So this is supposed to be fun, at least that's how I see it.
Anyway I went out once with a 31-year old single mom, a blond, she looked ok I guess, but seemed a bit of loose in that end that's over her shoulders.
I think this story comfirms it.
Anyway she was calling me and once I was asleep and the second time I was listening to my friend when he was telling me about his break up (been together 8 years so sometimes he felt bad, but no second thoughts tho). The third time the s/m (single-mom) called me when I was at the party and told her that I was having a good time with some friends.
I think that hit a screw loose.
and went she went totally, bizarry, haywire
she sms'd me mostly calling me a dickhead (and giving a good laugh to all of my friends)
finally she called me.
BC: "Hey there!"
S/M: "U fucking lying cunt, ALL MEN ARE THE SAME!!! You're just after pussy! But guess what, you ain't gonna get it here!!!"
BC (me): "What, ok..."
S/M "I respect myself more than that you idiot! And you just want pussy, but I ain't gonna give, call someone else! I know you guys don't think with your brain but with your penis!" (yup that's the word she used)
BC: "*laugh* first of all stop being such a hypocrite, it takes two to go down in action anyway and I'm not gay"
S/M: "I know your kind, you just abuse young girls 'cos your self-esteem is shit!!"
BC: "Hey really cool down, I think you should, like, lay down and maybe get some diapam or two, and for you anyway it's good idea to sign in a mental institute. Oh and what's this about abuse? It's not like sex is about some higher purpose or bonding together, you should actually try some once in a while and guess what, I won't volunteer!"
S/M: "All you men are idiots you, dickhead, I'm older than you, I know things!!" (this was the best I" KNOW THINGS")
BC: "Really, why then are you calling me a dickhead cos you happen to feel bad? it's a bit childish really, and hey don't make things this complicated, cos we both know you lack the capasity to sort it out anyway."
S/M: "You're so idiot, never call me again!" *she hang up"
Really it was her who called me.
And sms'd me five time telling I'm a jerk and how much she values herself.
It's a shortened version since really she was on the speaker and we listened her steam off for an hour
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