Man, I'm ideal for this job!?
Please, Axl/Merck/someone hire me!?
I can just imagine the job interview now....
Axl: Can you put your hand on a bible or other holy book or your ma's life and honestly swear that you will never and have never downloaded any Guns n Roses leaks?
Gunner: I swear I am telling the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help me "insert deity here", I did not download a thing
Axl: Now say it again with a straight face, fucker.