I kill him please? And also Piss Brosnan? I hate him so much! He's so far up his own ass he can see daylight! Gawd let me kill him PLEEEEASE!
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« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2006, 04:19:22 PM »
First on my list would be Tony Blair for being such a fucking knobhead
Sefcond wou;ld be his fucking wife cause I hate her hairstyle
Third would have to be John Denver cause I had to listen to hours of his shit while I was groweing up as a kid.... how did a guy who looks like the milky bar kid ever make a fucking record..... I have to know the anwer to that question before I die!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2006, 04:22:17 PM »
Good news.

#3 was taken care of awhile ago. 2 more to go

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« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2006, 04:33:52 PM »
That means Ive got a freebie....... I pick Graham Baker.... my first boyfriend who broke my heart and broke my red crayon in nursery school..... he said he was gonna marry me.... fucking liar!!!!!!!!! rant
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« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2006, 04:37:01 PM »
It's scary to think John Denver would be listed in someone's "Top 3 People they'd like to have killed" ??

 confused nervous Undecided

And well, I'm not just saying that because he is dead...
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« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2006, 04:41:14 PM »
Quote from: pasnow on September 18, 2006, 04:37:01 PM
It's scary to think John Denver would be listed in someone's "Top 3 People they'd like to have killed" ??

 confused nervous Undecided

And well, I'm not just saying that because he is dead...



He sang 'Annie's Song' ......... any more questions? Angry
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« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2006, 04:43:24 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2006, 05:56:20 PM »
1. my exhusband
2. his wife
3. their lawyer
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« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2006, 06:08:29 PM »
1. Paris Hilton - for being the most disgusting slut in slutland.

2. The guy who came up with the idea of creating Zune -? they call that shit an MP3 Player, while it's actually a PDA, it fucking sucks and Microsoft can't get over the fact that Apple is better than their shitty thing. If I bloody wanted a PDA, I'd get a Palm. rant

3. Lula - because he was born.
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« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2006, 08:03:48 PM »
Quote from: Mandy. on September 18, 2006, 06:08:29 PM
1. Paris Hilton - for being the most disgusting slut in slutland.

Why is paris a slut? Ok so she made a sex tape...but it looked to me on that tape like she was a bit of a dud root anyway  hihi  All i'm saying is that she made the tape with her BF at the time, and all she does on it is stuff that any girl does with her BF, so i don't see her as a whore for it!

Anyways....its your call who you kill with your 3 - just calling girls sluts is a soapbox of mine - so i had to rant beer

So anyway...to dragmyself kicking and screaming back on topic....

I'm going to pick:

1. Richard
2. Robin
3. Bumble

to help encourage a reunion  hihi hihi hihi hihi hihi hihi

JOKE JOKE JOKE - please don't ban or negative karma me - just being silly - anyone who reads my posts (other than the sex ones) knows i'm addiccted to the new tracks and love both the new and old band!
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« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2006, 04:33:12 AM »
Quote from: Melrose Chick on September 18, 2006, 04:33:52 PM
That means Ive got a freebie....... I pick Graham Baker.... my first boyfriend who broke my heart and broke my red crayon in nursery school..... he said he was gonna marry me.... fucking liar!!!!!!!!! rant


Calm down babe...

I would bump off only 1 person. Myself! peace
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« Reply #15 on: September 19, 2006, 04:40:48 AM »
Zlatan Ibrahimovictscztcsct.. what a dick.
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« Reply #16 on: September 19, 2006, 04:49:04 AM »
That Ibram guy who pressed charges when he "slip and fell" due and unsuccesful try to beat me and my friend with ten of his friends.

I'd kill him three times, but I might save two for the cops who arrested me.

I mean c'mon, there's ten guys, my friend is down and they arrest me?!
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« Reply #17 on: September 19, 2006, 04:50:42 AM »
Quote from: Melrose Chick on September 18, 2006, 04:19:22 PM
First on my list would be Tony Blair for being such a fucking knobhead
Sefcond wou;ld be his fucking wife cause I hate her hairstyle
Third would have to be John Denver cause I had to listen to hours of his shit while I was groweing up as a kid.... how did a guy who looks like the milky bar kid ever make a fucking record..... I have to know the anwer to that question before I die!!!!!!!!!

Thank God I'm a country boy! hihi
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« Reply #18 on: September 19, 2006, 02:58:52 PM »
Quote from: monkeychow on September 18, 2006, 08:03:48 PM
Quote from: Mandy. on September 18, 2006, 06:08:29 PM
1. Paris Hilton - for being the most disgusting slut in slutland.

Why is paris a slut? Ok so she made a sex tape...but it looked to me on that tape like she was a bit of a dud root anyway  hihi  All i'm saying is that she made the tape with her BF at the time, and all she does on it is stuff that any girl does with her BF, so i don't see her as a whore for it!

Anyways....its your call who you kill with your 3 - just calling girls sluts is a soapbox of mine - so i had to rant beer


Is it OK if a girl calls herself a slut? hihi

Anyhoo.... I'd kill Bin Laden. Seriously, what the fuck is that guy's fuckin' problem!? How the fuck is killing thousands of people "holy" in any way at all!??
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« Reply #19 on: September 19, 2006, 06:57:51 PM »
1)Jarmo
2) Darknemus
3) Miz

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