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« Reply #60 on: August 20, 2006, 03:06:15 PM » |
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omg the visuals im getting.my eyes my eyes lol.i can never look at a sock the same way now.
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« Reply #61 on: August 20, 2006, 03:08:03 PM » |
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omg the visuals im getting.my eyes my eyes lol.i can never look at a sock the same way now.
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« Reply #62 on: August 20, 2006, 03:08:41 PM » |
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I heard a version of it with headphones instead.
Yeah, the Gervais version. And I'm pretty sure that it was milk and cookies. |
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« Reply #63 on: August 20, 2006, 03:10:00 PM » |
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I heard a version of it with headphones instead.
Yeah, the Gervais version. And I'm pretty sure that it was milk and cookies. thats annoyed me i hate it when people copy comedians like that to make out its their own experience  |
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« Reply #64 on: August 20, 2006, 03:13:03 PM » |
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I think it's a bit of an urban myth or something.
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« Reply #65 on: August 20, 2006, 03:15:20 PM » |
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aaawww puutin the sock on oooohhhh noooo grooossssSSSS '
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« Reply #66 on: August 20, 2006, 03:16:41 PM » |
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I think it's a bit of an urban myth or something.
a bit like the one of the boy wanking in his bedroom realised at moment of climax he didnt have any tissue (or socks) ran to the bathroom opened the door and shot his load over his mum sitting on the toilet??    not a good urban myth |
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« Reply #67 on: August 20, 2006, 03:20:15 PM » |
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a bit like the one of the boy wanking in his bedroom realised at moment of climax he didnt have any tissue (or socks) ran to the bathroom opened the door and shot his load over his mum sitting on the toilet?? not a good urban myth No, but certainly my new favourite! |
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« Reply #68 on: August 20, 2006, 03:20:33 PM » |
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I think in general Americans use "socks" and the British use "toilet role" (You can tell which is the smarter nationality ?  ) because I've never heard of anyone using a sock before. |
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« Reply #69 on: August 20, 2006, 03:21:40 PM » |
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I think in general Americans use "socks" and the British use "toilet role" (You can tell which is the smarter nationality ? ) because I've never heard of anyone using a sock before. its is known in England as a Cock Sock |
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« Reply #70 on: August 20, 2006, 03:28:15 PM » |
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I think it's a bit of an urban myth or something.
a bit like the one of the boy wanking in his bedroom realised at moment of climax he didnt have any tissue (or socks) ran to the bathroom opened the door and shot his load over his mum sitting on the toilet?? not a good urban myth  Oh fucks sake! |
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« Reply #71 on: August 20, 2006, 03:30:22 PM » |
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yew, fuck, shit, crap, beurk, i have gave birth to a boy, does it mean i'll have to clean spermed out socks/T's ? 12 years from now...let the countdown begin!?   well, i have to teach him how to do his own laundry, FAST ? My oldest son is 11 so I better move faster! Does he spend a long time in the bathroom? Does he take your Cosmopolitan magazines in with him? May be too late... No, he doesn't. I'll have to pay attention to that though!  |
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« Reply #72 on: August 20, 2006, 03:30:35 PM » |
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I think in general Americans use "socks" and the British use "toilet role" (You can tell which is the smarter nationality ? ) because I've never heard of anyone using a sock before. its is known in England as a Cock Sock Seems abit messy to me doing it in a sock. Now a "Posh Wank" now that's..... interesting ? |
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« Reply #73 on: August 20, 2006, 03:36:11 PM » |
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Now a "Posh Wank" now that's..... interesting ... Only if it's been bought in a pub toilet, why waste a perfectly good condom that was earnt through good honest embarrasment over the counter. |
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« Reply #74 on: August 20, 2006, 05:47:14 PM » |
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yeah ur threads are always stupid.. (for example the richard nixon appreciatoin thread, that u were the only person who posted something on it ) but this rocks! lol |
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« Reply #75 on: August 20, 2006, 05:51:12 PM » |
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« Reply #76 on: August 20, 2006, 05:54:13 PM » |
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classic ''cock sock''
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« Reply #77 on: August 20, 2006, 05:58:48 PM » |
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omg the visuals im getting.my eyes my eyes lol.i can never look at a sock the same way now.
socks make excellent make shift jizz rags, plus they slide over so well.. No startch needed.. |
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« Reply #78 on: August 20, 2006, 06:14:48 PM » |
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Just make sure you dont have a flog under the covers and then fall asleep, You could wake up stuck to the sheets. cos this one time.... just kidding |
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« Reply #79 on: August 21, 2006, 09:49:56 AM » |
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HAHAHA -- This should almost be merged with the masturbation thread, man I want to re-birth that one.?  P.S... Little Axl:  |
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