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GeraldFord
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Would you abstain from sex/masterbation for one year, in order to get CD today?
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I would like to say yes, but that would just be too, too hard. No way I could. Maybe I could go two days, but that would be asking a lot.
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September 04, 2006, 07:15:22 PM »
Haha, funny thread.
I'd say yes... but it depends, if I said no, when would we get CD?!
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No chance whatsoever! Couldnt do it sorry.... I'll never get the CD
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ah so thats why we haven't got CD yet, cause every's been having sex all these years!!!
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Re: Would you abstain from sex/masterbation for one year, in order to get CD today?
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September 04, 2006, 07:19:26 PM »
No fucking way dude! ?It'd still take a year to get your hands on the album when you could be getting your hands on something else entirely (and I do mean boobs!).
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Re: Would you abstain from sex/masterbation for one year, in order to get CD tod
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No way, i am already without sex, what do you want me to do ? fuck the CD, i'll keep my hand
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Re: Would you abstain from sex/masterbation for one year, in order to get CD tod
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Quote from: Mademoiselle aka Jessica on September 04, 2006, 07:22:41 PM
No way, i am already without sex, what do you want me to do ? fuck the CD, i'll keep my hand
I hear you Jessica!
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Re: Would you abstain from sex/masterbation for one year, in order to get CD tod
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I would also LIKE to say yes. But probably no.
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Re: Would you abstain from sex/masterbation for one year, in order to get CD tod
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Quote from: Melrose Chick on September 04, 2006, 07:26:36 PM
Quote from: Mademoiselle aka Jessica on September 04, 2006, 07:22:41 PM
No way, i am already without sex, what do you want me to do ? fuck the CD, i'll keep my hand
I hear you Jessica!
best thing :
Have sex on the CD once it's out ? one can dream ( for both )...
( feel like being a virgin again lol !!)
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EFISH
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Re: Would you abstain from sex/masterbation for one year, in order to get CD today?
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September 04, 2006, 07:35:49 PM »
Am I only the only one that would be willing to sacrifice a year of suffering for a life time of happiness?
You guys are all sluts
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GeraldFord
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Re: Would you abstain from sex/masterbation for one year, in order to get CD today?
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I don't think I could. I have constant morning wood. I'd wake up one day to find my hands on "Lil Axl."
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Quote from: EFISH on September 04, 2006, 07:35:49 PM
Am I only the only one that would be willing to sacrifice a year of suffering for a life time of happiness?
You guys are all sluts
Sorry but.......... yes you are all alone on that one I think!
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Re: Would you abstain from sex/masterbation for one year, in order to get CD today?
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Here's the rule. No sex/masterbation for one year and you get Chinese Democracy right now. But if you have sex within that year, CD will vanish, for 1000 years.
If you don't agree at all, CD comes out, whenever it would have, which is...
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By sex I mean oral, anal, vaginal, no loop holes.
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It also fades out of memory when it vanishes - and if you were to write a review about it the words would disappear and fade from memory as well.
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Re: Would you abstain from sex/masterbation for one year, in order to get CD today?
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Quote from: GeraldFord on September 04, 2006, 07:41:04 PM
By sex I mean oral, anal, vaginal, no loop holes.
B**tard!!!
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Re: Would you abstain from sex/masterbation for one year, in order to get CD tod
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Quote from: GeraldFord on September 04, 2006, 07:40:03 PM
Here's the rule. No sex/masterbation for one year and you get Chinese Democracy right now. But if you have sex within that year, CD will vanish, for 1000 years.
If you don't agree at all, CD comes out, whenever it would have, which is...
I cannot live without sex, sex creates music into my mind, so my answer would still be....NO
I'll come back bext life ( in a 1000 years) to hear CD..
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Re: Would you abstain from sex/masterbation for one year, in order to get CD tod
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Character newt from the flm Aliens has quote that feels pretty appropriate.
We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly
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Quote from: LeftToDecay on September 04, 2006, 07:47:32 PM
Character newt from the flm Aliens has quote that feels pretty appropriate.
We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly
You made me spill my coffee.... that was funny!
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Re: Would you abstain from sex/masterbation for one year, in order to get CD tod
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Hell fucking no! Are you crazy?! At my age I would go nuts without those two things in my life.
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