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RichardNixon
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« on: August 17, 2006, 08:03:41 PM »
I'd estimate that I have an erection for most of the day. When I am in motion it's usually not erect but sitting or lying down, it's always erect. I am also very sensitive. Simply the words "lesbian," "ass," or "butt" will make me pitch a tent.

As I get older I doubt ED will ever be a problem.?
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« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2006, 08:13:25 PM »
i have an erection right now.
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« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2006, 09:16:24 PM »
man, that could be akward on a date... :p

sitting there talking about music and/or, say, axl rose... then suddenly she notice's your boner.. hehe...


im not like that at all... i need something more than words... fantasy works!  ok

whats ED? the problem with erection getting older?
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« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2006, 09:25:08 PM »
most of your threads are stupid, but this one deffinetly takes the cake.
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« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2006, 09:58:45 PM »
Quote from: EFISH on August 17, 2006, 09:25:08 PM
most of your threads are stupid, but this one deffinetly takes the cake.

Thanks for sharing.
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« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2006, 10:00:29 PM »
Quote from: Captain P?l on August 17, 2006, 09:16:24 PM
man, that could be akward on a date... :p

sitting there talking about music and/or, say, axl rose... then suddenly she notice's your boner.. hehe...


im not like that at all... i need something more than words... fantasy works!? ok

whats ED? the problem with erection getting older?

ED is erectile disfunction.

As for being on a date...unless someone stares at your crotch, it'd be hard to spot a boner.
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« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2006, 10:05:57 PM »
Quote from: RichardNixon on August 17, 2006, 10:00:29 PM

As for being on a date...unless someone stares at your crotch, it'd be hard to spot a boner.


That kinda depends...   hihi
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RichardNixon
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« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2006, 10:08:38 PM »
I need to wear jeans. Kakis or formal wear doesn't work for me. You can see right through it and spot 'lil Axl at full attention.
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« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2006, 10:09:36 PM »
Quote from: RichardNixon on August 17, 2006, 10:08:38 PM
I need to wear jeans. Kakis or formal wear doesn't work for me. You can see right though it and spot 'lil Axl at full attention.

'lil Axl?.... tmi   no
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« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2006, 10:14:18 PM »
Yeah..what's tmi?
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« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2006, 10:17:15 PM »
Too much info....   Lips Sealed
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« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2006, 10:34:56 PM »
rofl I don't think I've laughed so hard at a thread in my life before! Even the Ass thread didn't make me laugh as much as this one!

But seriously... dude... "li'l Axl"? rofl TMI TO THE MAX!!!
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« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2006, 10:42:06 PM »
I call my peepee Big Axl cuz hes a big one? hihi

Wait no, i call it Fortus.
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« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2006, 10:55:08 PM »
Quote from: SkynyrdGirl on August 17, 2006, 10:34:56 PM
rofl I don't think I've laughed so hard at a thread in my life before! Even the Ass thread didn't make me laugh as much as this one!

But seriously... dude... "li'l Axl"? rofl TMI TO THE MAX!!!

I used to call it spike but renamed it "lil Axl" in the early 90s when I became a huge GN'R fan.
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« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2006, 11:00:26 PM »
Quote from: RichardNixon on August 17, 2006, 10:55:08 PM
Quote from: SkynyrdGirl on August 17, 2006, 10:34:56 PM
rofl I don't think I've laughed so hard at a thread in my life before! Even the Ass thread didn't make me laugh as much as this one!

But seriously... dude... "li'l Axl"? rofl TMI TO THE MAX!!!

I used to call it spike but renamed it "lil Axl" in the early 90s when I became a huge GN'R fan.

Why "li'l" though? IS there somethin' you ain't tellin' us? hihi
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« Reply #15 on: August 18, 2006, 12:28:02 AM »
Quote from: SkynyrdGirl on August 17, 2006, 11:00:26 PM
Quote from: RichardNixon on August 17, 2006, 10:55:08 PM
Quote from: SkynyrdGirl on August 17, 2006, 10:34:56 PM
rofl I don't think I've laughed so hard at a thread in my life before! Even the Ass thread didn't make me laugh as much as this one!

But seriously... dude... "li'l Axl"? rofl TMI TO THE MAX!!!

I used to call it spike but renamed it "lil Axl" in the early 90s when I became a huge GN'R fan.

Why "li'l" though? IS there somethin' you ain't tellin' us? hihi

As humongo as "lil Axl" may be, he still is far smaller than the real one.
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« Reply #16 on: August 18, 2006, 01:12:47 AM »
I wish I wasn't so immature, because I'm cracking up at the concept of naming 'it' "l'il Axl."
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« Reply #17 on: August 18, 2006, 01:22:10 AM »
I dunno about you guys but if a girl here sees an erection you are bound to get lucky.  Wink
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« Reply #18 on: August 18, 2006, 02:12:01 AM »
Quote from: SkynyrdGirl on August 17, 2006, 10:34:56 PM
I don't think I've laughed so hard at a thread in my life before!

same here !!  rofl rofl
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« Reply #19 on: August 18, 2006, 04:13:07 AM »
Blimey this thread still open i thought it would have turned really crude but its remained quite sensible in a way well done. ED is something i have never suffered with (yet) its normally the other way round but thats as far as im going with this
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