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« Reply #40 on: August 20, 2006, 07:48:15 AM »
Wise words from disco stu. Cool

Quote from: RichardNixon on August 19, 2006, 04:48:35 PM
You know that you have crusty socks all over your room dude... ok no

No way dude, it's gotta be bogroll.  There's something seriously creepy about using socks, imo.
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« Reply #41 on: August 20, 2006, 08:31:43 AM »
 I use tee shirts,.lol, then throw them out .Sock arent how should I say , they dont have enough coverage?
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« Reply #42 on: August 20, 2006, 10:28:35 AM »
yew, fuck, shit, crap, beurk, i have gave birth to a boy, does it mean i'll have to clean spermed out socks/T's ? confused
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« Reply #43 on: August 20, 2006, 10:45:02 AM »
jesus havnt you guys learnt use your bed quilt give it two months and it will be like a rubix cube? hihi

dont you guys have tissues no


bit of topic but here we go.

one of my friends told me a story of one sunday afternoon he was in his bedroom under the duvet having a wank and when he finished he lited the duvet of his head and on his bedside cabinet was a cup of hot tea that wasnt here when he started  rofl
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« Reply #44 on: August 20, 2006, 10:49:46 AM »
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one of my friends told me a story of one sunday afternoon he was in his bedroom under the duvet having a wank and when he finished he lited the duvet of his head and on his bedside cabinet was a cup of hot tea that wasnt here when he started  rofl

So fu_nny and so embarassing !!!!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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« Reply #45 on: August 20, 2006, 10:53:08 AM »
Quote from: anythinggoes on August 20, 2006, 10:45:02 AM
dont you guys have tissues no

Tissues and bogroll are the same thing. Tongue

That story was class!
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« Reply #46 on: August 20, 2006, 11:05:22 AM »
THat was  a funny story , , but at the same time I could imagine the embaresment of it .lol
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« Reply #47 on: August 20, 2006, 11:13:26 AM »
omg were 's the world cuming too.crusty spermed socks omg !
useing them twice lol.ssswwweeeeewww that's to much to take in right now.my stoumach is upset now.the story was funny about the tea not being there lol.but it's kinna freaked out useing sockz for spem catchers lol.what happened to tissues lol.
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« Reply #48 on: August 20, 2006, 12:27:58 PM »
Quote from: anythinggoes on August 20, 2006, 10:45:02 AM
jesus havnt you guys learnt use your bed quilt give it two months and it will be like a rubix cube  hihi

dont you guys have tissues no


bit of topic but here we go.

one of my friends told me a story of one sunday afternoon he was in his bedroom under the duvet having a wank and when he finished he lited the duvet of his head and on his bedside cabinet was a cup of hot tea that wasnt here when he started rofl

WTF!? Do people not knock the door nowadays!!? rofl
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« Reply #49 on: August 20, 2006, 12:51:45 PM »
Quote from: Mademoiselle aka Jessica on August 20, 2006, 10:28:35 AM
yew, fuck, shit, crap, beurk, i have gave birth to a boy, does it mean i'll have to clean spermed out socks/T's ? confused

12 years from now...let the countdown begin!  ok beer
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« Reply #50 on: August 20, 2006, 02:10:55 PM »
Quote from: RichardNixon on August 20, 2006, 12:51:45 PM
Quote from: Mademoiselle aka Jessica on August 20, 2006, 10:28:35 AM
yew, fuck, shit, crap, beurk, i have gave birth to a boy, does it mean i'll have to clean spermed out socks/T's ? confused

12 years from now...let the countdown begin!  ok beer

well, i have to teach him how to do his own laundry, FAST hihi
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« Reply #51 on: August 20, 2006, 02:15:37 PM »
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Quote from: Mademoiselle aka Jessica on August 20, 2006, 10:28:35 AM
yew, fuck, shit, crap, beurk, i have gave birth to a boy, does it mean i'll have to clean spermed out socks/T's ? confused

12 years from now...let the countdown begin!? ok beer

well, i have to teach him how to do his own laundry, FAST hihi

 rofl  My oldest son is 11 so I better move faster!
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« Reply #52 on: August 20, 2006, 02:28:11 PM »
I can cut a diamond, that's all that's need to be said
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« Reply #53 on: August 20, 2006, 02:32:00 PM »
Quote from: Cornell on August 20, 2006, 02:15:37 PM
Quote from: Mademoiselle aka Jessica on August 20, 2006, 02:10:55 PM
Quote from: RichardNixon on August 20, 2006, 12:51:45 PM
Quote from: Mademoiselle aka Jessica on August 20, 2006, 10:28:35 AM
yew, fuck, shit, crap, beurk, i have gave birth to a boy, does it mean i'll have to clean spermed out socks/T's ? confused

12 years from now...let the countdown begin!? ok beer

well, i have to teach him how to do his own laundry, FAST hihi


 rofl? My oldest son is 11 so I better move faster!

Does he spend a long time in the bathroom? Does he take your Cosmopolitan magazines in with him? May be too late...
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« Reply #54 on: August 20, 2006, 02:38:48 PM »
Quote from: mikegiuliana on August 20, 2006, 02:28:11 PM
I can cut a diamond, that's all that's need to be said

never heard that saying before whats it mean
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« Reply #55 on: August 20, 2006, 02:44:33 PM »
Quote from: anythinggoes on August 20, 2006, 02:38:48 PM
Quote from: mikegiuliana on August 20, 2006, 02:28:11 PM
I can cut a diamond, that's all that's need to be said

never heard that saying before whats it mean

Well, a diamond is the only thing hard enough to cut another diamond, get it?  Wink
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« Reply #56 on: August 20, 2006, 02:47:30 PM »
Quote from: anythinggoes on August 20, 2006, 10:45:02 AM
one of my friends told me a story of one sunday afternoon he was in his bedroom under the duvet having a wank and when he finished he lited the duvet of his head and on his bedside cabinet was a cup of hot tea that wasnt here when he started  rofl

Caught furiously masturbating, eh?

Are you Ricky Gervais?
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« Reply #57 on: August 20, 2006, 02:49:01 PM »
Quote from: Jim on August 20, 2006, 02:47:30 PM
Quote from: anythinggoes on August 20, 2006, 10:45:02 AM
one of my friends told me a story of one sunday afternoon he was in his bedroom under the duvet having a wank and when he finished he lited the duvet of his head and on his bedside cabinet was a cup of hot tea that wasnt here when he started? rofl

Caught furiously masturbating, eh?

Are you Ricky Gervais?

motherfucker is that a Ricky Jervais joke he told me it as if it had happened to him
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« Reply #58 on: August 20, 2006, 03:04:42 PM »
You never know, it may well have done.

It's a bit that Ricky Gervais does on one of his standup shows, Animals I think, about some guy he knows.
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« Reply #59 on: August 20, 2006, 03:05:19 PM »
I heard a version of it with headphones instead.
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