After Chinese Democracy, Axl should release an album called...

[themovieaddict.com]

..."The Persevering Magic Dolphins of the 4th Dimension and the Trial of the Caterpillars from Mars."

He should make it a concept album like "Ziggy Stardust." I'm not joking. Don't misunderstand this as spam or something, because it's not. I think it would be brilliant. He spends fourteen years making a mega-expensive album, then a year afterwards releases a small, cheap concept album with a terrible album cover featuring magical-looking dolphins jumping through a lake on the planet Mars with giant furry caterpillars in the background, and in the foreground there is Axl in an astronaut's suit floating around and his face is very poorly Photoshopped into the suit, so his face is inside the astronaut's face bubble, and then in cheesy blue BOLD FONT at the bottom it has the entire title, except it's so long they have to print the second line smaller and the third line so small you can barely read it.

I'm not joking, I think something funny like that would be brilliant for Axl and regain some respect from people who think he takes himself too seriously.

[robinfinckfan]

..."The Persevering Magic Dolphins of the 4th Dimension and the Trial of the Caterpillars from Mars."

He should make it a concept album like "Ziggy Stardust." I'm not joking. Don't misunderstand this as spam or something, because it's not. I think it would be brilliant. He spends fourteen years making a mega-expensive album, then a year afterwards releases a small, cheap concept album with a terrible album cover featuring magical-looking dolphins jumping through a lake on the planet Mars with giant furry caterpillars in the background, and in the foreground there is Axl in an astronaut's suit floating around and his face is very poorly Photoshopped into the suit, so his face is inside the astronaut's face bubble, and then in cheesy blue BOLD FONT at the bottom it has the entire title, except it's so long they have to print the second line smaller and the third line so small you can barely read it.

I'm not joking, I think something funny like that would be brilliant for Axl and regain some respect from people who think he takes himself too seriously.

Well there was the spahgetti incident.

[themovieaddict.com]

..."The Persevering Magic Dolphins of the 4th Dimension and the Trial of the Caterpillars from Mars."

He should make it a concept album like "Ziggy Stardust." I'm not joking. Don't misunderstand this as spam or something, because it's not. I think it would be brilliant. He spends fourteen years making a mega-expensive album, then a year afterwards releases a small, cheap concept album with a terrible album cover featuring magical-looking dolphins jumping through a lake on the planet Mars with giant furry caterpillars in the background, and in the foreground there is Axl in an astronaut's suit floating around and his face is very poorly Photoshopped into the suit, so his face is inside the astronaut's face bubble, and then in cheesy blue BOLD FONT at the bottom it has the entire title, except it's so long they have to print the second line smaller and the third line so small you can barely read it.

I'm not joking, I think something funny like that would be brilliant for Axl and regain some respect from people who think he takes himself too seriously.

Well there was the spahgetti incident.

That wasn't a silly album, though. He should make something silly and funny that would make people go, "WTF? Axl Rose did THAT?!"

And an album cover that looks like a 5-year-old made it or something. It would be so funny, and Axl would gain a lot of respect.



He should record it it one sitting and just have fun with it.

[BurningHills]

Um..

drugs are bad?

[King Sand]

Okay, I seriously feel dumb now for reading your post.

[themovieaddict.com]

Okay, I seriously feel dumb now for reading your stupid post.

Whatever. If you don't agree then that's fine, but I would love to hear a nice silly little concept album.

[metallex78]

..."The Persevering Magic Dolphins of the 4th Dimension and the Trial of the Caterpillars from Mars."

He should make it a concept album like "Ziggy Stardust." I'm not joking. Don't misunderstand this as spam or something, because it's not. I think it would be brilliant. He spends fourteen years making a mega-expensive album, then a year afterwards releases a small, cheap concept album with a terrible album cover featuring magical-looking dolphins jumping through a lake on the planet Mars with giant furry caterpillars in the background, and in the foreground there is Axl in an astronaut's suit floating around and his face is very poorly Photoshopped into the suit, so his face is inside the astronaut's face bubble, and then in cheesy blue BOLD FONT at the bottom it has the entire title, except it's so long they have to print the second line smaller and the third line so small you can barely read it.

I'm not joking, I think something funny like that would be brilliant for Axl and regain some respect from people who think he takes himself too seriously.

Well there was the spahgetti incident.

That wasn't a silly album, though. He should make something silly and funny that would make people go, "WTF? Axl Rose did THAT?!"

And an album cover that looks like a 5-year-old made it or something. It would be so funny, and Axl would gain a lot of respect.



He should record it it one sitting and just have fun with it.

Whatever drugs you're on, please share them around, as it seems you've taken way too many for yourself...


Release a stupid album and Axl will gain respect?

Hmmm... I don't think so

[themovieaddict.com]

..."The Persevering Magic Dolphins of the 4th Dimension and the Trial of the Caterpillars from Mars."

He should make it a concept album like "Ziggy Stardust." I'm not joking. Don't misunderstand this as spam or something, because it's not. I think it would be brilliant. He spends fourteen years making a mega-expensive album, then a year afterwards releases a small, cheap concept album with a terrible album cover featuring magical-looking dolphins jumping through a lake on the planet Mars with giant furry caterpillars in the background, and in the foreground there is Axl in an astronaut's suit floating around and his face is very poorly Photoshopped into the suit, so his face is inside the astronaut's face bubble, and then in cheesy blue BOLD FONT at the bottom it has the entire title, except it's so long they have to print the second line smaller and the third line so small you can barely read it.

I'm not joking, I think something funny like that would be brilliant for Axl and regain some respect from people who think he takes himself too seriously.

Well there was the spahgetti incident.

That wasn't a silly album, though. He should make something silly and funny that would make people go, "WTF? Axl Rose did THAT?!"

And an album cover that looks like a 5-year-old made it or something. It would be so funny, and Axl would gain a lot of respect.



He should record it it one sitting and just have fun with it.

Whatever drugs you're on, please share them around, as it seems you've taken way too many for yourself...


Release a stupid album and Axl will gain respect?

Hmmm... I don't think so

I don't take drugs.

I do listen to Vanilla Ice though? 

[MikeD]

I love it. And the funny thing is everyone here bitching about what a stupid idea it is will probably buy it.

[themovieaddict.com]

I love it. And the funny thing is everyone here bitching about what a stupid idea it is will probably buy it.

It'd be hilarious if Axl just wrote a nine-minute-long epic about....dolphins! 

It could start off like November Rain and turn into this massive tribute to dolphins.

"I feel the flippers, they're gettin' wetter
And through the water you tend to glide
Seems every dolphin I've ever wanted, dear
Has gone away and left me dry
Whoa oh oh

[massive guitar solo with dolphin sound effects]

I love you so much
Never leave me ever again
You magical dolphin you!"

[King Sand]

Dude, you want a stupid concept album?  Buy STYX: Kilroy Was Here
This is really not that funny of a topic.

[themovieaddict.com]

This is really not that funny of a topic.

See this in my original post?

I'm not joking...

 

[the dirt]

I hope Axl has a son so he can tour behind it by then. (Whatever it's called)

[themovieaddict.com]

I hope Axl has a son so he can tour behind it by then. (Whatever it's called)

Yes, it could be a father-son effort! That would be awesome.

[no more patience]

it aint the 60s............

i think he should do an electronic dance album with other singers like

gustavo cerati
bono
madonna
shakira
sebastian bach

[themovieaddict.com]

it aint the 60s............

i think he should do an electronic dance album with other singers like

gustavo cerati
bono
madonna
shakira
sebastian bach

Yeah, maybe Giorgio Moroder could contribute to The Dolphin Anthem I was talking about earlier, that'd be cool.

Madonna, no. Bono? Yes. And also Tom Waits. And Vangelis.

That would be a beautiful song. Vangelis and Axl Rose with Tom Waits? Damn.

[no more patience]

yes....georgio moroder and axl could write a soundtrack to a wicked movie........

[MikeD]

Actually this thread is far superior to the 120-something pages of BS speculation about whether Axl is going to announce the date of CD during the MTV VMAs when it was CLEARLY stated that he would only be there to annunce a band/award.

So nward with this album, especially if it means more new music without having to wait another 13 freakin' years.

[ILoveGNRandPhysics]

Yes, and then he could change his name to Jefferson Starship... Oh, wait...

[russtcb]

Dude, you want a stupid concept album?  Buy STYX: Kilroy Was Here
This is really not that funny of a topic.

Haha...

"I guess I just came up short with songs about... ROBOTS"
-Tommy Shaw